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Mom’s House Minecraft Server

bail out, Casino, childcare, cigarettes, cleaning houses, dependent, financial incompetence, foreclosure, Gratitude, Homeless, homelessness planning, House, Inheritance, life insurance, loan, Minecraft, mom, moms, savings, Server, severe autism, Siblings, SS income, ungrateful, WIBTAH

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3867
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we have the craziest family dynamics you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: a 45-year-old player firing her 72-year-old mom from her in-game job because she’s financially incompetent and spends all her virtual money at the casino. This mom even took a loan from her in-game brother and blew it on virtual cigarettes! Can you believe it?

But wait, there’s more! This mom was hired to watch her grandkids in-game, but she was so mopey and ungrateful that she got fired. She couldn’t even drive them in-game! And now, she’s facing virtual homelessness because her in-game husband is sick and not going to live much longer. Will someone bail her out in time? Join the server to find out!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

JewCraft: BBC Failures & Funny Fails

antisemitism, BBC, culture, discrimination, Dismisses, Diversity, executive, Fails, Failures, funny, inclusion, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Jewcraft, Jewish, letter, Marginalized, Minority, Network, prejudice, racism, Staff, systemic, Workplace

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Farms Harvested:	503	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns and rainbows and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks.

and get this, one time, a player found a magical portal that led to a land made entirely of candy! like, whoa, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, come join us on this server, where the adventures are endless and the fun never stops!

ShinzoCraft Minecraft Server

chair, Decucks, ITT, made, male character, male empowerment, male figure, male hero, male lead, Male mc, male protagonist, male representation, male role, Minecraft, post, Proud, proud male, Server, Shinzo Abe, Shinzo Abe proud, ShinzoCraft, Sit, Thread

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Shinzo Abe would be proud of your mad Minecraft skills!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of sitting on a chair like a true Decuck. Our server is so exclusive that only the most elite players can join, and if you can prove your manliness by making Shinzo Abe proud, you’ll be welcomed with open arms.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there are secret dungeons filled with rare loot, but only those who have truly impressed Shinzo Abe can access them. Will you rise to the challenge and become a legendary Decuck on our server? Only time will tell… Join us now and show the world what you’re made of!

PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP

99, Appearance, BELIEF, Certainty, Convinced, cultural appropriation, doubt, fellow, humor, Identity, lmao, Misconception, native americans, Perception, poolax, PoolaxConvincedMinecraftSMP, racial identity, Redskins, stereotype, White

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2477
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Villages Defended:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	133
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where 99% of us are convinced we’re actually white, but we look like redskins! It’s like a crazy mix-up of cultures and identities that will have you laughing for days. Join us for epic adventures, hilarious misunderstandings, and a whole lot of fun. Who knows, you might even discover your true identity in the process (spoiler alert: it’s probably not what you think)! So come on, hop on this rollercoaster of a server and prepare to have your mind blown (and your skin color changed)!

Mom’sGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH

AITAH, ANNOYED, APPRECIATIVE, Argument, asking, Cheap, Curious, expensive, Fault, Friend, Grateful, local market, mom, MomsGiftsVSLocalScarfAITAH, Paris, perfume, scarf, skin care products, Truth, ungrateful, Upset

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Potions Brewed:	23	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

Are you tired of feeling unappreciated like this poor Minecraft player who only got a scarf while everyone else got expensive gifts? Well, fear not, because on our server, EVERY player is treated like royalty!

Join us and receive lavish gifts, like diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even your own personal pet dragon! No more feeling left out or overlooked, we make sure every player feels special and valued.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be pampered and spoiled on our server. Come join the fun and experience the ultimate VIP treatment! Who needs expensive perfumes when you can have a diamond sword that glows in the dark? Join now and leave those scarf-giving friends behind!

LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4319	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

CraftyToxicCrafts

CraftyToxicCrafts, cyber harassment, cyberbullying, Fandom, Harassment, Hate Speech, internet, Negativity, online bullying, Online Community, online hate, online toxicity, opinion, social media, toxic behavior, toxic culture, toxic fan base, toxic fandom, toxic fans, toxic online behavior, trolling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	2994	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Emeralds Found:	3958

Are you tired of dealing with toxic fan bases on the internet? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama! Join us and experience a world where the only toxicity you’ll encounter is from the creepers trying to blow you up (but don’t worry, we have creeper repellent for that).

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even Herobrine would feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to toxic fan bases forever. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re the real villains in this world.

CrimeCraft Minecraft Server

ai, argentina, Artificial Intelligence, citizens’ rights, civil liberties, concerns, Crime Prevention, CrimeCraft, data privacy, Ethics, Experts, Government, justice system, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, predict future crimes, predictive analytics, Public Safety, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5505
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Magic Items Found:	8430	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to predict future crimes!! like, who knew blocky pixels could be so smart, right?? but don’t worry, we only use our AI for good, like making sure no one steals your diamonds or griefs your epic builds. plus, our AI is totally chill and won’t invade your privacy or anything. so come on down and join the fun, because who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that can see into the future?? it’s like having a crystal ball, but way cooler and way more blocky. trust us, you won’t regret it!

ErdoganCraft: Day of Mourning

Assassination, Aug 2, Conflict, Day, DECLARATION, diplomatic relations, Erdogan, ErdoganCraft, gaza, government statement, Hamas chief, international news, killing, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, mourning, mourning day, national mourning, Politics, Terrorism, turkey, Turkish president, world leaders

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchantments Applied:	123
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Void Gems Collected:	32
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have turkey’s erdogan declaring aug 2 as a day of national mourning because our server is just THAT good. we have crazy events like fighting off creepers with turkey legs and building giant monuments to honor the fallen hamas chief. you won’t find a more wild and wacky server out there, so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

TrackCraft: Sprint, Backwards, Grapevine!

agility, Athletics, backwards, Competition, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Grapevine, long distance, physical activity, Race, Running, SPEED, sports, Sprint, sprinting, swimming, swimming techniques, track, track and field, TrackCraft, Training

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Mines Excavated:	4009	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where u can swim on land and run in water! imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the macarena. our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party.

we have epic mini-games like “100m sprint on lava” and “100m backwards through a maze of TNT.” challenge your friends to a grapevine race through a forest of giant mushrooms.

build your own castle made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle against the evil villagers.

join now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have our server?

FishOilCraft: BrainBoosters

Alzheimer’s disease, brain health, brain nerve cells, BrainBoosters, cognitive decline, fatty acids, findings, fish oil supplements, FishOilCraft, Gene, genetic risk, health, JAMA Network Open, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, omega-3, Prevention, reduction, remarkable, research, scientific research, study

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Crops Grown:	9064

LOLZ, u know what else causes a “remarkable” reduction in brain nerve cells? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, where u can escape the horrors of real life and dive into a world of blocky goodness.

Our server is so lit, it’s like fish oil for ur brain but without the fishy aftertaste. We got epic builds, crazy mini-games, and a community so awesome, it’ll make u forget all about those pesky brain nerve cells.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where Alzheimer’s is just a made-up word and the only thing u gotta worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. Trust us, it’s way more fun than taking fish oil supplements.