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Cable-FreeCraft

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	737
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamond blocks. like, who needs cable tv when u can watch a llama soap opera unfold in the town square every day at noon? plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies breakdance like nobody’s business. trust me, u ain’t livin’ until u join this server and witness the madness for urself. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for the ride of ur life!

EmoCraft: Happy, Angry, and Friendly!

Angry, angry faces, Brain, EmoCraft, emotional experiences, emotional processing, Enhancing, feelings, friendliness, Friendly, Happy, happy faces, Impact, mdma, mood regulation, neuroscience, neurotransmitters, neutral faces, psychoactive, reputation, Responses, serotonin, social experiences

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9568
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

yo, dis server be like takin’ a hit of dat good ol’ MDMA, makin’ yo emotions go wild and yo heart feel all warm n’ fuzzy. when you join dis server, you gonna feel all friendly n’ happy, like you just popped a pill at a rave.

we got all dem happy faces and angry faces poppin’ off, makin’ yo brain light up like a christmas tree. ain’t no neutral faces here, just pure emotion runnin’ wild. so come on down and join dis crazy ride, where every block you break gonna make you feel alive. disco balls and glow sticks not included.

Atoq’s Wild and Wacky Adventure – Now with Extra Flair and Sprinkles!

Adventure, art, Atoqs, creator spirit, Creators, Discord, everyone, Explore, EXTRA, Fabric, flair, ideas, java, join us, Lightly, Minecraft, Mods, Music, Origins, Platform, Private, Small, smp, sprinkles, Wacky, Wild

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Minecraft Server Overview:

Version	1.19.3
Software	Fabric
Platform	Java

Discord: https://discord.gg/yWFrxmaN6s

FAQ

Q: Who is Atoq server for?

A: Atoq is a private modded Minecraft server for content creators who are looking to explore new ideas through Minecraft.

Q: What mods are included in Atoq server?

A: Atoq includes origins, art, music mods, and a couple more small ones.

Q: Can anyone join Atoq server?

A: Yes, everyone is welcome as long as they have the creator spirit and are willing to proactively explore new ideas using Minecraft.

PhenoCraft Server – Phenotype Fun!

biology, characteristics, Fun, genetic analysis, genetic code, genetic disorders, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic makeup, genetic markers, genetic mutations, genetic research, genetic testing, genetic traits, genetic variation, genetics, heredity, observable traits, PhenoCraft, phenotype, phenotypes, physical traits, Server, Traits

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	862	Alien Abductions:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	92
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3055	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and discover a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide!

Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre phenotypes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to talking sheep, you’ll never know what to expect around the corner.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally pops in to leave cryptic messages in the chat. Some say he’s looking for his lost diamond sword, while others believe he’s just here to party with the players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where pigs rule the world and diamonds grow on trees. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

Minecraft Mayhem Server

MAYHEM, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	189
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs, you never know what you’ll come across next!

2. Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies as your backup dancers!

3. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples buried somewhere in the server. Will you be the lucky player to find it?

4. The admin of our server is actually a wizard in disguise, capable of granting wishes and casting spells on unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pigs and raining diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SisFreeZone Minecraft Server

Adult, bills, Boundaries, caregiving, compassion, Cruel, Decision making, family, Father, health scare, Homeless, Hospital, Job, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, refusing to take care, responsibilities, Server, Siblings, SisFreeZone, sister, unreasonable

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your family responsibilities behind, just like this player’s sister left her adulting responsibilities behind!

On our server, you can build your dream world without having to worry about taking care of anyone else. No more worrying about feeding your virtual family or making sure they take their virtual meds. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun!

And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into taking care of them in-game, just tell them they can live on the virtual streets. After all, you’re here to relax and have a good time, not deal with other people’s problems. So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door!

BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

adoption, Allowed, atheist, Aunties, BioBlocker, career, children, dream, family, Fatherhood, Financial, foster system, half-sister, hypocritical, Marriage, Niece, Prison, RELATIVES, Religion, selfish, single man, surrogate, well off

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4807
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	6723	Secret Passages Found:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

BafflingBlockheads Minecraft Server

#revelation, astonishment, Baffling, BafflingBlockheads, confusion, disbelief, enlightenment, ignorance, incredulity, Minecraft, Misconception, Mystery, perplexing, puzzling, Server, Surprise, unawareness, unknown

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. Plus, our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special potion that turns you into a block of cheese for 24 hours. Imagine the possibilities! You can hide from enemies, blend in with the landscape, or just snack on yourself when you get hungry.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that poops out golden apples. It’s a real thing, we swear!

InconvenientCraft

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	104
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build your dream castle? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a llama farm? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs from its beak. Or how about participating in our weekly “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most blocks in a single explosion?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamond Pig,” a rare mob that drops stacks of diamonds when defeated. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes (although we can’t guarantee they will all come true).

So say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas – they’re always up to something!

SwissMissileMixUp-UkraineBound

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Meteorites Collected:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

YO, SO THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE, BRO. WE GOT PATRIOT MISSILES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE FIREWORKS, BUT INSTEAD OF SWITZERLAND, THEY’RE HEADED STRAIGHT TO UKRAINE. LIKE, WHOOPSIE DAISY, RIGHT? JOIN US AND SEE THE CHAOS UNFOLD AS WE TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP THE MISSILES WITHOUT BLOWING UP THE WHOLE SERVER. IT’S A REAL THRILLER, MAN. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR HEAD AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN SHAKESPEAREAN ENGLISH. IT’S A MADHOUSE, BUT IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE. COME ON, JOIN US AND SEE FOR YOURSELF!