Squirting Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SquirtCraft: A Splash of Fun!

arousal, EMBARRASSMENT, female ejaculation, Female Pleasure, Fun, Humiliation, Intimacy, limited understanding, partner’s reaction, pornography, research study, sexual behavior, sexual education, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual myths, sexual satisfaction, sexual taboos, sexual wellness, SPLASH, SquirtCraft, Squirting, women’s sexual experiences

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will make you squirt with excitement? Well, look no further, cuz this server is gonna make you feel all kinds of things, from heightened arousal to straight-up embarrassment (in a good way, of course).

We did a study (totally legit, btw) and found that joining this server can make you feel things you never even knew were possible in Minecraft. Your partner’s reaction will be like, “OMG, I can’t believe you’re on that server, you’re so cool!” And you’ll be like, “Yeah, I know, I’m a Minecraft legend now.”

So come join us and let’s explore the unknown together. Who cares if people don’t understand squirting in Minecraft, we’re gonna show them how it’s done. Plus, we have the best pixelated squirting animations you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one squirt at a time.

AnxietyCraft: No Journey Comparison, Bro

advice, anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Awareness, Bro, Communication, comparison, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, FRIENDSHIPS, growth, Journey, Maturity, mental health, Overcoming, self improvement, self-aware, stress, Support, Understanding, Willpower

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5643
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of dealing with anxious friends who can’t handle their stress? Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind! Our server is a stress-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any anxiety-inducing conversations.

We understand that overcoming anxiety is a journey, and we won’t judge you for needing more time to work through it. Plus, we have a strict policy against leaving people on “seen” – everyone deserves a response, even if it’s just a virtual hug emoji.

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be stressed about is finding enough diamonds to build your dream castle. And remember, on our server, the only thing that’s contagious is laughter and fun!

HappyCraft SMP – Instant Joy!

Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Gratitude, HappyCraft, hobbies, INSTANT, instant happiness, joy, Laughter, love, meditation, Music, Nature, pampering, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, smp

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers, where the chickens wear diamond armor, and where the zombies break dance instead of attacking you. It’s a total wacky world where anything goes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a pet wolf that can talk and tell jokes. And get this, every time you mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music.

Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Weaponized Toaster

arm yourself, creativity, Defense, DIY weapon, emergency, End of the World, everyday object, household item, household tool, imagination, left, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, Resource, scenario, strategy, Survival, toaster, unconventional weapon, weapon, Weaponized, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8728
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.

Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?

Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)

PunchCraft: Canada’s Populist Minecraft Server

Campaign, Canada, Canadas, Conflict, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Diplomacy, election, influence, international relations, leadership, liberal, Media, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, populist, power, PunchCraft, RETALIATION, Server, strategy, trump

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	1548
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers with no excitement? come join our server where we have CRAZY antics and wild adventures waiting for you!

we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens ready to protect it at all costs. but be careful, there’s a rumor that a giant mutant creeper roams the land, looking to explode on unsuspecting players!

our community is like a big dysfunctional family, with players pulling pranks on each other and starting epic battles for no reason at all. you never know what will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored!

so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. remember, on our server, the only rule is: there are no rules!

TeslaCraft: MuskSaluteInvestigation

MuskSaluteInvestigation, TeslaCraft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

so, like, this server is so lit that even elon musk would salute it. imagine a world where the tesla factory is actually a secret entrance to a minecraft server full of epic builds and crazy adventures. the police are even investigating because they can’t handle how awesome it is. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a salute from elon himself.

Modern Anarchy

2023, Anarchy, blocks, Cheats, Community, Discord, Exploration, Forge, Hacks, Hardware, Lag-free, MODERN, new york, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Viaversion, Wasteland, world border

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209

Modern Anarchy Minecraft Server

Server IP	modern-anarchy.org

Anarchy at Its Finest with a Dedicated Community:

Hack like a pro, build empires, survive the chaos.
No bans ever – only mutes for chat spam.

Forge Your Path in a Pure Vanilla World:

Experience the true essence of Minecraft with no vanilla altering plugins or meddling admins.
Reach your potential in this survival wasteland with no resets ever.

World Exploration Extravaganza:

Explore a 6 million block-wide world with a 3 million world border.
Respawn within 500 blocks of 0 0, allowing you to redefine your survival journey.

No Teleports, No Shortcuts: Authentic Vanilla Anarchy

Hard Difficulty, No Compromises: Test your survival skills in the toughest conditions.
Speed and flight hacks limited to encourage pvp; bypass if you can, no rules!
Uncover the mysteries below spawn – good luck!

Shape the Future with Direct Input:

Join our Discord and engage with the community.
Server owner, Vorlice, is available for technical queries.
Launched in July 2023, always synced with the latest version (1.21.1).
Powered by robust hardware in New York for a lag-free experience.
Multi-version compatibility using ViaVersion; you don’t need to be on 1.21.1 to join.

SkyCraft Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, Absurd, BIZARRE, bonkers, Brain, comedy, crazy, FINAL, Flip, flips, funny, gone, humor, loony, loses her final braincell, meme, Mind, NUTTY, Realms, Ridiculous, silly, Skycraft, Wacky

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and flying pigs.

I’m talking about a place where you can ride on a rainbow while shooting lasers out of your eyes.

And guess what? The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

Plus, the diamonds are so shiny that they blind you with their beauty.

So come on, join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together. It’ll be epic, I promise.

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, accelerated skill acquisition, expertise enhancement, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning ability, learning potential, Minecraft, personal growth, quick learning, quick mastery, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, skill proficiency, skillset expansion, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition, talent development

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	2

OMG guys, like, you totally need to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic skills ever! Like, I joined and suddenly I could build a castle in like 2 seconds flat, it was insane! And then I learned how to tame a dragon and ride it around the server, no big deal. Plus, there’s this secret underground bunker where we have dance parties with creepers and skeletons, it’s lit af. So, like, if you want to be a total boss at Minecraft and have the sickest skills, you gotta join our server, it’s like, life-changing man. #skillsfordays #minecraftbosses #creeperdanceparty

CraftyCravings

basic meal, classic dish, comfort eating, comfort food, comfort meal, CraftyCravings, easy recipes, everyday meal, favorite comfort food, favorite dish, go-to meal, home cooking, homemade meal, minimal ingredients, no fuss meal, quick meal, satisfying meal, simple cooking, simple pleasures, staple meal, traditional food

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34

Are you tired of eating the same old basic meal in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret recipe for a dish that will blow your mind! It’s called the “Diamond Delight” and it’s made with rare diamonds, enchanted golden apples, and a sprinkle of unicorn dust. Trust us, once you taste it, you’ll never go back to boring old bread and pork chops!

Join our server now and embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the top will be granted three wishes by the Bacon Fairy herself. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of Bacon Mountain?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of culinary delights, magical adventures, and absurdity like never before!

Fico’s Putin-free Minecraft Server

000, 100, anti-corruption, civil society, Democracy, denouncing, eastern europe, european union, Fico government, Ficos, freedom of speech, government accountability, grassroots, HUMAN RIGHTS, Minecraft, opposition movement, political activism, pro-Putin, protest signs, PROTESTS, public demonstration, Putinfree, Server, Slovakia, social justice

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have 100,000 players protesting against the evil pro-Putin government of Fico! we fight for freedom and justice in the virtual world by building giant statues of Putin and then blowing them up with TNT! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we overthrow the corrupt regime and establish a new world order ruled by llamas and unicorns! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the revolution!