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Score So Much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	6453	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	1013	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary tale of Steve, the fraudster who somehow manages to score big despite his questionable ethics. Rumor has it he’s got a secret stash of diamonds hidden somewhere in the world, and it’s up to you to find it before he does!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They roam the land, demanding tribute in the form of hay bales and emeralds. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

DieCraft1000

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6983
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a touch of danger! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of facing death in a virtual world just like in the show 1000 Ways to Die.

Our server is not for the faint of heart, as we have recreated all the most gruesome deaths from the show and incorporated them into our gameplay. From getting crushed by a falling piano to being struck by lightning while riding a pig, the possibilities are endless!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities to keep you entertained between near-death experiences. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the most outrageous and hilarious deaths in Minecraft history!

RussianCraft: Ukraine Edition

aggression, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, Edition, Europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, military aggression, military conflict, military intervention, nato, political turmoil, Russian troops, RussianCraft, sanctions, security threat, territorial dispute, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1216
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is a peaceful land with no russian troops in sight! build ur own empire and protect it from crazy mobs and lava pits. we have unicorns roaming the land and diamonds falling from the sky. join now for a chance to ride a dragon and battle against evil villagers. hurry before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant explosion!

Epic Life Adventures

Adventures, amazing lives, creativity, Diversity, Epic, Existence, Experience, fictional stories, History, human condition, human experience, Humanity, imagination, individual narratives, Individuality, inspiration, Life, life stories, past lives, Personality, perspective, Struggles, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	87

come join our minecraft server, where u can live out ur wildest dreams and make ur own amazing story! we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant wishes, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. u can battle dragons, ride on giant turtles, and even have a dance party with creepers. with over 1000 different biomes to explore, the possibilities are endless. join now and be the hero of ur own epic tale!

Dagger MC

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zombie Dances:	7

Be advised, the server is still in 1.21.3 because of plugin updates.

A simple, not-quite-vanilla server, here’s what we offer: -Crossplay -Factions for base protection and raids -Skills for immersion and progression -Recyclers -Backpacks -Player Graves -Leather Smelting -Veinminer Enchant -Voice Chat -Set Home -Plenty of other helpful tools

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SenseCraft City 1.21.2

1.21.2, city, Clarity, cognition, Coherence, coherence in reasoning, comprehension, Discernment, Explanation, Insight, intelligence, Interpretation, Logic, Lucidity, make it make sense, make sense, Perception, rationality, reason, sense, SenseCraft, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Animals Bred:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am I right? Plus, the mobs on this server are so dumb, they walk into walls and drown themselves in lava. It’s like watching a comedy show 24/7! And the best part? The admins are like wizards who grant your every wish, like turning your dirt hut into a palace fit for a king! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

i’m financially ruined Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	76	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of being financially ruined in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can become a virtual millionaire with just a few clicks of your mouse. Our economy is so booming, even the creepers are investing in diamond stocks!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chicken).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and start your journey to financial freedom and poultry royalty today!

DadCraft: Weaponized Incompetence

Communication Issues, Cooking, DadCraft, emotional labor, family conflict, family dynamics, family responsibilities, financial strain, Frustration, generational differences, grocery shopping, grocery store, household chores, Incompetence, meal preparation, misunderstandings, parenting, Resentment, shopping, shopping list, Weaponized, weaponized incompetence

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Farms Harvested:	199	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Runes Activated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t get the wrong blocks like OP’s dad got the wrong groceries! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps just like this one.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of hunting for chicken thighs and blocks of cheese, but be warned – there may be some ground chicken and pre-shredded mozzarella along the way!

Don’t be like OP’s dad, who couldn’t follow a simple shopping list – join our server and show off your skills in gathering the right materials for your next big build. And if you ever need a laugh, just remember this story and be thankful that at least in Minecraft, you can always respawn and try again!

LowPointLad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, bro. Like, if you ain’t on here, you’re missing out on all the craziness, man. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens doing the cha-cha slide, and creepers throwing surprise parties. It’s wild, I tell ya.

But the best part? The community, man. We got peeps from all over the world, coming together to build, fight, and just have a good ol’ time. Like, I was at my lowest point in life, just eating dirt in a corner, but now I’m living my best life, mining diamonds and riding on a rollercoaster made of TNT. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us, and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll find your new best friend or your long-lost llama cousin. Anything is possible in this crazy Minecraft world, bro. Let’s do this!

BlockBusterEndGame

Bleak, bleak ending, bleak film, bleak movie, bleakness, bleakness in movies, BlockBusterEndGame, Cinema, Dark, DEPRESSING, Despair, despairing, emotional, ending, film, Heartbreaking, hopeless, Movie, sorrowful, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Farms Harvested:	433
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old movie endings where everything is all sunshine and rainbows? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll never see a bleaker ending than the time our players accidentally unleashed a horde of zombie villagers on their own village! It was chaos, but hey, at least it was entertaining! Join us for more crazy adventures and unpredictable endings that will leave you questioning your sanity (and maybe your decision-making skills)!