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OzempicCraft – Where even your Minecraft character can use government-funded drugs to mine diamonds faster!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crops Grown:	4325	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have come up with the most outrageous and hilarious idea for a new drug invention. Imagine a world where everyone with an IQ below 120 is required to take a special drug that enhances their… ahem… solo activities. We’re talking about an Ozempic-like drug specifically designed for masturbation.

Join our server for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Explore our virtual world where all players are guaranteed to have a blast both in and out of the game.

And don’t worry, we fact-checked this idea… in our dreams. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously stimulating gameplay. Join us now and let the fun begin!

CraftyKagome’s InuYasha Adventure Server: Minecraft Meets Feudal Japan Fun & Chaos – Join Now and Slay Some Demons!

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	2834
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Farms Harvested:	917	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchantments Applied:	196	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old music and lackluster visuals? Look no further than our server where we have the most epic opening sequence you’ve ever seen! Our music is so badass, it’ll make you feel like a warrior charging into battle. Plus, our visuals sync up perfectly with the music, giving you an immersive experience like never before. Join now for the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s fact-checked to blow your mind!

BeeAware Minecraft Server – Where even the bees in /b/ are aware of our epic gameplay! Join now for a buzz-worthy experience!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Animals Bred:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old lame quests and repetitive gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle zombie chickens, and build a castle made entirely of diamonds (because why not?). Need a break from all the chaos? Take a relaxing swim in a lava-filled pool or go on a safari to hunt for rare pink sheep.

And the best part? We have a team of highly trained penguins ready to assist you with any questions or issues you may have. That’s right, penguins. Because why have boring old customer service reps when you can have adorable flightless birds instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. And remember, everything you just read is 100% fact-checked by our team of expert unicorn fact-checkers. So you know it’s legit.

EtherealCraft VS Hypixel

Adventure, arena competition, bending abilities, Custom Items, Economy, elemental balance, elemental mastery, elemental powers, enchanting atmosphere, Epic battles, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, immersive gameplay, legendary artifacts, Magic, mythical creatures, PvE, PvP, PvP battles, Roleplay, Server Community, Survival, town-building, Towny, wilderness raids

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36
Potions Brewed:	27	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Hypixel	EtherealCraft
Large player base	Specializes in ATLA bending
Many different game modes and mini-games	Custom items and moves
Premium features and ranks available	No pay to win features
Well-established community	Small dedicated community
Frequent updates and events	Fresh map with regular wipes

FAQ:

1. What kind of server is Hypixel? – Hypixel is a large Minecraft server with a variety of game modes and mini-games for players to enjoy.

2. What makes EtherealCraft unique? – EtherealCraft specializes in ATLA bending, offering custom items and over 230 moves for players to learn.

3. Are there pay to win features on Hypixel? – Yes, Hypixel offers premium features and ranks that can provide advantages to players willing to pay.

4. How often does EtherealCraft have map wipes? – EtherealCraft has regular map wipes, with the last wipe occurring on 9/09/23.

5. Which server has a larger player base? – Hypixel has a larger player base compared to EtherealCraft, which has a smaller dedicated community.

6. Can I master all elements for free on EtherealCraft? – Yes, on EtherealCraft, players can bend every element for free without any pay to win features.

Hitler’s Touchy-Feely Minecraft Server – Where history meets humor in the virtual world!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our Minecraft server takes you on a wild ride through history like you’ve never experienced before!

Join our server and embark on a quest to see just how close you are to touching Hitler himself. Fact checkers, get your notepads ready because this server will have you tracing your genealogy back through generations, prisons, and even infamous figures like Quisling just to get a chance to virtually shake hands with the man himself.

With outrageous challenges, mind-boggling puzzles, and a community of players just as obsessed with touching Hitler as you are, this server will have you laughing, learning, and questioning your own family history in no time. So why wait? Join now and see just how far back you have to go to have touched Hitler – it’s a journey you won’t soon forget!

Download this Epic Crafty World Minecraft Server, where even the blocks have a sense of humor! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	14
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting memory-holed is your opponents! Make sure to download the map before it disappears faster than Bin Laden’s letter to America. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can outbuild your enemies before they disappear into the virtual abyss. Grab your pickaxe and get ready for some blocky battles!

PancakeCraft – Serving up the best way to make good pancakes in Minecraft!

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Farms Harvested:	793
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our players have created their own pancake recipes using in-game ingredients like wheat, milk, and eggs. Experiment with different combinations and see if you can craft the most delicious pancakes in the virtual world. Who knew that pancake-making could be so much fun in Minecraft? Join us and start flipping those virtual pancakes today!

MineCrafty McPunchface Land – “Well?”

#beard care, #facial hair, #mens grooming, beard growth, beard maintenance, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, Grooming, grooming routines, grooming tips, growth mindset., Land, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, Masculinity, McPunchface, minecrafty, personal care, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-image

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Welcome to our hilarious Minecraft server where even the bees have a sense of humor! Worried about your beeard not growing? Or your gay dangling? Don’t fret, we’ve got all the quirky fun and laughter you need to enjoy your time here. Join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

RamadanCraft – Where even creepers fast, but still blow up your base! Join now for a holy blast!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	268
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate Ramadan in a hilarious and unforgettable way! Join us as we build mosques, go on food scavenger hunts, and have epic virtual iftar parties. So, how is Ramadan in your “cunt”? Come find out on our server today!

SorryNotSorry Minecraft Server – Where Creepers apologize for blowing up your house!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6205
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Towns Built:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to “Apologize” – the only Minecraft server where griefing is encouraged and then promptly apologized for! Join us for chaotic building competitions, hilarious pranks, and a community of players always ready to say sorry for blowing up your house. Trust us, you’ll be saying “I’m sorry” in no time on Apologize!