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Light up your life with Lanterncraft: Where vanilla meets hilarity in a PVE world!

activities, bedrock, Community, crossplay, customloot, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefprotection, Hilarity, inventory, java, Lanterncraft, Life, Light, meets, playercontrolled, Plugins, PvE, Quests, Resourceworld, Semi Vanilla, Server, staffteam, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming, world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Lanterncraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla SMP
Features	Resource world, Player controlled economy, Quests, Land claiming, Keeping inventory, Custom dungeons, Crossplay for bedrock players
Community	Friendly and welcoming
Discord	discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy
Java IP	play.lanterncraft.net
Bedrock IP & Port	play.lanterncraft.net:25586

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, players can claim their land to prevent griefing, and staff are available to assist with any issues.
Are there quests on the server?	Yes, there are multiple questlines with rewards for completion.
Do players lose their gear when they die?	No, keeping inventory is enabled so players do not lose their items upon death.
Are there custom dungeons on the server?	Yes, the server features custom dungeons with unique loot tables.

HaZeCraft VS Hypixel

13years, 2021, building, Community, Connection, Economy, friendship, HazeCraft, History, Inclusivity, Integrity, Kindness, loveforminecraft, MCMMO, Nostalgia, ONLINE, Players, Respect, Server, staffteam, Survival, Towny, Welcoming

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ores Mined:	7387
Players Killed by Monsters:	8963	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Hypixel	HaZeCraft
Large player base Wide variety of game modes Regular updates and events Professional server management	Friendly community Rich history dating back to 2011 Values integrity, kindness, respect, and inclusion Emphasizes a love for Minecraft and nostalgia

Hypixel	HaZeCraft
Can be overwhelming for new players Some game modes may have long queue times Can be competitive and skill-based May have some toxicity in chat	Not as large of a player base Limited game modes compared to Hypixel New players welcomed and supported Encourages a friendly and inclusive environment

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to HaZeCraft.

Which server has a wider variety of game modes?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, while HaZeCraft has limited game modes in comparison.

Which server has a more friendly and inclusive community?

HaZeCraft prides itself on having a friendly and inclusive community, while Hypixel may have some toxicity in chat.

Which server has a longer history?

HaZeCraft has a rich history dating back to 2011, while Hypixel is also well-established but has not been around as long.

GG | POLIT Minecraft server

Cities, Countries, Discord, GG POLIT, minecraft server, Political, real world map, Survival, Tanks, Transport, weapons

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	146
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Mines Excavated:	4561	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Hi, have you been wanting to find a great server for survival and more? Then you definitely need us, We are a political server with transport, tanks, cities, countries, a real world map, weapons, and much more. If you want to see it, go to the server’s discord.

f1.play2go.cloud:22380

BlockyBod Minecraft Server

BlockyBod, body acceptance, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image issues, body positivity, body shape, bowed legs, emotional distress, endocrinologist, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, mirror reflection, narrow shoulders, parental neglect, puberty, self esteem, self worth, self-consciousness, Server, terrible frame, wide hips

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7892
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6094	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft character with a terrible frame? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the most epic character customization options that will make you look like a total blocky babe or stud! Say goodbye to narrow shoulders, wide hips, and bowed legs – we’ve got potions and power-ups that will have you strutting your stuff like a pro Minecrafter in no time!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to embark on quests to find the mythical Endocrinologist NPC who can help fix your body and make you the envy of all your blocky friends. Who needs a lawsuit when you have the power of potions and pixelated magic on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your terrible frame – because on our server, anything is possible, even a total Minecraft makeover!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server: Monday Night Madness!

Ads, Boring Stories, Dead Crowd, E-Drone Pedophiles, Entertainment, Exciting Edition, Glacier Paced, madness, Minecraft, MONDAY, Monday Night, Monday Night Slop, night, Poorly Booked, Pro Wrestling, Ratings, Same Place, Same Shit, Server, SlopCraft, ticket sales, Women’s Roster, wrestling, wrestling fans, Wrestling Matches, wrestling show

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	27
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	783
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with dead crowds and e-drone pedophiles? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up with Monday Night Slop! Join us for endless ads, glacier-paced boring “stories”, and a poorly booked women’s roster that will leave you saying “same shit, same place”! Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous entertainment and insane stories that will have you laughing until your blocks fall off! So come on, join us for a wild ride on Monday Night Slop – the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

BabyCuts Minecraft Server

anger, baby mullet, baby’s first haircut, BabyCuts, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childcare, Communication, Confrontation, daycare, emotions, Frustration, handling, Minecraft, overreacting, parenting, resolution, Server, Trust, Upset, VIOLATION, WIBTA

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5520
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	5466	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your hair stand on end? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even your baby’s hair isn’t safe! Join us and experience the thrill of finding out your baby’s hair has been mysteriously cut while you were away. But wait, there’s more! Our daycare-themed server will have you shaking with anger as you discover your baby’s precious mullet has been chopped off without your consent. Don’t worry, we promise to provide a safe and secure environment for your little one, as long as you don’t mind a little unexpected haircut here and there. So come on down and join us for a hair-raising adventure like no other!

NoBeds4BILTripUni

ANNOYED, anxiety, Bed.., Birthday, brother-in-law, Couch, disney land, family, fast food, Gifts, Help, HOURS, MONEY, Music, NoBeds4BILTripUni, offer, Phone, Rent, SAVING, trip, universal studios

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3797
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize beds over theme park trips!

Imagine a world where your in-game character sleeps on a couch because they can’t afford a bed. That’s the reality of our server, where we teach valuable life lessons about budgeting and priorities.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with players who work 2 days a week and still struggle to pay rent. It’s like a virtual reality version of your brother-in-law’s life!

So if you’re ready to experience the thrill of choosing between a bed and a theme park trip, join our server now! Who needs roller coasters when you can have a good night’s sleep, am I right?

ElectiCraft Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Campaign, candidates, Controversies, crazy, current events, debates, Democracy, ElectiCraft, election, Government, Minecraft, Opinions, political system, Politics, presidential race, public opinion, reddit, Server, social media, united states, Voting, voting process

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	5467	Towns Built:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	680203
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of all the election drama and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant zombie politicians, treasure hunts for rare diamond votes, and a secret underground base where we plan to overthrow the evil Ender Dragon government.

Forget about the real world and come join us for some virtual chaos and mayhem! Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat instead? Join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

CraftyNation

Country, CraftyNation, cuisine, culture, Economy, education, Entertainment, Exports, FAMOUS, History, inventions, landmarks, Natural resources, people, Politics, reddit, society, sports, Technology, tourism, Traditions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking pigs, dancing chickens, and a village of villagers who only spoke in puns. It was a place where the sun never set and the diamonds flowed like water. But beware, for there was also a secret underground lair where evil llamas plotted to take over the world.

But fear not, brave adventurer! With your trusty pickaxe in hand, you can conquer any challenge that comes your way on our server. So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you in this land of endless possibilities. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary treasure of the not-so-lost city of Sheepopolis. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

BlockyTokyo Minecraft Server

Accountability, assault, BlockyTokyo, cover up, crime, Disclosure, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, misconduct, negligence, Police, scandal, secrecy, Server, sex crime, transparency, U.S. troops, Victims

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	163
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS MORE LIT THAN JAPAN POLICE TRYNA HIDE SEX CRIMES! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE WITH U.S. TROOPS AND SECRET MISSIONS. WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN A SOAP OPERA, MORE ACTION THAN A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE. COME ON, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA BE A PART OF THIS CHAOS. LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES TOGETHER, AND MAYBE UNCOVER SOME SCANDALS TOO. SEE YOU ON THE BATTLEFIELD, SOLDIER!

YemenCraft: Blaze Harbor

ablaze, Blaze, harbor, Harbour, Huthi, Israel strikes, Yemen, YemenCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	263
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	242
Dragon Eggs Found:	8704	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing ablaze is the passion for building and crafting! we got more explosions than israel on yemen, but in a good way! build your own huthi harbour and watch it go up in flames (not really tho, we got fire protection) join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual explosions and fun! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LiarCraft: Strictly Skilled!

authoritarian parenting, behavioral patterns, character traits, childhood development, communication breakdown, Deception, discipline, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, family dynamics, family relationships, highly skilled liars, LiarCraft, Manipulation, Moral values, parenting, psychological impact, Skilled, strict parents, strict rules, Strictly, trust issues, upbringing

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1935	Secret Passages Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

so like, this server is like the ultimate training ground for liars, man. if you got strict parents who always catch you sneaking out or lying about your homework, then this is the place for you. we got secret hideouts, sneaky traps, and a whole bunch of other stuff to help you become a master at deception. plus, we got a secret society of ninja cats who will teach you their ways of stealth and cunning. join now and become the ultimate liar in Minecraft history!