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RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	326
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9513
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Emeralds Found:	3342	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	477	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	3392	Emeralds Found:	5483
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Love Letters Sent:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mines Excavated:	2146
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9788
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	6161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.

Captain Sailing On Minecraft Server

Battles, captain, codeswitching, course, CREW, Dark, Friends, hard to starboard, healthy waters, lose our way, magic music box, Minecraft, new ones, Newbies, pepes, riggings, sailing, serendipitous, Server, Space, sword, tango

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Towns Built:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Ahoy there, mateys! Do ye seek adventure on the high seas of Minecraft? Well, look no further than our server, where the waters are as healthy as a pirate’s diet of rum and grog!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battling cleaner and rarer foes, and dancing with danger in the dark abyss. With magic music boxes and new pepes to befriend, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So hoist the sails, steer hard to starboard, and prepare for 5 hours of non-stop action. Don’t lose your way this time, or you’ll walk the plank with the ghostly crew!

Join us now, or risk missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Argh, me hearties!

No. 16188781 Minecraft SMP by AnonYmous

ANONYMOUS, art, birb, character design, Colorful, Creative, creature design, digital art, Dragon.., Enchanting, FANTASY, feathers, illustration, Imaginative, MAGICAL, Minecraft, mystical, mythical creatures, Original Character, smp, WHIMSICAL, Wings, witch

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter, birbdragonwitch! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you in this server.

First off, our spawn point is guarded by a giant birbdragonwitch who only lets players in if they can do the Macarena dance perfectly. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.

Once you’re in, you’ll be greeted by a community of players who communicate solely in bird calls. Don’t worry, you’ll pick it up in no time. And if you don’t, well, let’s just say the birbdragonwitch might not be too happy about it.

But the real reason you should join birbdragonwitch is for the epic PvP battles that happen every Friday night. Picture this: players riding on flying pigs, shooting fireballs from their eyes, all while wearing witch hats. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join birbdragonwitch today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes and bird call dictionary!

Anime Figures & Manga Minecraft Server

Anime, Anime collectibles, anime culture, anime enthusiast, anime fan, anime fandom, anime figures, anime figurines, anime merchandise, anime merchandise collecting, Anime toys, Collecting, Figures, figurines, hobby, Japanese culture, Manga, Manga collection, Manga collector, manga lover, manga series, Minecraft, Otaku, Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ores Mined:	3471
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your love for anime figures and manga? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to showcasing your epic collection of waifus and husbando figures! Build your own anime shrine and show off your otaku pride to the whole server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Manga Madness” event, where players must battle it out in epic PvP matches using only their favorite manga volumes as weapons. Will you be able to defeat your enemies with the power of Naruto or will you succumb to the might of One Piece?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime and Minecraft collide in the most epic and hilarious ways possible! Plus, who knows, you might even find a fellow anime lover to trade figures with or discuss the latest episodes of your favorite anime series. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner otaku shine!

Ban Hammer Minecraft SMP

Ban, banned users, forum bans, forum moderation, forum rules, G.., germany, hammer, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet drama, internet etiquette, internet subcultures, internet trolling, Minecraft, online bans, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online mischief, online troublemakers, range banned, smp, trolling tactics

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	799
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crops Grown:	4072
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	New Chunks Explored:	167290
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Star Shards Collected:	199

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in a server-wide treasure hunt where the prize is a real-life llama delivered to your doorstep?

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground societies, where players trade rare items like enchanted golden carrots for magical powers. And don’t even get me started on the time someone accidentally turned the entire server into a giant potato farm.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky range bans from Germany.

Baited Rats & Flying Shit Minecraft Server

Audience, Bait, BAITED, chuuba, Content Creator, Drop, ENGAGEMENT, flying, flying shit, give up, gura, insane rats, lack of streams, Minecraft, MONEY, Ocean, Online Community, Rats, Server, Shit, streaming, subbed, Support, viewership, Watching

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ores Mined:	3180
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4699	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or crazy adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into an ocean of bait, insane rrats, and flying sht – yes, you heard that right, flying sht!

Join our server and embark on wild chuuba hunts, where you’ll have to outsmart the rrats and dodge the flying sh*t to claim your prize. And don’t worry about lack of streams, because we have a special feature where Gura herself will pop in to stream while you play.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!