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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

aggression, Alliance, chief, China, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military intervention, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, War, world affairs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6308
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

UkraineCraft: Save Biden Bucks!

aid deadline, AID PACKAGE, aid reduction, biden, Biden administration, Bucks, budget cuts, budget management, DEADLINE, diplomatic relations, economic support, financial assistance, financial negotiations, Financial Planning, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding allocation, government spending, international relations, political decisions, Save, save money, Ukraine aid, UkraineCraft

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5234
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	297	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we save billions of dollars in Ukraine aid cuz why not lol. the biden admin is all about that minecraft grind, building houses and fighting creepers to save money for the country. join us for a wild ride of budget cuts and blocky adventures. who needs real world problems when you can just play minecraft all day amirite? let’s goooooooo!

Pixel Princesses vs Block Bros

bias in feedback, BLOCK, bros, critical feedback, diversity and inclusion, feedback behavior, feedback providers, gender bias, gender discrimination, gender equality, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, inflated evaluations, performance evaluations, PIXEL, prejudice, Princesses, professional development, social pressure, unconscious bias, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Votes:	4761	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got unicorns flying around and diamonds raining from the sky. plus, we have a secret club where only the coolest players can hang out and trade rare items.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers who leave behind diamond blocks instead of exploding? it’s like, totally spooky but also super awesome.

also, rumor has it that if you build a house out of enchanted golden apples, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land filled with talking animals and endless treasure.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, mmg, Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Astral Projections Made:	0
Animals Bred:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is a record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and is known for their luxurious and lavish style of rap music. MMG has released numerous successful albums and singles, and has become a prominent figure in the hip-hop industry.

Bronsin City

back, citizen, city, Economy, Facilities, fugitive, Mayor, Officers, Prison, PvP, respected, Roleplay, Save, society, Top, Towny, unique concept, Vanilla, Working

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	2918
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Thanks for taking the time to drop by and read this. This server is a unique concept, so I do suggest reading this info! We are a city. You live in the city and your objective is based around working your way to the top of society. PvP is enabled is some parts of the city, so watch your back. The Officers can’t always save you. By using the city’s facilities that the Mayor has kindly donated you can work your way from a lowly fugitive, who has just escaped prison, to a well-known and respected Citizen.

play.bronsin.com

The WolfpackMC

Community, Creative, Dutch, Dutch based, English, Minecraft, Parkour, Play, Server, Survival, The WolfpackMC, welcome

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

The WolfpackMC is a Community minecraft server where everybody is welcome to play.

we are dutch based, but everything is in english.

play.thewolfpackmc.net

Jew Here Minecraft Server

Abrahamic faiths, Allies, Arts, circumcising, Elite, flawed teachings, genetics, Hitler’s ideology, Holocaust, horrific direction, human spirit, jew, Maternal Grandmother, memetic culture, Minecraft, Philosophical, philosophy, Race, Religious, rhetoric, Server, south america, Successful, tobacco farmer, Traditional, Wealthy, Western world

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mines Excavated:	4042
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further! Our server is run by a self-proclaimed Jewish philosopher who is here to shake things up in the Minecraft world.

Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of art, philosophy, and rhetoric in a way you’ve never seen before. Our founder may not be religious or traditional, but he’s got a plan to revolutionize the way we think about Judaism and the world.

Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, on our server, we’re all about challenging the status quo and pushing boundaries. Plus, we have a strict “no circumcision” policy for all future sons, so you know we’re not afraid to break the mold.

So if you’re ready to join a community that’s as unique and outrageous as you are, hop on board and help us change the world, one block at a time. Who knows, you might just end up being the next great Jewish philosopher of our time. Join us now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

< Allegations Finally Dropped Minecraft SMP

allegations, allegations dropped, cleared of charges, court decision, criminal accusations, DROPPED, exoneration, false accusations, false claims, Finally, Inevitable, innocence proven, justice served, legal battle, legal case, legal defense, legal drama, legal process, Legal System, legal victory, Minecraft, pedo allegations, smp, truth revealed, Vindication

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4268
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	59	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the drama goes down! We’ve had our fair share of scandalous moments, like when the pedo allegations were finally dropped – talk about a plot twist! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, and maybe even uncover some juicy secrets along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

GF Defense Squad

Defense, squad

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of defending your virtual home with rifles and wall safes!

Join us for some frisky fun with your significant other, just make sure to keep the dog from barking too much – we don’t want any unexpected interruptions during your gaming session.

Feel the rush of adrenaline as you investigate mysterious cars parked down the street, all while cuddling up with your partner in the safety of your virtual bedroom.

And don’t worry, if your partner feels vulnerable and unsafe, just remind them that you’re just trying to keep them protected in this wild Minecraft world. Who needs the police when you’ve got a rifle and a wall safe, am I right?

So come on over and join our server for a unique and exciting gaming experience. Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns along the way – it’s all part of the fun!

RegrettableSMPsexMistake

Boundaries, Communication, consequences, emotional, healing, Intimacy, lessons learned, MISTAKES, moving on, personal growth, Reflection, regret, regretful, RegrettableSMPsexMistake, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, self worth, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7449
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Magic Items Found:	6554	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1357
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Crops Grown:	9847

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where every player has a secret identity and you have to figure out who’s secretly a llama in disguise. Trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds!

We also have a special event every Friday where we release a horde of zombie villagers into the server and you have to try to cure them all before they turn on you. It’s like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with pixelated villagers!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special plugin that randomly changes the gravity in different parts of the server, so one minute you could be walking on the ground and the next you’re floating in the air like a majestic blocky butterfly.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life!