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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 6180 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 308 |
Emeralds Found: | 4400 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.