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| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 7044 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
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