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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Sadiq Khan, benefit error, brit/pol/, Isaiah 5:20, SSE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

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BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

labour, special forces, Minecraft, knife crime, stand tall and weather the storm

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

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AstroGlassRainCraft

Unique, discovery, Atmospheric, research, space exploration

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have u ever wanted to explore a planet where it rains freakin’ GLASS? well, guess what, we gotchu covered on our epic Minecraft server!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly, BAM, glass starts falling from the sky like some kind of crazy meteor shower. but don’t worry, it won’t hurt u cuz we got special anti-glass armor for all our players.

but wait, there’s more! our scientists have discovered a molecule that has never been seen before outside our solar system. and guess where they found it? on our glass rain planet, of course! join our server and be the first to collect this rare molecule and become the richest player in the universe.

so what are u waiting for? join now and embark on the most insane adventure of your Minecraft life. glass rain, alien molecules, and endless fun await u on our server. see u there, gamers!

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””RouteletCraft Minecraft Server””

Japanese locale, japanese, RouteletCraft, specific element, visual novel

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a visual novel, but with blocks and creepers instead of anime characters.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with English-translated Japanese visual novels…wait, what? Yes, you read that right. Our server is so wild that even the NPCs speak in Japanese!

But beware, e-celeb shitposting is strictly prohibited here. We’re all about serious discussions on which visual novel has the best plot twists and character development.

If you’re having trouble with your Minecraft VN experience, fear not! Just follow our 5-step guide to enlightenment, which includes reading the Readme and Googling error messages like a pro.

And if you’re looking for a novel with a specific element, look no further than our extensive library of VNs. From romance to horror, we’ve got it all.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey that’s more bizarre than a glitched-out Ender Dragon riding a unicorn!

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CraftyBuyfag Minecraft Server

Anime toys, Server, Minecraft, Anime collectibles, Figure addiction

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual circus on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, dancing Endermen, and pigs that can fly (literally, we’ve seen it happen).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most coveted figures in all of Minecraft. Want a Steve figure that can breakdance? We got it. How about a zombie figure that can juggle? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the elusive llama figure that can spit fireballs – it’s a real showstopper.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Buy figures, join the fun, and let the madness begin!

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BabyShowerDrama

host, baby shower, husband’s friend, Confrontation, friendship

Are you tired of dealing with unwanted baby advice and passive-aggressive jabs from your husband’s best friend? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where no one can tell you what to eat or how to raise your baby. Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to blocky adventures!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only thing growing faster than your virtual crops is the drama-free zone we provide. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the baby shower planning to someone else – like an actual event planner, not your husband’s friend who thinks she knows best.

So come on, join our server and leave the real-life drama behind. We promise you won’t find any judgmental friends or passive-aggressive text messages here, just a whole lot of fun and blocky goodness.

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MetroCraft: KyivSurvival

July 8, Conflict, emergency, civilians, Safety

lol come join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own metro stations to shelter from deadly attacks like in Kyiv!! we got 32,000 peeps already hiding in their stations, it’s a party down there!! build ur own epic underground hideout and survive the chaos, maybe even make some new friends along the way. who needs above ground when u can live it up in the metro?? join now for a wild ride, it’s gonna be a blast!! 🚇🎉 #metrostationparty #minecraftmadness

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BabeCraft: Top 10 Sports Server

1995, Feel-Good, top 10, BabeCraft, Farm

yo yo yo come join this EPIC minecraft server where we have more fun than a pig in a mud bath! why should you join? well let me tell ya a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a baby zombie’s head! true story bro. but wait, there’s more! we have magical unicorns that poop out enchanted golden apples. no joke. and if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing diamond armor. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s build a world crazier than a creeper on caffeine!

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LabMC (Open Alpha)

Alpha, Network, Unfinished, Survival, LabMC

LabMC is a minecraft server network in it’s first steps, this server features a survival server with towny, entirely farm to win crate & rank system, mcmmo and much more.

Expect the server to be mostly unfinished and crude, as this is an open alpha mainly for testing as of now.Downtime will likely be unpredictable.

The worlds will never be reset unless they become unusable, even in this alpha stage.

And finally, the release date for the network is estimated to be within 2025.

labmc.okgg.eu

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GraveyardGirls Minecraft Server

tragic loss, Server, Reminiscing, thinking, Girls

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky adventures! Join us for a chance to explore a world where girls who died come back to life and haunt your every move. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once you get to know them. Plus, we have special quests where you can help these ghostly gals find peace and maybe even score a date with one of them. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the spooky fun begin!

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