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RegretfulCraft

acceptance, advice, Choices, Closure, death, Dying, final thoughts, forgiveness, Gratitude, introspection, last words, Legacy, lessons learned, Life, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, mortality, perspective, Reflection, regret, RegretfulCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us if your biggest regret in life is not experiencing the thrill of battling dragons, exploring haunted mansions, and dodging lava traps. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our server…unless your biggest regret is not joining sooner! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some regrettable memories together!

MeTooMineCraftPrison

#metoo movement, activism, advocacy, Censorship, Chinese journalist, FEMINIST, freedom of speech, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, Journalism, Justice, Media, MeTooMineCraftPrison, Prison, protest, sentenced, sexual harassment, SILENCED, social change, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0

so like u know this server is like the #MeToo movement but for minecraft lol. we got chinese journalists getting sentenced to 5 years in prison for promoting it. but like don’t worry, on our server u can promote whatever u want and not get in trouble. join us for a wild ride of freedom and blocky fun. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the banned items. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join us and let’s cause chaos together!

HabitCraft: Break Bad, Build Good

bad, bad habits, behavior change, Break, breaking bad habits, breaking habits, BUILD, Consistency, discipline, forming good habits, forming habits, giving up habits, Good, good habits, habit formation, HabitCraft, habits, healthy habits, motivation, negative habits, personal development, positive habits, self improvement, unhealthy habits, Willpower

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, we have the most epic parties in all of minecraft land. like, one time, we had a party so wild, even the creepers were dancing.

and, like, our community is, like, super tight-knit. we all, like, help each other out and stuff. like, one time, this dude lost all his diamonds and we all banded together to help him find them. turns out, they were in his inventory the whole time. classic mix-up, man.

oh, and did i mention the custom plugins? we have, like, this one plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. it’s, like, totally insane. you gotta see it to believe it, man.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

OneCraft: Where Java 1.2.5 reigns supreme and the economy is more unstable than my crafting skills!

1.2.5, Alpha, Alphacraft, command, commands, Crafting, Discord, Economy, Fun, invite, Ip:, java, Map, Nostalgia, Old, OneCraft, Plugin, Plugins, registration, REIGNS, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SUPREME, Survival, Unstable, Vanilla, Version, Website

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Void Armor Forged:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

IP	oc.alphacraft.fun:25624
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/bHS3guv7nS
Website	alphacraft.fun
Server’s map	http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/
Version	JAVA 1.2.5

Overview:

Nostalgic survival server with plugins running on the old version of Java 1.2.5. The server uses the old registration with the /register command. Anyone can come in!

FAQ:

What version of Java does the server run on?: The server runs on JAVA 1.2.5.
How do I register on the server?: You can register using the /register command.
Are there any restrictions on who can join the server?: There are no restrictions, anyone can join the server.
Where can I find the server’s map?: You can find the server’s map at http://oc.alphacraft.fun:25692/

SportyCraft Minecraft Server

all-time best, best ever, best sports games, created, factually best, Gaming, greatest sports games, Minecraft, objectively best, objectively factual, Server, sports, sports games, sports gaming, Sports Video Games, SportyCraft, top rated sports games, top sports games, truthfully, truthfully best, ultimate sports games, video games

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	217
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old sports games that just don’t cut it anymore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers the most epic and outrageous sports games you’ll ever play! Picture this: instead of kicking a boring old soccer ball around, you’ll be playing soccer with exploding TNT blocks! And forget about normal basketball hoops, ours are made out of lava and you have to dodge fireballs while shooting hoops. Oh, and did we mention that our golf course is on a floating island in the sky and you have to ride pigs to get around? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to play a regular sports game again! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the craziest sports games of your life!

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

000 in savings, 120, 24 years old, Adulthood, adulting, BoomerCraft, family dynamics, financial independence, financial milestones, Financial Security, Financial Stability, investment strategies, Investments, live in parents basement, living arrangements, living situation, Minecraft, parental support, personal finances, Relationship Status, savings goals, Server, Virgin, young adult

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Potions Brewed:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, being a 24-year-old virgin with $120,000 in savings? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the real world where you can finally be the master of your own virtual universe. Build your dream castle, find love with other players, and maybe even lose your virginity (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your sad reality into a hilarious adventure on our server. Join now and let the fun begin!

ExWifeExcessStorageCraft

aita, belongings, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, crawl space, deed, Divorce, ExWifeExcessStorageCraft, family, home, husband’s ex, Kids, Mortgage, ownership, paddleboard, Property, relationship, Respect, separation, Storage

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	928
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with exes trying to reclaim their paddleboards from your virtual crawl space.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your husband’s ex shows up demanding her long-lost paddleboard. Will you stand your ground and defend your deed rights, or will you cave and let her take it back? The choice is yours on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between players over who gets to keep the enchanted diamond armor they found in a dungeon. Will you emerge victorious and claim the loot for yourself, or will you be left empty-handed and crying in a corner? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

TasteBudTerror Minecraft Server

culinary disappointment, deceptive appearance, deceptive food, deceptive presentation, disappointing flavors, disgusting food, disgusting taste, food fails, Minecraft, repulsive flavors, revolting food, Server, TasteBudTerror, unappealing dishes, unappealing flavors, unappetizing cuisine, unappetizing dishes, unattractive flavors, unattractive food, uninviting meals, unpalatable dishes, unpalatable meals, unsavory dishes

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
New Chunks Explored:	774273	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Are you tired of bland and boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a gourmet feast for your gaming taste buds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chefs who serve up dishes that look delicious but taste like rotten flesh!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that give you superpowers like the ability to shoot spaghetti out of your fingertips or turn into a giant meatball. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraftia!

So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and feast on the craziest, most deliciously disgusting adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Come hungry, leave satisfied (or possibly nauseous)!

StankCraft: Smelliest Adventures

Adventures, atrocious smell, bad odor, disgusting scent, foul reek, foul stench, foul-smelling, gag-inducing scent, horrible stench, nauseating fragrance, noxious fumes, offensive odor, putrid aroma, rancid smell, repellant scent, repugnant odor, repulsive smell, revolting stink, Smelliest, StankCraft, unbearable stench, vile stink, worst smell

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Come join us on our server where the smell of adventure is so strong, it’ll make you forget about that time you accidentally stepped in a pile of llama poop. Our world is filled with crazy challenges, epic quests, and the occasional farting pig (don’t ask how, it’s a long story involving a witch and some enchanted beans). So if you’re ready to hold your nose and dive into the stinkiest adventure of your life, join us now!

TerritorialIntegrityCraft

78 countries, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, Global cooperation, international community, international relations, Négotiation, Peace, political agreement, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, Stability, Swiss conference, territorial integrity, TerritorialIntegrityCraft, Ukraine, united nations

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

join this cray cray minecraft server where 78 countries come together to agree that ukraine’s teritorial integrity must be the basis of any peace. like, if these countries can agree on something, then you know this server is gonna be lit af. we got diplomats from all over the world building epic structures and negotiating alliances. you never know who you might run into – maybe even a secret agent or two! come join the fun and help us build a world of peace and friendship, one block at a time.