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Eternal Sorrow 1.21.1
Yo, bro, forget about all that drama! Join our Minecraft server for some epic fun and crazy shenanigans! We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a virtual circus on steroids, man. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a palace fit for a king. So come on down and let’s build some wild and wacky creations together! Just don’t bring any real-life drama like that tripfag guy, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures here. Let’s goooooo! -
Stabbed Space Invasion
come join our epic minecraft server where being stabbed is a contusion intrusion! why would you want to be anywhere else when you can experience the thrill of getting stabbed and surviving like a boss?we have crazy events like zombie pigman rodeos and creeper fireworks shows. plus, our staff is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes like unlimited diamonds or a pet ender dragon.
if you’re not convinced yet, just know that our server is located on a floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds while you mine for resources.
so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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Stabbed 47 Times Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the most notorious criminals are welcome! Join us for a wild ride as we reenact the craziest crime scenes in Minecraft block form. Ever wanted to see a black guy stab a woman 47 times? Well, now you can in our virtual world! And don’t worry, we have plenty of leftists and niggers to chimp out and claim he dindu nuffin. So come join us for a truly insane and unforgettable experience! -
PrayCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting stabbed is the competition! Join us for some explosive fun as we build, mine, and survive in a world where the only thing scarier than a zombie horde is a creeper sneaking up behind you. With epic battles, crazy challenges, and more drama than a soap opera, you’ll never want to log off. So come join us and let’s show those zombies who’s boss! #PrayForSolingen3, more like #PlayForSolingen3! -
StabbedCraft: Last Words?
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being stabbed again! Our virtual world is so safe, even the creepers have been trained to give hugs instead of exploding. Plus, our resident witch doctor can heal any wounds with his magical potions made from rare ingredients like unicorn tears and dragon scales. So come join us and leave the real world behind – where the only thing you’ll be saying is “I can’t believe I didn’t join this server sooner!” -
StabCraft Minecraft Server
Tired of boring old Thailand? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have beaches made of diamonds, temples filled with enchanted loot, and even a secret cave that leads to a real-life treasure chest (just kidding, it’s filled with virtual gold blocks). So why waste your time on a tropical vacation when you can have the adventure of a lifetime in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the blocky fun begin! -
LeftistCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a political scuffle? Join our server where the only thing getting stabbed are creepers! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.Forget about left wing extremists and political drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be taking down are mobs and building epic structures. Plus, our PvP battles are so epic, they make the scuffle in Mannheim look like child’s play.
Join now and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!
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HolyCraft: Where Taking a Stand is a Blocky Adventure!
Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world craziness and dive into a world of endless possibilities!
Join us and experience a world where Orthodox Priests are actually undercover cops trying to catch players expressing concerns about the Muslim situation! It’s like a dystopian novel come to life in the Minecraft universe!
Don’t worry, you can still confide in our pixelated religious leaders without fear of being snitched on. Unless, of course, they’re secretly working for the virtual police force too…
So come on in and join our server, where every block you break and every mob you defeat is a step closer to uncovering the conspiracy that lies within!
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Stabby Steve’s Crazy Craft Shack
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler’s birthday party? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the schizo druggie who stabbed all those women wouldn’t stand a chance against the madness here. Join us for a chance to survive insane battles, build epic structures, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or bodies, who knows?). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking around the corner! -
Baby and Mama’s Minecraft Mayhem
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Klaus Arminius, a Minecraft player so skilled that he once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he will grant three wishes to anyone who can beat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the singing creepers – they tend to get a little rowdy after dark.