| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4212 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 20 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 229 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
donator29.gamely.pro:20736
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1356 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1578 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 38 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Culture | Safe and toxic-free community |
| Nations | Form or join your own nation |
| Players | Redstoners, PVPers, builders, writers welcome |
| Time Zone | Mainly EST, open to all time zones |
To join, message the admin on Discord at augustus_aidon to fill out an application and be added to the whitelist.
If you are interested in being a villain, you will need to express that in your application so an admin can explain the rules and restrictions to you.
It is not required to join or form a nation, but it is encouraged as it is a central aspect of the server’s lore.
All types of players are welcome, whether you are a redstoner, PVPer, builder, lore writer, or just looking for a minecraft community.
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 1824 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 7 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 4586 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs who will guide you on epic quests to find the mystical Durian tree that grants wishes. Rumor has it that anyone who finds this tree will be granted three wishes, but be warned – the tree is guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for Durian.
So come join us on our wacky adventure-filled server, where Durian reigns supreme and the possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ll accidentally step on a creeper.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 5094 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 14 | Potions Brewed: | 41 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex relationships, just like this 37-year-old player who can’t decide if he’s a quid pro quo kinda guy or just a Minecraft player looking for some fun. Will he continue to support his ex financially, or will he cut ties because she won’t sleep with him anymore? The drama unfolds in real-time, and you can be a part of it!
But that’s not all – our server offers unique challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills like never before. Build a house, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers while navigating the complicated dynamics of virtual relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players fighting for your attention.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Who needs a close friendship with your ex when you have a whole virtual world to explore? Let the drama begin!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6190 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1370 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind the haters like O, who probably spends his days griefing other players instead of working. Our server is a safe space where you can finally put yourself first and not worry about being put down for being yourself.
And hey, if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on and relax with some virtual block-building therapy. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Join now and leave the real world behind for a while!
| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 6981 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties with Notch and Herobrine. And every full moon, StampyLongNose transforms into a werewolf and goes on a rampage through the server. It’s wild, I tell ya!
Plus, we have the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen, like rainbow-colored Endermen and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steve, who grants wishes to anyone who can find him.
So come join us on this crazy, chaotic, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP. It’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before, I promise you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4384 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | New Chunks Explored: | 562172 |
| Farms Harvested: | 814 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 1001 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9817 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 23 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.
plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 9999 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Votes: | 5809 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Secret Passages Found: | 2 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?
join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!
