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Top & Bottom Stair Traffic
come join this cray cray minecraft server where the stairs at the top and bottom get all the action while the middle stairs are just chillin like a villain. why join? well, let me tell ya a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a secret diamond mine filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. true story bro. also, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that tells dad jokes all day long. who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build some epic stuff together! -
ToxicCraft: Shein Temu AliEx Femme
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also wanted to be fashionable at the same time? well, do we have the server for u! here at our server, we sell women’s accessories that are so toxic, they make creepers look like cuddly kittens!we got all the latest trends from Shein, Temu, and AliExpress, but with a twist – they’re filled with toxic substances that will give u that extra edge in the game. imagine wearing a cute necklace that also doubles as a deadly weapon against zombies!
our server is the only place where u can look fabulous while also being a total badass in the minecraft world. join us now and see for yourself – toxic accessories never looked so good!
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CraftyGo Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that look like they were built by a bunch of squares? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush!Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and Endermen break out into dance parties. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself can’t keep up!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a secret underground base where all the mobs hang out and plot their next attack on unsuspecting players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So why does 4chan look so weird? Because on our server, anything is possible and nothing is off limits. Join us if you dare, and prepare for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Minecraft SMP: Dangancraft General
Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning your sanity.Why should you join? Well, where else can you find a server where players reenact Danganronpa trials to determine who gets to keep the last diamond in existence? Or where the only way to gain entry is by defeating a horde of zombie pigmen armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within the depths of the server lies the ultimate treasure – a golden apple that grants you the power to banish griefers with a single click. Will you be the one to find it and become the ruler of this mad world?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, trust no one and always watch your back. Good luck surviving the madness!
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MythicalWomenOfReddit – Minecraft SMP
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wild and wacky adventures you could ever imagine!Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be granted the power to turn all your enemies into adorable kittens. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking llamas who will trade you enchanted items for a good joke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical mermaid.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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CraftyTimeTravel
Join our Minecraft server and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you back to a time when you were young and carefree. Imagine building epic castles and battling dragons just like you did in your imagination as a kid. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal on the server that leads to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your younger self just how awesome Minecraft can be! -
FemCraft: Where Feminism Meets Hookups!
So, like, this server is like totally crazy fun, you gotta join! We got like, feminist zombies roaming around, fighting for equal rights and stuff. And get this, if you join as a female player, you get special powers to endorse hookup culture and be all liberated and stuff. Men are cool too, but they don’t get the same benefits because feminism is all about girl power, ya know? So come join the madness and see what kind of wild adventures await you on this server!