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Ancient Map Quest

3d, Ancient, ancient civilizations, archaeology, artifact, cartography, cultural heritage, discovery, Engraving, Exploration, findings, History, innovation, Map, oldest, Quest, researchers, Scientific, study, Technology, Three-dimensional

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a world where the blocks are like, talking to you man. they’re all like “build me into a castle” or “dig me into a secret underground lair”. it’s like, the blocks have a mind of their own, dude.

but wait, there’s more! this server has a secret quest where you have to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have ultimate power in the server. you gotta battle through mobs and solve puzzles to find it, but it’s totally worth it, bro.

oh, and did we mention the secret society of chickens that roam the server? they’re like, the rulers of this land and they have their own little chicken kingdom. if you can earn their trust, they’ll help you on your quest for the diamond pickaxe. but beware, they can be a little clucky at times.

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where the blocks talk, the chickens rule, and the diamond pickaxe of doom awaits. it’s gonna be a wild ride, man.

Gears of Galudon

age safety, character creation, city, Combat, creations, Discord, dungeons & dragons, Galudon, gears, Gore, Inventing, Lore, Magic, peak, Player Base, Politics, Roleplay, Server, smp, Steampunk, violence, Welcoming, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dimension Hops:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

Gears of Galudon Overview

Description
18+ Minecraft roleplaying server set in the steampunk era
Features intricate character creation system
Averages 15-30 players online at peak
Includes combat, magic, and inventing own creations
Join through Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to be whitelisted.
How many players are usually online?	On average, there are 15-30 players online at peak times.
What kind of themes are present in the server?	Adult themes such as violence, gore, and age safety are present.
Can I create my own inventions in the server?	Yes, the server allows for inventing your own creations that can impact the city.

Dreamy Feast 1.20.6

1.20.6, bloated, dreamy, Drowsy, excessive eating, exhausted, feast, food baby, food coma, full, heavy meal, indigestion, lethargic, nap time, need rest, overeating, overindulgence, post-meal fatigue, regret, sluggish, Stuffed, tired, too much food

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Zombie Dances:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? I’m talking about a place where you can eat so much virtual food that you’ll actually feel sleepy in real life. It’s like a food coma but in blocky pixel form.

Join us and experience the ultimate food-induced nap session while building the most insane structures you can imagine. Who needs sleep when you can just eat your way to exhaustion in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on this wild ride of food and building shenanigans. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to have some snacks on hand because you’ll be craving them after all that virtual feasting. Let’s get weird and wacky together on this server that defies all logic and reason.

DadPrankz Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, childhood trauma, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, DadPrankz, emotional manipulation, emotional triggers, family relationships, forgiveness, Grief, medical emergencies, mental health, Minecraft, overreacting, panic attack, parenting, pranks, sensitivity, Server, Trauma, Trust

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Join now for some heart-pounding, adrenaline-pumping action that will have you questioning reality!

Our server is so intense, even your dad won’t know what hit him! With crazy pranks and unexpected twists around every corner, you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like when your dad pretended to be dead – talk about a real heart-stopper!

But don’t worry, we also cater to those with anxiety. Our server is the perfect place to face your fears and conquer your phobias. Who needs therapy when you can just log on to our server and face your worst nightmares head-on?

So come join us for a wild ride of emotions, from panic attacks to laughter to tears. Our server is the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, and you won’t want to miss out. Just remember, when your dad pranks you, it’s all in good fun – right?

NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

apartment, bills, Boundaries, Boyfriend, disagreement, home, housing arrangement, Lease, living situation, living together, NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC, personal space, Rent, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommates, Safety, third person

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	133	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life roommate drama and build your dream world without any unwanted guests!

Join us and build your own two-bedroom flat, where you never have to worry about rude, loud, and messy roommates like Jake crashing on your virtual couch. Our lease agreement is crystal clear – this is YOUR home, and you don’t have to share it with anyone you don’t want to.

But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hanging like Anne did. We offer special discounts on rent for solo players who want to keep their virtual space drama-free. And if anyone tries to invade your space, just block them like you would a pesky creeper.

So come join us on our server and let’s build a world where you can truly feel at home – no unwanted roommates allowed! Remember, in Minecraft, you’re the master of your domain.

LawfulMinecraftSMP

bizarre rules, Context, historical laws, law background, law backstory, law history, law logic, law origins, law reasoning, LawfulMinecraftSMP, legal context, legal history, legal reasoning, odd regulations, peculiar legislation, quirky rules, strange laws, strange legislation, uncommon regulations, unique laws, unusual law

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	209	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only law is that you have to wear a pink tutu while mining diamonds. I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, once you hear the backstory, it all makes sense.

Legend has it that our server was once ruled by a group of evil chickens who were obsessed with fashion. They demanded that all players wear pink tutus as a sign of respect, or else they would unleash their army of killer bunnies on anyone who dared to defy them. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you have the chance to overthrow these fashion-obsessed fowls and restore order to our wacky world.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional killer bunny attack). Who knows what crazy laws and insane stories await you in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

CreeperCrisisMC

blunder, consequences, CreeperCrisisMC, epic fail, error, error in judgment, facepalm, Failure, faux pas, hindsight, learning experience, mess up, mishap, misjudgment, mistake, Oh No!, Oops, realization, regret, screw-up, wrong decision

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6603	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Items Found:	5606	Backwards Speech Heard:	2

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds in your favorite Minecraft server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with creepers, skeletons, and a giant zombie boss that’s out for blood. You think to yourself, “What was that moment when you knew you fucked up?” But fear not, brave adventurer, for on our server, this is just another Tuesday.

Join our server for the wildest and wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of killer bunnies to building a fortress made entirely out of cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted gear that only the bravest players can find.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, look no further. Join us today and prepare for the craziest adventure of your virtual life. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know what’s lurking around the corner.

CraftyHostages Minecraft Server

Conflict, Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostages, Diplomacy, exchange deal, first phase, gaza, Hamas, hostage release, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, negotiation process, negotiations, Palestinian territories, peace talks, political agreement, prisoner swap, Release, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Animals Bred:	48
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ores Mined:	2217	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8407
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

HEY U GUISE, DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE HAMAS BUT WITHOUT DA TERRORISM, JUST FUN AND GAMES! WE GONNA RELEASE 34 HOSTAGES IN DA FIRST PHASE OF OUR EPIC EXCHANGE DEAL, SO JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA ACTION! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH OUR WACKY COMMUNITY! WHY JOIN? CUZ WE GOTTA LOTTA HOSTAGES TO SAVE AND A LOTTA FUN TO HAVE! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! YOLO!

ZelenskyyCraft: Sanctioned Bullshit

aggression, bullshit, Conflict, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Military, Politics, president, russia, sanctioned, sanctions, sanctions policy, Ukraine, united states, US threats, War, world leaders, zelenskyy, ZelenskyyCraft

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

so like, u know how zelenskyy was all like “US threats of sanctions before the war were bullshit”? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that bullshit. it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows where u can build ur wildest dreams and battle evil mobs with ur friends.

join our server and u can ride a flying pig into battle, or build a giant statue of ur pet goldfish. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions.

plus, our community is super friendly and always ready to help u out. so come join us and escape the bullshit of the real world for a while. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Pixel Pals United

4:3 aspect ratio, 4:3 TV shows, awkward spacing, classic sitcoms, classic television, close proximity, dated TV shows, nostalgic shows, old school television, old tv shows, PALS, PIXEL, retro sitcoms, retro tv, television history., television nostalgia, throwback tv, TV show trivia, United, vintage entertainment, vintage media, vintage sitcoms, vintage television

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	345	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Towns Built:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own world and make frens with virtual block people. we have a secret underground city where u can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs. once, a player found a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and defeated a dragon the size of a mountain. u can also participate in our weekly llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. so come on down and join the fun, cuz on this server, anything is possible!