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5Ws1H Minecraft Madness

1H, 5w’s, 5Ws1H, all 6, Beginning, Examples, how, ideas, madness, Max, Minecraft, sentences, What, when, where, Who, why

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8888
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Buildings Constructed:	40	Endless Night Skies:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a party up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all dat jazz!

So, like, where can you find a server where you can build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Right here, baby! We got zero gravity blocks and space cows and everything!

Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join our server and play as a superhero with super speed and laser eyes? Save the world from evil mobs and look fly doing it!

When you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe! It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!

How do you like the idea of a server where you can ride a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen? It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but way more epic!

What are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just watch out for the exploding chickens and lava waterfalls, they’ll getcha every time!

BlockyBias: Stick with the Inferior!

better alternatives, BlockyBias, choice behavior, choice consistency, choice patterns, choice persistence, choice selection, cognitive bias, cognitive preferences, cognitive psychology, decision bias, Decision making, decision making process, first impressions, Human Behavior, INFERIOR, inferior options, preference formation, preference persistence, psychological phenomenon, research study, reward seeking, Stick.

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Love Letters Sent:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Star Shards Collected:	179	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, so freakin’ awesome that you won’t even believe it, man.

like, we got, like, crazy cool builds and, like, the best players ever, like seriously, they’re like Minecraft gods or something.

and, like, if you don’t join, you’re gonna be missing out on all the fun and excitement, like seriously, you’ll be kicking yourself for not joining sooner.

so, like, come on and join us, cuz this server is, like, the best thing since sliced bread, man. you won’t regret it, like, at all.

Off The Block

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5346
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Runes Activated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Welcome to your next Minecraft server! Off The Block is a small but growing community of mature players. We have custom enchantments and custom-made plugins. We focus primarily on economy survival but also have skyblock and creative.

Besides the game modes, we offer a balanced economy/shop, vote crates, and awesome time-based ranks. Ranking up unlocks awesome perks like /treefeller, /god, /glow, and /skull.

What are you waiting for? Join today!

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Rainy Day Cafe

Adventure, balance, Blend, BUILD, Community, creativity, Discord, Economy, entrepreneurial spirit, Events, fair, market, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Rainy Day Cafe, Safe, Server, smp, Survival, TEAM, Trade

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Farms Harvested:	117	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Join Rainy Day Cafe SMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where a dynamic, player-driven economy meets a friendly, supportive community. Trade, build, and adventure in a balanced market, enjoying unique plugins and regular events that keep gameplay exciting. Our dedicated team ensures a safe and fair environment, letting your creativity and entrepreneurial spirit flourish. Join our Discord, and start your adventure today! Experience the perfect blend of economy and community at Rainy Day Cafe SMP!

141.95.98.97:25612

Spectre SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets Semi-Sanity! Now with 100% more Hermitcrack!

Builders, Collaborative, Community, diamonds, Economy, Europe, Friendly, FSit, Hermitcrack, Image2Map, Longevity, meets, Minecarts, Mods, Performance, PvP, recipe changes, Redstone, Season, SemiSanity, Semivanilla, smp, Spectre, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Spectre SMP Server Overview
Spectre SMP is a vanilla 1.21 SMP based on the foundation set by Hermitcraft. We aim to provide a collaborative and friendly space for friends to play Minecraft together and for awesome creations to be made!

What do we offer?
Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff! We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects! The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important! A fresh ‘season’ and 1.21 world with lots of potential!

What do we offer?

Spectre SMP offers an established, friendly and symbiotic community to help each other get what we want done! Players are encouraged to hold their events and communal projects, not just staff!
We focus on longevity, so you can expect a long-term world that continues to spark motivation in its players. We discourage speedrunning all the best farms and rushing to get every little thing you can; we want players to give back to the world by building beautiful builds and awesome redstone projects!
The economy is based on diamonds, which means you can sell your goods and services for that oh-so-lovely blue stuff! All the while, generosity is promoted, so no one holds a monopoly over anything important!
A fresh ‘season’ and 1.21 world with lots of potential!

We are looking for:
builders and redstoners who want to show off their skills and help make the server a fun environment. PVP and brainless grinding is not what we want. players who interact often and well with other members. creative and dedicated minds who set large and impressive goals for the long term. active community members who will regularly set aside time to chat and discuss projects for the server.

Server specifications and mods:
Fabric 1.21 and hosted in Europe Lots of performance mods Minor recipe changes for easier large-scale building Faster minecarts Simple Voice Chat Image2Map FSit (sit on stairs, slabs, etc.)

Apply to join:
Discord Server

FAQ
Q: Can I join if I am new to Minecraft? A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels, but we do expect a level of dedication and willingness to learn. Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server? A: We do not have any strict age restrictions, but we do expect all players to act maturely and follow the server rules. Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate banning from the server. Q: How often is the server reset or wiped? A: We aim for long-term worlds, but seasonal resets may occur depending on the player activity and server performance.

FAQ

Q: Can I join if I am new to Minecraft? A: Yes, we welcome players of all experience levels, but we do expect a level of dedication and willingness to learn.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server? A: We do not have any strict age restrictions, but we do expect all players to act maturely and follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server? A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and will result in immediate banning from the server.

Q: How often is the server reset or wiped? A: We aim for long-term worlds, but seasonal resets may occur depending on the player activity and server performance.

HorrorMovieNight Minecraft Server

bad horror movies, binge watching, Chill, comfy, couch potato, Entertainment, Fun, Gore, horror movies, HorrorMovieNight, late night, lazy day, Minecraft, movie night, Popcorn, Relaxing, Scary, scream, Server, spooky, Supernatural, Thriller, Watching

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5155
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Votes:	2720

Are you tired of watching bad horror movies alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate horror movie experience in-game! Our haunted mansions are filled with jump scares, creepy creatures, and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered. Who needs popcorn when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in our spooky world? Join now and see if you can survive the night…if you dare!

Nightwalk Minecraft Server

after dark outing, evening stroll, late night wander, midnight ramble, Minecraft, moonlit walk, night adventure, night escapade, night exploration, night hike, night journey, night outing, night stroll, night time walk, night trek, night walk experience, Nighttime, nighttime activity, nightwalk, nocturnal adventure, Server, urban-exploration

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a nightwalk through a crazy funhouse!

Join us for the wildest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re walking on sunshine even in the dead of night.

We’ve got mobs that do the cha-cha, pigs that fly (literally), and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes before exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a nightwalk you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, because who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into)!

Hungary-Free Minecraft Server!

Approves, Conflict Resolution, consent, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, Hungary, HungaryFree, international relations, intervention, military aid, Minecraft, nato, new, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6964
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, totally off the chain, bro! You gotta join because, like, the EU just approved new military aid to Ukraine without Hungary’s consent, and things are getting wild up in here!

I heard that on this server, you can ride around on flying pigs and battle evil villagers with diamond swords that shoot laser beams. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky tunes.

But wait, there’s more! You can also build your own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with stacks of diamonds and emeralds.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this epic Minecraft server now and experience the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers lurking around every corner. Let’s get this party started, y’all!

JetPark: Kyiv’s Permission Required

aggression, Air Force, Conflict, danger, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, JetPark, jets, kyiv, Kyivs, Military, nato, Permission, Politics, required, russia, SECURITY, strike, Tension, Ukraine, Washington

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8107
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have russia’s most dangerous jets parked in the open a hundred miles from ukraine! but wait, there’s a twist – kyiv needs washington’s permission to strike them! what a wild ride, amirite? so come on over and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the stakes are higher than ever before! who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down those pesky jets and save the day. or maybe you’ll just build a cool house and hang out with some chickens. either way, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

ShinjiSucksMCServer

ANNO, asuka, Audience, Connection, Doll, go-getter, Intimacy, Kaji, Kensuke, love, Mari, productivity, Rei, rejection, Respect, SAVIOR, self improve, SHINJI, ShinjiSucksMCServer, success, Village

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can feel loved and respected like Kensuke by Asuka? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Asuka may call Shinji “Baka” and Rei “Eko Hikii”, but she calls Kensuke “Kenken” with love and affection. Join our server and experience the same level of respect and intimacy from our community!

Forget about chasing after someone like Kaji or being called a “Gaki” like Shinji. On our server, you’ll be treated like the hero you are, just like Kensuke in the village. Asuka knows a go-getter when she sees one, and she’s not afraid to show her admiration. So why wait? Join now and bask in the glory of being called “Kenken” by our very own Asuka!

Don’t be a “Kone Megane” like Mari, join our server and be a “Kenken” instead. Asuka may have her flaws, but when it comes to showing love and respect, she knows how to do it right. So come on over and experience the true meaning of friendship and camaraderie in our Minecraft world. Who knew a simple nickname could hold so much power? Join now and see for yourself!