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CreeperCancucks – Where even creepers can’t stop us from winning!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible!

Join us and witness the craziest battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history! Our players are so skilled, they make the cancucks look like amateurs. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players dominate the competition.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, gold, and rare items! Rumor has it that one lucky player found a enchanted diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. Will you be the next lucky winner?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The New Gate 2: Electric Boogaloo

action, Adventure, Anime, battle scenes, Boogaloo, Characters, Electric, episode 2, FANTASY, Favorite, Gate, homage, kirito, LANCER, new episodes, plot twists, Season, The New Gate, Thread, Underrated, video game, virtual reality, watch

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some INSANE stories that will make you want to hit that join button faster than you can say “creeper”.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a GIGANTIC dragon swoops down from the sky and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, because on this server, you have the power to FLY and defeat any mythical creature that comes your way.

Or how about this: you stumble upon a secret underground base filled with TREASURE beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, because the base is guarded by a pack of ZOMBIE PIGMEN who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine building your very own CASTLE made entirely out of RAINBOW blocks. Yes, you heard that right. Your castle will be the envy of all your friends on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the WILDEST Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Snowflake Showdown: Where White Genocide Isn’t Real

Article, CLICK BAIT, discrimination, fake news, False narrative, Genocide, internet culture, Isnt, media manipulation, Misinformation, misinformation spread, not real, not real news, not victim, Propaganda, racism, real, showdown, snowflake, Social Issues, Societal Problems, Victim, Virgin, White, white genocide

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where being a virgin is a badge of honor and click bait articles are our main source of inspiration! Join us for a wild ride filled with GENOCIDE (just kidding, we’re all about peace and love here).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with DIAMONDS, GOLD, and UNICORNS (okay, maybe not unicorns, but you get the idea). They became the richest player on the server and were hailed as the VIRGIN KING!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CHICKEN ARMY, led by a fearless chicken named Cluck Norris. Join forces with Cluck Norris and conquer the END together!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and show the world that being a virgin is nothing to be ashamed of. Plus, where else can you find a chicken army and secret diamond dungeons? It’s a LOLZY adventure waiting for you!

Pixelated Weebs

Anime, Attack, bl, Definitively Femcels, double standards, feminism, gender equality, Keanu Reeves, mainstream media, Male Incels, Misandry, Misogyny, pixelated, Ships, Social Issues, sports anime, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, Twilight, Weeb’s, yaoi

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our wacky and wild Minecraft server where anything goes! Are you a fan of Anime? We’ve got all your favorite shows playing on repeat 24/7. Love Ships? We’ve got a whole fleet waiting for you to explore. And don’t even get us started on Yaoi and BL – it’s a shipper’s paradise!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special section dedicated to Twilight fans – because who doesn’t love a sparkly vampire love triangle? And for all you sports anime enthusiasts out there, get ready to hit the virtual field and show off your skills.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we’ve even got a secret section dedicated to Keanu Reeves. That’s right, the one and only Keanu is a regular player on our server, battling creepers and building epic structures like a true Minecraft master.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a part of our crazy community of definitively Femcels who are taking the Minecraft world by storm. And remember, the mainstream media may only attack male incels, but here on our server, we welcome everyone with open arms. Double standards, who?

Block Battle Royale

battle, BLOCK, Cards, Challenges, Competition, Deck, deckbuilding, dueling, Event, gameplay, Losses, master duel, Meta, ONLINE, Practice, Preparation, Royale.., Skills, strategy, Tactics, Tournament, Victory, Wins

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Buildings Constructed:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic events ever seen in the Minecraft universe! Picture this: a massive ender dragon riding a creeper like a bucking bronco while players try to tame them with diamond carrots.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the moonwalk. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco creeper dropping sick beats and exploding in a shower of glitter!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Putin’s Craft: Building Blocks and Bear Hugs

authoritarianism, autocracy, Bear, blocks, building, Conflict, Craft, Decision making, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global impact, hugs, influence, international relations, Kremlin, leadership, Manipulation, motivation, Politics, power, president, putin, Putins, russia, strategy, world affairs

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Farms Harvested:	646

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Putin himself is a player! Yes, you heard that right. He’s taking a break from running Russia to mine diamonds and build epic structures in our virtual world. Join now to witness Putin riding a pig into battle against creepers and zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a dancing chicken disco party every Friday night. Get your groove on with our feathered friends and show off your best dance moves.

So why would Putin do this? Because our server is the craziest, most fun place to play Minecraft. Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyArknights – Building Towers and Battling Creeps!

@irene, #Ascalon, #Lutonada, #Odda, AK EN Database, akg, akg website, Ambience Synesthesia, arknights, aroma, Babel, BATTLING, building, Caster Carnelian, Caster Passenger, cement, CN Content, CraftyArknights, creeps, Defender Cement, Defender Penance, Dorothy, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL, FUTURE JP, FUTURE KR, Guard Akafuyu, Guard Hoederer, Guard Humus, Ho’olheyak, JP Stream, lumen, Medic Paprika, Medic Vendela, Medic Whisperain, Minimalist, Mudrock, Pinecone, Qiubai, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Reed, Roberta, Shining Steps, SilverAsh, Sniper Andreana, Sniper Fiammetta, Sniper Totter, Specialist Kafka, Specialist Verdant, Supporter Quercus, Supporter Stainless, Swire The Elegant Wit, tequila, The Front That Was, Towers, Valuable resources, Vanguard Ines, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7757	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us for a LOLZY time filled with INSANE stories and OUTRAGEOUS reasons to keep coming back for more.

Imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling a dragon made of diamonds. That’s just a taste of what awaits you on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive GLOBAL/JP/KR CONTENT that will blow your mind. From 6* Sniper Fiammetta to 5* Medic Whisperain, you’ll never run out of new characters to discover.

And if that’s not enough, our CN CONTENT will leave you speechless. With 6* Defender Penance and 5* Guard Akafuyu, you’ll be unstoppable in your quest for domination.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this EPIC journey and experience the ULTIMATE Minecraft adventure. Don’t miss out on the fun – log in now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Creepers: Where Everyone is a Blockhead Except the Creepers

acceptance, Bigotry, Blockhead, Crafty, CREEPERS, discrimination, equality, gender, Gender Identity, hate, Identity, ignorance, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, prejudice, restroom, Safety, Social Issues, society, trannies, Transgender

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	472	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our InsaneCraft server, where we embrace all genders, even the 500+ ones that didn’t exist before 2020! Join us if you want to escape the madness of real life, where 6-foot dudes dressed as women lurk in the women’s restroom. On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a blocky warrior or a pixelated princess. We don’t discriminate based on gender, we just want everyone to have a good time building, exploring, and laughing at the absurdity of it all. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because on InsaneCraft, anything goes!

Waifu Head Pats – Minecraft Server

Affection, Anime, cost, cute, desire, devotion, dream, emotional, Fandom, FANTASY, head pat, longing, love, Minecraft, Obsession, Otaku, PATS, payment, relationship, Server, virtual, waifu, wish fulfillment

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	146	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can pat your waifu’s head for FREE! Yes, you heard that right, FREE head pats for all players! But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret DIAMOND mine where you can find unlimited riches and build the most extravagant waifu shrine ever seen in Minecraft history!

Join now and embark on a quest to find the legendary CREEPER king who has been terrorizing the land with his explosive antics. Defeat him and claim his throne as your own, ruling over all the creepers in the land as their new waifu-loving overlord!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a GIANT chicken that lays ENCHANTED eggs filled with rare loot and magical powers. Will you be able to tame this mighty chicken and harness its incredible abilities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the most INSANE and HILARIOUS adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world!

Crafty Craziness: Love Quest Server

acceptance, advice, attraction, Communication, Country, Crafty, Craziness, Cultural differences, DATING, Diversity, ethnicity, Interracial Relationships, love, Multiculturalism, Quest, Race, relationships, romance, Server, society, Stereotypes, Tips, Understanding, White girl

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	7305
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can find the answer to life’s most important questions, like “How do I get the love of a white girl from your country?”

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the rare diamond-encrusted pickaxe of love, rumored to have the power to make any white girl fall head over heels for you. But be warned, the pickaxe is guarded by a giant pink llama who only speaks in riddles.

Once you have the pickaxe in your possession, you must journey to the enchanted forest of heart emojis where you will find the white girl of your dreams. But beware, she is protected by a pack of heartbroken creepers who will stop at nothing to keep you apart.

So why wait? Join our server today and start your quest for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance.