Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!”