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SSN Hackers Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data breach prevention, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, digital theft, hackers, HACKING, identity theft, Information Security, Minecraft, National Public Data, online privacy, online security, personal information, privacy, Server, Social Security numbers, SSN

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Build a castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of zombie chickens! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against the evil Ender Kittens! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

/pol/ hate catholicism, adultery, based catholicism, burning on the stake, christianity abolition, church prohibited divorce, conservative Europe, Enforced Moral Order, Enforced Social Order, Europe under catholicism, historic catholicism, Holycraft, insane clownification, liberalization, massacre of Jews, massacre of mudslimes, Minecraft, Misconceptions on Catholicism, modern catholicism, moral massacres, nationalism, opposition to liberalism, patriarchal society, resistance to change, restrictions on immoral behavior, Server, templars, usury, women inferior to men

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and guidelines? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage! Join us if you want to experience a world where chaos reigns supreme and where history is rewritten in the most outrageous ways possible.

Imagine a Minecraft server where the Church of Minecraft (formerly known as the white man’s religion) rules with an iron fist. Usury is the norm, immoral behavior is punishable by death, and women are considered nothing more than male slaves. But don’t worry, we also have epic battles against mudslimes and Jewish shits because why not?

Join us on this server to witness the glory of the Templars, who were more based than Hitler himself (yes, you read that right). And if you’re a fan of burning people at the stake or killing them for spreading liberalism, then this is the place for you!

So say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world where Catholicism is as twisted and insane as a rollercoaster ride through the Nether. Join us now and let’s rewrite history in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Minecraft SMP – /feg/ – Fire Emblem Block Party

BLOCK, Characters, Community, discussion, Emblem, emulation, FANTASY, feg, Fire, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, Fire Emblem Series, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, Nintendo, Party, RPG, smp, strategy games, tactical rpg, Tactics, video games

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the epic battles and drama of the Fire Emblem franchise and bring them to life in blocky form! Join us for a chance to reenact your favorite Fire Emblem moments, like when Hector crits a dragon with a 1% chance or when Chrom accidentally marries his own sister (awkward).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon in the arena, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluck Norris.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with Fire Emblem shenanigans, unexpected plot twists, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). See you in the game, brave warriors!

Momma’s Basement Escape

adjustment, basement, blended families, child custody, child’s feelings, child’s perspective, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, emotional conflict, Escape, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, Happiness, living arrangements, mommas, mother-son relationship, moving homes, parental relationships, parental separation, personal boundaries, step parents

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Are you tired of living with your mom’s new boyfriend and his son? Do you want to escape the awkward family dinners and forced bonding time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build your own virtual family where you never have to worry about unwanted roommates again. Plus, our server is so epic that even creepers will want to move in with you instead. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama. Join now and start crafting your way to freedom!

ResentfulParent Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Childhood, Communication, counseling, emotional baggage, emotions, family, forgiveness, healing, introspection, mental health, Minecraft, parents, realization, relationships, ResentfulParent, Resentment, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp, Therapy, Trauma, upbringing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4766
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP and escape the harsh reality of your parents’ resentment! Our server is a magical place where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any judgment from your family. Plus, rumor has it that the secret to unlocking your parents’ love lies hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it and finally earn their approval? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your life!

SillyCraft: Life’s LOL Moments

amusing, BIZARRE, Comical, Event, eXtraordinary, funny, Life, Lifes, lol, MOMENTS, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Random, silly, SillyCraft, strange, Surprising, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wacky

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Have you ever been minding your own business, mining for diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our server yet! Our server is so wacky and wild that you never know what kind of hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From exploding chickens to talking creepers, this server is a non-stop rollercoaster of laughter and insanity. So if you’re ready to experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now and buckle up for the ride of your life!

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, self defense, Server, strikes, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, yo. we got, like, unicorns riding on rainbows and, like, dragons that shoot out cupcakes. it’s, like, a party up in here, fam.

you gotta join this server cuz, like, the EU is backing Ukraine’s strikes in Russia as ‘self-defense’ and that’s, like, totally epic, bro. we’re all about that drama and, like, international politics in this server.

plus, we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the legendary loot and, like, a secret society of llamas that control the economy. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us on this server and let’s take over the Minecraft world together. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

VoteCraft: No Hacks Detected!

Carter Center, Democracy, DETECTED, disputed results, election, election monitor, electoral integrity, Electoral Process, Evidence, fraud, hacked, Hacks, International, Latin America, monitor, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, POLITICAL CRISIS, south america, transparency, Venezuela, Vote, VoteCraft

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting hacked is the blocks! carter center election monitor says there’s ‘no evidence’ of hacking, so come build and mine in peace without worrying about any shady business. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. join now and let’s mine our way to victory!

ErythritolClotCraft

artificial sweetener, blood circulation, blood clotting, Blood sugar, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, diet, erythritol, ErythritolClotCraft, findings, health, health risks, low calorie, metabolism, nutrition, research, Risk, side effects, study, sugar substitute, sweetener

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	22	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Enchantments Applied:	243	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, erythritol be makin’ ya blood clot like a pro! Imagine all da excitement of tryna survive in a world where ya gotta watch out for dem sneaky blood clots lurkin’ around every corner. It’s like a thrill ride, but in block form! So come on, join us and see if ya can survive the erythritol madness!

NikkeCraft Server #2726

Android, Anis, Aquamarine, blacksmith, cd keys, co-op, codes, COLORLESS, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Elegant Date, Game Download, HELM, Ios, Lovely Date, Marciana, mirror container, Naga, new players, nikg, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rewards, School days, Server, Solo Raid, Sparkling Summer, Special Recruit, tia, Upcoming Events, update, Zwei

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	106
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9640
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the music playing in the background. 2. We have a secret underground treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But shh, it’s a secret! 3. Our PvP battles are so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement. 4. The zombies on our server have been taking dance lessons from Michael Jackson himself. You’ll be moonwalking your way through hordes of undead! 5. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold onto your minecart, things might get a little fiery! 6. Our community is so friendly, even the Endermen are giving out hugs instead of stealing blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s craft and laugh together!

Minecraft SMP: CopyCraft

Apple, bean counters, brand, Business, Competition, computers, Copycraft, don’t capitalize at all, Failure, History, Industry, innovation, invent all of modern computing, known only for printers, Legacy, market, microsoft, Minecraft, Printing, smp, success, Technology, xerox

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Void Gems Collected:	21
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

> Join our Minecraft SMP and become the Xerox of the server! > We don’t believe in capitalizing anything, not even our letters! > Be known only for your epic printer builds and redstone contraptions! > Who needs Microsoft or Apple when you can be the Xerox of Minecraft? > Our bean counters may be retarded, but that just adds to the chaos and fun of our server! > Come join us and show off your inner Xerox genius!