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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 4530 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?