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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 2501 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 415 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.
And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.
So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.
