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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 260 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 |
we got pigs flying around with jetpacks, creepers breakdancing to dubstep music, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond pickaxes for a single emerald.
but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground lair where you can battle the Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken. and if you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples and a pet dragon named Fluffy.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures of your life!