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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 3777 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Dimension Hops: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?
SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?