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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 5315 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 3028 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!