St. James’ Park Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

StLoser Minecraft SMP

Analysis, Challenges, criticism, Defeat, Disappointment, embarrassing loss, Fans, football, Frustration, future prospects, Improvement, Manager, Minecraft, Performance, reaction, shitposting, smp, sports, St. James’ Park, StLoser, Tactics, Ten Hag, United

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of constantly losing at St. James’ Park? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can deflect all the shitposting and turn your luck around like Manchester United! We even have the legendary Ten Hag on board to lead us to victory. Join us now and become part of the most epic comeback story in Minecraft history!

SisInLawMCServer

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family, Guesthouse, living arrangements, long-term relationships, mental health, narcissism, orphanages, perspective, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, sibling dynamics, SisInLawMCServer, Stability, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your dream castle, when suddenly your long-lost sister shows up out of nowhere, claiming she needs a place to crash. But wait, there’s more! Your girlfriend is not too thrilled about this unexpected guest and drama ensues.

But fear not, for we have a solution to all your problems – build a “guesthouse” on top of your garage and watch the chaos unfold as you try to navigate the delicate balance between family obligations and maintaining your sanity.

Join us on this epic adventure filled with narcissism, flying monkeys, and questionable life choices. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? So come on in and let the madness begin!

GFGetOutCraft

Animal lover, Bacterial infection, bereavement, BETRAYAL, cat person, chihuahuas, dog person, emotional distress, German shepherds, GFGetOutCraft, Grief, grief counseling, irresponsible behavior, lawsuit, legal action, medication, overdose, pet care, relationship issues, sphynx cat, Trust

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my ex-girlfriend’s attempt to overdose my cat? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question your sanity just like I questioned hers.

Join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than my ex’s actions. From building epic structures to surviving in a world full of unexpected twists and turns, you’ll never know what’s coming next. Just like I never knew my ex would try to kill my beloved cat.

With a community as diverse as my ex’s excuses for her actions, you’ll meet players from all walks of life. Whether you’re a cat person, a dog person, or just a person looking for a good time, you’ll fit right in.

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are crazier than my ex’s attempt to play doctor with my cat. Just remember, we don’t tolerate any funny business like she tried to pull. Join us now and let’s create some chaos together!

StrikeCraft: Lviv7Dead

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dead, eastern europe, fresh wave, international relations, Lviv, Lviv7Dead, News, political turmoil, protest, StrikeCraft, strikes, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ores Mined:	4967	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only strikes happening are the ones you make with your diamond sword! forget about real world drama and come build your own kingdom in a land where the only thing dead is the creepers you explode! Lviv may be in chaos but our server is a sanctuary of fun and chaos! join now and be the hero of your own adventure!

Era of GLP-1 FunCraft

chronic disease, clinical trials, diabetes, disease prevention, endocrinology, era, funcraft, GLP-1 receptor agonists, GLP1, health education, health equity, health outcomes, health promotion, Healthcare, Management, Medical research, medication, patient care, Pharmacology, public health, public policy, responsibilities, Treatment

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	862	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a crazy disco ball? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds like a boss when suddenly, a wild GLP-1 Receptor Agonist appears! But don’t worry, this ain’t your average Minecraft mob. This bad boy is here to help you level up your health game like never before.

With this server, you’ll be slaying zombies and managing your public health responsibilities like a pro. Forget about boring old potions, cuz now you’ll be popping GLP-1 Receptor Agonist pills like they’re candy. Your character will be so buff, even the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots!

So why wait? Join now and let the GLP-1 Receptor Agonists take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Vegas Matt Minecraft Server?

Casino, casinos, Cleopatra, gamble, gambling, handpay, jackpot, Las Vegas, LOSING, Matt, Minecraft, Server, slot, Slot machine, slot machine handpay, Slots, Vegas, vegas matt, vegas matt slots, VegasMatt, winning

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	5372
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Vegas Matt is a seasoned professional in the world of entertainment and nightlife in Las Vegas. With years of experience in the industry, he is known for his expertise in event planning, promotion, and production. Vegas Matt has a strong network of contacts and a reputation for throwing unforgettable parties and events in the party capital of the world. He is a true visionary with a passion for creating unique and memorable experiences for his clients and guests. Vegas Matt is a go-to resource for anyone looking to elevate their Vegas experience to the next level.

AdenosMC

Earth, PvP, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9030
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Players Killed by Monsters:	1235
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

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lightninglibra server

Community, Covered, f2p, Friendly, Friends, Fun, income, lightninglibra, Minecraft, Pure Survival, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2313	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ores Mined:	9157
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

the lightninglibra server is a server dedicated to creating a friendly community to make new friends and have fun.It is the perfect spot for a near pure survival experience. It is F2P guaranteed as the income made are fully covered.

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Isekai Queen Minecraft Server

badass female, Character development, cooking show, FANTASY, female development, female empowerment, female hero, female mc, Female Protagonist, female protagonist development, female protagonist empowerment, female protagonist hero, female protagonist struggle, female struggle, isekai, Minecraft, Power Fantasy, Queen, reverse harem, romance, Server, strong female lead, Struggle

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Alien Abductions:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Are you tired of the same old boring Isekai stories with female protagonists? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can play as a badass female MC who doesn’t need a reverse harem to kick butt and take names!

Join our server for epic quests, challenging dungeons, and a storyline that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. Watch as your character struggles and develops just like the male counterparts, but with a fierce determination and a touch of sass that will have you saying, “Who needs a reverse harem when I can slay dragons on my own?”

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Who needs romance and cooking shows when you can have epic battles and thrilling adventures? Let’s show those male MCs who’s boss on our insane Minecraft server!

China Good Minecraft SMP

arms race, building, China, Competition, construction, Defense, Fleet, Geopolitical, Global, Good, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Naval, Navy, SECURITY, Ships, smp, SUPERPOWER, Technology, Usa, Warships

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	204
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where we are building so many ships, the USA is jealous!

Picture this: You log on and are immediately greeted by a giant ship floating in the sky, made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because we’re setting sail to the moon, baby! That’s right, we’re taking Minecraft to new heights (literally) and you can be a part of it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ship Wars, where players battle it out on the high seas in epic ship-to-ship combat. Will you be a pirate plundering for treasure or a navy captain defending your ship with your life? The choice is yours!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest ship-building adventure this side of the blocky ocean. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward humor, awkward interactions, awkward moments, awkward moments in life, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward situations in life, awkward situations to avoid, awkward stories, AwkwardAF, awkwardness, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, humor, Minecraft, smp, Social, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crops Grown:	2514
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Star Shards Collected:	185
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream house in our Minecraft SMP when suddenly, a group of llamas dressed in tuxedos start a flash mob dance party right in front of you. But that’s not even the weirdest part – turns out, they’re all secret agents on a mission to protect the server from evil griefers! Join our wacky community for a chance to witness more bizarre moments like this and create unforgettable memories with fellow players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!