
schooldays.club



schooldays.club


Join us for a wild ride filled with flat Earth conspiracy theories, closed borders, and banning pornography. Who needs moral facts when you can have outrageous interpretations and insane stories? Why are normies like this? Come find out on our server!


But that’s not all – our server also has a secret hidden dimension where you can battle giant chickens and ride rainbow-colored llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest afterlife adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft!




But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a secret underground civilization of diamond-loving gnomes who are just waiting for players to discover their hidden treasures. So not only will you be crafting and mining like a pro, but you might also stumble upon a gnome dance party or two.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and talking villagers. It’s like a Minecraft rave party, but with way more explosions (in a good way).
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement)!








So, like, these scientists figured out how to switch off a protein in fat cells in mice, and now we can do the same in Minecraft! Join dis server and watch ur character go from chunky to hunky in no time! Who needs weight-loss drugs when u got Minecraft, amirite?
Come join us and get ready to SLAY in the game and IRL, cuz ur gonna be so fit and fab, all thanks to our crazy awesome server! Let’s get those fat cells burning, baby! 🔥🔥🔥