squishing Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Bloody Explosion Ape Land

ape, Bloody, bloody explosion apes, bug control, bug repellent, bug spray, bug squishing, creepy crawlies, entomology, explosion, Extermination, foul smell, infestation, insects, Land, odor, Pest Control, Pest Management, Pests, Smelly, squished, squishing, stink, stink bugs

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5911
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3591	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Buildings Constructed:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you why you should join our server. first of all, we have so many diamonds that even the diamond king would be jealous. secondly, our creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. thirdly, our pigs can fly and drop bacon from the sky.

also, did you know that if you build a house out of dirt, it will turn into a mansion overnight? true story, bro. and if you find a chicken, it will lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor.

oh, and did i mention that our server is guarded by a giant dragon named fluffy who breathes rainbow fire? yeah, he’s pretty cool. so come join us and become a bloody explosion ape in the most insane minecraft server ever!

BlockBuster Vaccine Server

blockbuster, Cancer prevention, cancer prevention breakthroughs, cancer prevention research, cancer prevention technology, cancer prevention vaccines, cancer research, cancer treatment, healthcare innovation, immunotherapy, medical advancements, medical breakthrough, Preventative Medicine, Server, tumor eradication, tumor prevention, tumor prevention breakthrough, tumor prevention research, tumor prevention technology, tumor prevention vaccines, vaccine, Vaccines

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got the sickest builds and the craziest mini-games. like, our survival world is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro in no time. plus, we have this wild story where the mobs are actually friendly and help you build your base. it’s like a real-life fairytale, but with creepers and skeletons. and get this, our pvp arena is so intense, it’s like a battle royale every time you step in. trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Bland SMP: Not-so-vanilla, kinda okay-ish Survival Server for English spuds, Java and Bedrock plebs! Crossplay included!

Active players, Adventure, bedrock, bland, Community, community-driven, crossplay, Discord, English, Events, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Included, java, kinda, Minecraft, Modded, multiplayer, NotSoVanilla, okayish, playing experience, plebs, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, spuds, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3

Bloom SMP Minecraft Server

Overview:

IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Links:

Website	https://bloomsmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is Bloom SMP modded?	No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
How can I ensure a good playing experience?	Keep things friendly and our mod team will keep an eye out for any issues.

Crafty Knights – Minecraft Server

akg, arknights, caster, collab, Crafty, database, Defender, EPOQUE, Global, guard, Joint Action, jp, Knights, KR, medic, Minecraft, Operation, orienteering, RERUN, Resources, Server, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, vanguard

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Emeralds Found:	5219
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a team of elite defenders who will protect your precious loot at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden village filled with villagers who will trade you rare enchanted items in exchange for your most useless junk. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary dragon roaming the land, waiting to be defeated by the bravest of players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good.

Who is this faggot? Minecraft SMP

bullying, confusion, Curiosity, derogatory term, discrimination, FAGGOT, Homophobia, hurtful words, Identity, ignorance, insult, intolerance, LGBTQ, marginalized community, Minecraft, name-calling, offensive language, prejudice, Questioning, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5554
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	412
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves). Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and have a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin!

NoProofSwearMC SMP

BIZARRE, doubtful, dubious, eerie, eerie sightings, Enigmatic, Inexplicable, Mysterious, mysterious events, NoProofSwearMC, Paranormal, peculiar, Questionable, sightings, smp, strange, strange occurrences, Supernatural, Uncertain, unexplained, unproven, Unverified

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4376
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary flying pigs that soar through the sky, leaving a trail of rainbow-colored bacon behind them. Or how about the elusive diamond ore that sings show tunes when you mine it? Trust us, you’ll never look at mining the same way again.

And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party that only happens once a month, where the creepers breakdance and the zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s a sight to behold, and you’ll regret missing out on it!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your blocky character too)!

PixelPeekers

body positivity, Boundaries, Intimacy, nudity, Personal, PixelPeekers, privacy, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-empowerment, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-image, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be seeing more than just blocks of dirt – you’ll be seeing your fellow players in all their pixelated glory! That’s right, we have a mandatory naked skin policy to keep things interesting. So come join us and get ready to see some pixelated booty like never before!

Blocky Climate Conspiracies

Advocates, BELIEF, blocky, climate, climate change, climate denial, climate science, cognitive bias, cognitive psychology, confirmation bias, conspiracies, credibility, false claims, illusory truth effect, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, misinformation effect, misinformation tactics, Persuasion, Propaganda, Psychology, Repetition, study

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	3660
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Potions Brewed:	160
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic, crazy, wild minecraft server u will ever experience!

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers! u heard me right, DANCING CREEPERS! u won’t find that anywhere else, folks.

but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the minecraft world! join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals.

oh, and did i mention we have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples? all u gotta do is find it before the evil chicken army gets to it first.

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. or maybe u will, who knows? it’s all part of the fun!

WeCanGoBoxPVP- Where we mine and fight like there’s no tomorrow! 1.20.1-1.21.1

1.20.11.21.1, action, Address, coin system, Community, Discord, DOMINATE, Fast-paced, Feedback, Fight, Gear, grind, Kits, Leaderboards, level up, Minecraft, Players, PvP, Server, Shopkeepers, Tomorrow, Upcoming, Version, WeCanGoBoxPVP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	3103

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I create custom kits on the server?	Currently, custom kits are not available. However, we may consider adding this feature in the future.
How can I earn coins on the server?	Coins can be earned through various activities such as winning PVP matches, completing quests, and participating in events.
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, the server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition version 1.20.1 and above.
Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?	Yes, we have clear rules outlined in our Discord community. Please familiarize yourself with them before joining.

Femanon GF Minecraft Server

attention seeking, DATING, escapism, FANTASY, femanon, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Loneliness, longing, Minecraft, online dating, rejection, relationships, ROBOT, self worth, Server, social media, unattainable, unrealistic expectations, virtual relationships, Whores, Wishful thinking

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Towns Built:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with attention-seeking femanons in real life? Join our Minecraft server where the only attention-seeking you’ll encounter is from creepers trying to blow you up! Our server is full of blocky adventures and pixelated fun, perfect for escaping the drama of the real world. Plus, who needs a femanon girlfriend when you can have a loyal Minecraft pet wolf who will follow you around and protect you from any virtual dangers? So come join us and leave those attention-seeking femanons behind – they don’t stand a chance against our epic block-building skills!

ExplodingTNT’s Minecraft SMP: Can East Euro Poopies Finally Explain Why You Are All So Homophobic?

acceptance, culture, discrimination, Diversity, east, East Europe, eastern europe, education, equality, EURO, EXPLAIN, ExplodingTNTs, Finally, Homophobia, HOMOPHOBIC, ignorance, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, Minecraft, misconceptions, poopies, prejudice, progress, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Farms Harvested:	321	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!