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BritPolCraft – No Evil Allowed! Join the madness!

Allowed, battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, culture war, do not tolerate evil, Evil, fake stamps, hippy crack, Isaiah 5:20, Join, knife crime, labour, madness, malicious WhatsApp groups, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, putin, Royal Mail, Sadiq Khan, SSE, Tories, uk

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6619	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	New Chunks Explored:	756513
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3145	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!

Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!

But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

MaskedGrieferGazan

Activist, anti-Hamas, assault, Attack, brutality, Conflict, critically injured, extremism, gaza, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, injured, masked men, MaskedGrieferGazan, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Political, resistance, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dragons Tamed:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9245
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. And get this, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball.

We also got this crazy story about this dude who was just minding his own business, building his house, when BAM, he gets attacked by a bunch of masked men. But don’t worry, he’s a tough cookie and he’s gonna bounce back stronger than ever.

So if you wanna join a server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster, then come on over. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

Project2025Camp

camping activities, camping checklist, camping essentials, camping experience, camping gear, camping hacks, camping preparation, camping safety, camping tips, emergency preparedness, Nature exploration, outdoor adventures, outdoor excursions, outdoor skills, Outdoor Survival, Project 2025, Project2025Camp, survival skills, training drills, Weekend camping, wilderness training

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

come join our epic minecraft server and prepare for the apocalypse with our weekend camping trips that are basically like training drills for project 2025!!! who knows what will happen in the future, so you better be prepared by honing your survival skills in the virtual world of minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for when the zombies attack. trust us, you don’t want to be caught unprepared when the world goes to sh*t. so join now and start training for the end of the world…or just have a good time building cool stuff with your friends. whatever floats your boat, man.

CancerCraft: Basics Over Magic Bullets

ai, Artificial Intelligence, basics, BULLETS, cancer care, cancer treatment, CancerCraft, Experts, health service, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hyped, innovation, Magic, magic bullets, medical advancements, medical technology, NHS, novel solutions, patient care, prioritise, Tech, Tipping Point

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	9816
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more magic than a wizard’s hat! Forget about boring old tech and AI, we got cancer care basics on lock! Our health service is at a tipping point, but don’t worry, we got all the “novel solutions” you need. Plus, our experts are so smart they can turn a block of dirt into a diamond in seconds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the magic begin!

IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternate world, Anime, escapism, FANTASY, fantasy world, isekai, IsekaiCraft, Journey, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, new world, OTHERWORLDLY, parallel universe, Reincarnation, Server, Shikkaku, Supernatural, tonight, Trapped, Web Novel

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Enchantments Applied:	96
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server tonight and prepare to be amazed by the sheer insanity that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows wear sunglasses, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding. Our server is like a psychedelic trip through the blocky universe, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and eternal glory.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether, where the lava flows like water and the ghasts tell dad jokes instead of shooting fireballs. It’s a dimension of pure chaos and hilarity that will leave you in stitches.

So why wait? Join our server tonight and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

YuriCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Anime, Diversity, emotional connection, Fiction, gender, Lesbian, LGBTQ, Literature, love, Manga, Minecraft, personal preference, reading, relationships, romance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, storytelling, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	29
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	576821
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri romance novel come to life! Dive into a world where blocks fall in love, creepers have secret crushes, and Endermen write love letters in the moonlight. Join us for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “Is it weird I like playing on this server as a guy? Not just for the blocks but for the romance. Idk, I just love all the crazy stories!” So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the love story of a lifetime unfold before your very eyes!

NurseryCraft: No Art for Nieces, Just for Son!

art, attitude, baby shower, Boundaries, Communication, creativity, drawing, family, Future, gender, hobby, Jealousy, Niece, nieces, Nursery, NurseryCraft, Painting, relationships, sexism, sister, Son, Support

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2782
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

🤣👶🎨 Yo, so check it – I’m a soon-to-be dad (27m) and my wifey Ellie (26f) is preggo with our lil’ dude due in August. Now, lemme tell ya ’bout this epic Minecraft server we got goin’ on over here. It’s like, the ultimate virtual nursery for all your pixelated parenting needs! 🍼🎮

So, I’ve always been into art, right? But my fam never really supported me, especially my sis Rebecca (32f). She’s preggo too, expecting a girl in October. Anyhoo, me and Ellie wanted to jazz up our son’s nursery with some dope artwork, ya feel me? I spent weeks designing and painting this masterpiece that totally vibes with his name. And let me tell ya, it’s lit AF! 🔥🎨

Fast forward to our baby shower, where we’re showin’ off the nursery to our peeps. And who shows up? None other than jealous sis Rebecca. She straight up demands I make her a custom piece for her daughter too. Like, excuse me? This chick never supported my art before, now she wants a piece of the pie? Nah, fam. Not happenin’. 🙅‍♂️🚫

She starts throwin’ shade, callin’ me sexist and whatnot. Like, bruh, chill. I ain’t playin’ that game. So I told her to bounce and take her negativity elsewhere. But then her hubby hits me up, tryna smooth things over. Sorry, dude, but I ain’t playin’ that game either. No room for toxic vibes in my virtual nursery, ya dig? 🚫👶

So, come join our Minecraft server for some epic nursery decor drama and family feuds. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we got pixel art to keep us sane, amirite? 🤪✨ #MinecraftDrama #PixelParenting #ArtisticAntics

RespawnReligion

Afterlife, Beliefs, death, divine justice, Eternity, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, judgment, Karma, nirvana, Paradise, Purgatory, Reincarnation, Religion, RespawnReligion, resurrection, salvation, Soul, spirituality, Transcendence

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of respawning in the same boring old world after you die in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you get to choose your own afterlife destination! Want to respawn in a land made entirely of candy? Done. How about a dimension where you can ride unicorns all day? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft where death is just the beginning of your crazy adventures. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough diamonds, you can unlock the secret realm of infinite bacon! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start your epic journey to the afterlife today!

CraftyCholesterolBusters

Atherosclerotic cardiovascular disease, Cardiology, cardiovascular health, Cholesterol lowering, clinical trials, Coronary artery disease, CraftyCholesterolBusters, drug therapy, Evolocumab, Healthcare, Heart Disease, High cholesterol, LDL cholesterol, Lipid management, medication, PCSK9 inhibitor, pharmaceutical, research, review, Secondary prevention, Treatment

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Star Shards Collected:	214	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. Like, you gotta join because, like, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. And, like, the spawn area is a giant rainbow made out of Skittles.

Once, there was this player who found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamond blocks. And, like, the llamas taught him how to do the Macarena while mining for diamonds. It was, like, the most epic thing ever, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that there are flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes? Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Laser. Pigs.

So, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever, you gotta join this one. Trust me, it’s like a party in your computer screen.

BlockyWorld Minecraft Server

Background, birthplace, BlockyWorld, city, Country, culture, geography, heritage, home address, Hometown, Identity, location, Minecraft, Nationality, Origins, place of origin, Region, Residence, Roots, Server, TOWN, Village, where you from

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ores Mined:	7924	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, battle against a horde of zombie chickens, and even ride on a flying pig into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and challenges players to chicken dance-offs for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you clucking with excitement!

PixelPoke RP Minecraft Server

2024.., 4chan, activity with Pokemon, advances, desuarchive, FAQ, Gay, Minecraft, open guide, PixelPoke, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, question of the day, Rentry, RP thread, Server, starting guide, Straight.., Trash thread, weirdest shape, Wheel Edition

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9059
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	39	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2563	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

In this wild world, you’ll encounter Pokemon like never before. Want to ride a Pikachu like a majestic steed? Go for it! Feel like having a deep conversation with a Snorlax about the meaning of life? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.

But beware, things can get a little… spicy in this server. With straight and gay pokephilia threads, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll stumble upon. Just remember to direct your porn dumps to the appropriate channels and keep the main chat PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge).

So come on down and join the madness! Who knows, you might just find yourself in a heated debate about which Pokemon has the weirdest shape. Spoiler alert: it’s probably Ditto, because that blob can transform into anything (and we mean anything). See you in the Pokeverse, trainers!