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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	4269
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Dimension Hops:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5157
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of vapid celebrity worship and embrace your inner autist! Our server is filled with fellow paragons of mediocrity who have found solace in building pixelated masterpieces and battling virtual zombies. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect our precious diamond hoard. So come join us and show off your special interests, because being basic is so last season!

NoSleepNoHankyPanky

Boundaries, Communication, consent, Emotional support, emotional well being, female perspective, friendship, loyalty, male perspective, male-female friendship, NoSleepNoHankyPanky, platonic relationship, protecting friends, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, sleeping arrangements, standing up for others, toxic behavior, Trust, uncomfortable situation

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
New Chunks Explored:	598806	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Votes:	4548
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of creepy friends ruining your good time? Come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee a creep-free environment! Our server is so safe, you can sleep soundly knowing you won’t wake up to any weirdos making you uncomfortable.

Join us for a fun and relaxing time where you can build to your heart’s content without any worries. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, we’ve got plenty of players who are willing to console you (from a safe distance, of course).

So leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly chill gaming experience. Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build some friendships (and virtual houses) together!

CelebCrushMinecraftSMP

big screen crush, CelebCrushMinecraftSMP, Celebrity, celebrity crush, celebrity love, celebrity obsession, Crush, dream celebrity, famous actor, famous actress, famous crush, favorite actor, favorite actress, heartthrob, Hollywood crush, Hollywood heartthrob, Idol, movie star, red carpet crush, silver screen crush, tv star

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269

Join our Minecraft SMP and you might just find your celebrity crush building a giant statue of themselves out of diamond blocks! We’ve got all the hottest celebs hanging out in our virtual world, from Steve Carell to Beyonce. Who needs Tinder when you can woo your crush with a perfectly crafted pixel art portrait of their face? So come join us and get ready to mingle with the stars (or at least their Minecraft avatars)!

Hell’s Grill & Chill

Chill, grill, HellS

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the BBQ is so fire, it’s straight outta hell! Join us if you want to feast on some devilishly delicious ribs and wings while dodging fireballs from the lava pits. Our Nether-themed decor will make you feel right at home, and our friendly staff of demons will ensure you have a hell of a good time. So come on down to our fiery pit of flavor and see why we’re the hottest spot in the underworld!

CraftyCarl’sHiddenLoans

billionaire, Billions, Carl Icahn, Charged, corporate governance, CraftyCarlsHiddenLoans, financial fraud, Financial Misconduct, Hiding, illegal activity, insider trading, Investor, legal troubles, loans, market manipulation, regulatory violations, scandal, SEC investigation, Stock Market Manipulation, wall street, white collar crime

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2678
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

so, like, u know how carl icahn is all, like, rich and stuff? well, turns out he been hidin’ billions in loans, like, who even does that? anyways, on our minecraft server, u can, like, uncover all the secrets and hidden treasures just like carl icahn! join now for a chance to be as sneaky and rich as him, but, like, without the illegal stuff, ya know? come on, who wouldn’t wanna be a billionaire in minecraft, amirite?

MineCrafty7 – Epic Server

#pantsu, cope, Empyrean Ilynav, Epic, epic seven, Festive Eda, Gaming, Greeting, Guilds, Hwayoung, Increased Rates, Indestructible Gaiters, Lucklets, Magic Bubble Maker, MineCrafty7, mobile, Mystic Summons, Netori, Newbro guide, Partyvan, Resources, RPG, Server, update, Yuppieraids guide

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ores Mined:	551
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magic Items Found:	1504
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be! Join us for insane raids where you’ll battle mythical creatures and conquer epic bosses. Need some guidance? Check out our newbro guide that will have you dominating the game in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has resources that will blow your mind. From rare items to secret locations, you’ll never run out of things to discover. And don’t even get us started on our increased rates event. Festive Eda and Magic Bubble Maker? Yes, please!

Looking for a challenge? Mystic Summons will test your skills and reward you with powerful allies. And if you’re feeling social, join one of our /e7g/ Guilds like Pantsu, Lucklets, or Partyvan. Just make sure to include “/e7g/” in your greeting to show you’re one of us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

EggSMP – E-Girl Extravaganza!

adult content, AGP sluts, Celebrities, Celebs, COSPLAY, cosplay gals, e-girl general, E-Girls, EggSMP, EGirl, EXTRAVAGANZA, fap friends, fetish, internet culture, internet girls, NSFW, Online Community, online personalities, simp culture, simping, spitters are winners, Streamers, streaming

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3680	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	505159	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where all the e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and celebs hang out! If she’s an internet girl, you can bet she’s on our server and ready for you to simp for her!

But that’s not all, we also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts with open arms! And if you’re a spitter, well, you’re a winner in our book! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server!

ExGoneCrazy Minecraft SMP

Anger management problems, BETRAYAL, boundary violations, codependency, communication breakdown, control issues, crazy ex, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, ExGoneCrazy, Gaslighting, Insecurity, Jealousy, mental health issues, Minecraft, obsessive behavior, power struggles, relationship problems, smp, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved trauma

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9998	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of dealing with your “crazy ex” in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP and turn your “crazy ex” into your “crazy ex-crafter”!

Our server is filled with so much chaos and mayhem that even the most insane exes will feel right at home. From building giant statues of themselves to creating elaborate traps to prank other players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the best part? You can finally get revenge on your “crazy ex” by trapping them in a never-ending maze or unleashing a horde of creepers on them. It’s all in good fun, right?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your “crazy ex” become your “crazy ex-crafter” in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyCashCrew

Beliefs, budgeting, Childhood, CraftyCashCrew, family, financial situation, Financial Stability, future planning, Impact, influence, lessons learned, Lifestyle, Memories, MONEY, savings, socioeconomic status, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7420

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in real life just to afford a decent meal? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we’ve got all the diamonds you could ever dream of! Join us and leave your financial woes behind as you build your way to riches beyond your wildest imagination.

Growing up, my family was so broke that we had to use dirt blocks as currency. But thanks to this Minecraft server, I’ve learned the value of hard work and perseverance. Now, I’m the richest player on the server and I owe it all to my humble beginnings.

So come join us and see how your financial situation growing up can actually be a blessing in disguise. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft millionaire!