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SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ores Mined:	3178
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	3333

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

aita, DadCraft, Drama

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	75090	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

GrindCraft SMP

energy drain, energy vampires, energy zappers, Fruitless endeavors, futile efforts, grindcraft, ineffective use of time, non-profitable pursuits, pointless tasks, smp, Time management, time suckers, time wasters, time-consuming tasks., unfulfilling activities, Unproductive activities, unproductive endeavors, unproductive habits, unproductive tasks, unprofitable investments, wasted effort

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Animals Bred:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Annoyingly Normal

annoying habits, annoyingly, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, common pet peeves, daily annoyances, everyday annoyance, everyday frustrations, everyday irritations, irksome habits, minor annoyances, minor frustrations, minor irritations, mundane annoyances, normal, normalcy, personal triggers, pet peeve, typical irritations, universal annoyances, universal frustrations

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	690
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

Canadian, collusion, Conspiracy, Corruption, criminal case, far right, foreign influence, fraud, Government, indictment, influencers, International, investigation, Legal, MONEY, money laundering, PixelPoutinePutinJustice, Politics, Russian, scandal, U.S. Department of Justice

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9812
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	4565	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Buildings Constructed:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

497444334, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, invite, mages, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA guild, NA server, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, Old, Server, the war within, War withing, Warlocks, World of Warcraft, World of Warcraft General, wow, wow community

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	280	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, boy bands, catchy songs, Choreography, discussion, Entertainment, fan culture, girl groups, Hallyu wave, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, No. 69774711, online forum, pop culture, secret, smp, social media, society, south korea, trending topics

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	557653
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to build your very own Kpop concert stadium and host epic dance battles with other players.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden Kpop shrine in the server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Kpop gods themselves. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a llama into battle? You got it. Want to turn all the creepers into cute little BTS members? Well, we can’t promise that one, but you get the idea.

So come join us on our kpop-themed Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with music, dance, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

ClassyCraftyRevenge

aita, asian, Banh Mi, Brazilian-American, brigadeiro, Chinese, Chinese American, classmates, ClassyCraftyRevenge, Conflict Resolution, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Family Support, Latinx, Mexican, racial tensions, racism, School, suspension, Vietnamese

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7064

Welcome to our Minecraft server where cultural misunderstandings turn into epic battles! Join us and experience the thrill of correcting your classmates on their knowledge of different cuisines, just like in this wild story of a Chinese-American girl and a Brazilian-American boy.

Imagine the excitement of standing up for your culture while also getting into trouble with the principal for being accused of racism. Who knew Minecraft could be so spicy and dramatic?

So come on over and show off your knowledge of different cultures, but be prepared for some intense in-game debates and maybe even a visit from a furious mom who takes things way too seriously. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure filled with laughter and chaos. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoFilterNoFilter – Minecraft SMP

awkward situations, communication skills, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional intelligence, Honesty, Minecraft, no filter, NoFilterNoFilter, overshare, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, Self-expression, smp, social cues, social etiquette, social interactions, social media, social norms, Social Skills, transparency

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4854	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being censored and told to keep your thoughts to yourself? Join our Minecraft SMP where there’s no such thing as oversharing! In fact, we encourage you to let it all out, whether it’s your deepest secrets or just random thoughts about llamas.

Our community is full of players who have no filter, so you’ll fit right in if you’re constantly blurting out inappropriate jokes or sharing way too much information about your personal life. Plus, we have a special “TMI Tuesday” event where everyone competes to see who can share the most outrageous story.

So if you’re ready to let loose and be yourself without any judgment, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wild conversations and maybe a few awkward moments along the way!

NostalgicCraft

childhood adventures, childhood books, childhood dreams, childhood food, childhood friends, childhood games, childhood innocence, childhood laughter, childhood memories, childhood movies, childhood music, childhood places, childhood sights, childhood smells, childhood sounds, childhood TV shows, forgotten things, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old toys, past experiences

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Enchantments Applied:	258

Remember the days when you used to believe that if you dig deep enough in Minecraft, you’ll find a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and flying pigs? Well, guess what? Our server actually has that portal! Join us and embark on a quest to find the mystical land of unicorns and flying pigs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted chicken along the way! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and relive the wonder of your childhood dreams!