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KetchupCraft: Blind Squirters United

accessibility, adaptive tools, assistive technology, Blind, bottles, braille labels, condiment dispensers, condiments, cooking aids, daily tasks, disability, INDEPENDENCE, ketchup, KetchupCraft, kitchen aids, low vision, sensory perception, Squirters, tactile feedback, United, vision loss, visual impairment, visually impaired

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7873
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can squirt ketchup out of bottles like a pro blind person! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and tacos! u can ride a llama into battle against evil chickens and build a house made entirely of cake! plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to all who join. come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!

UkrainianClashCraft

Border dispute, Claims, Clashes, Conflict, cross-border conflict, diplomatic incident, eastern europe, foreign relations, international relations, military confrontation, military engagement, military standoff, Moscow, political tension, Russian soil, security threat, territorial integrity, territorial sovereignty, Ukrainian troops, UkrainianClashCraft

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ores Mined:	4945

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the epic battles between Moscow and Ukrainian troops on Russian soil! build your own bunker and defend against the enemy invaders or join the fight and conquer new territories! will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war zone? come find out on our server! bonus points if you can ride a bear into battle like a true Russian warrior! join now for a wild ride full of explosions and chaos!

BrainPainCraft

APA study, brain function, BrainPainCraft, choose, Cognitive, cognitive load, cognitive psychology, Decision making, findings, hurt, mental effort, mental strain, mentally effortful activities, motivation, populations, Psychology, research, Tasks, thinking, Unpleasant

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Villages Defended:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to be if you wanna like, not think too hard, ya know? Like, this new study says thinking can hurt, so why even bother, right? Just come join our server and like, chill out, man.

We got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that poop out diamonds. And like, if you’re into building stuff, we got this one time where a player built a giant toilet that shot out fireworks every time you flushed it. It was epic, dude.

Plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. We have this one guy who only speaks in emojis and another guy who dresses up as a potato every Friday. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you wanna escape the pain of thinking and just have a good time, come join our server. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

MedusaCraft: Where you can stare at your screen for hours on end and still not turn to stone! 🐍

Active Discord, classic experience, Crate rewards, Economy, free to play, Grief Protection, HOURS, in-game currency, java edition, Land Protection, MedusaCraft, minecraft server, pay to win, player comfort, player community, player perks, player safety, player-driven, Screen, Semi Vanilla, Server store, small server, Stare, STONE, Survival, Turn, vote ranks

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	214	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Buildings Constructed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Emeralds Found:	2883	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

MedusaCraft Server Overview

Server Name	MedusaCraft
Type	Survival
Features	Player-driven economy, grief protection, vote ranks, crate rewards
Server IP	play.medusacraft.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/tCxEfrkD3R
Store	http://store.medusacraft.org/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is MedusaCraft a pay to win server?

No, MedusaCraft is not a pay to win server. We offer a free to play experience for everyone with opportunities to earn rewards through voting and in-game currency.

2. What can I expect in terms of protection for my builds?

MedusaCraft offers grief protection to help players safeguard their builds, homes, and land from unwanted griefing.

3. How can I earn vote ranks and crate rewards?

By regularly voting for the server, you can earn vote ranks and crate rewards that offer additional perks and benefits.

BossBusters Minecraft Server

Achieved, BONUS, BossBusters, cucked, Defeat, defeat the boss, dream, dream achieved, ending, gw, mafia boss, mc, Minecraft, Problems, proper ending, series, Server, set out, Stand User, stand users, Strongest, take over the mafia

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6356
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can defeat bosses and take over the mafia! That’s right, you can become the ultimate gangster in the world of Minecraft. And if that’s not enough, you also have the chance to become one of the strongest stand users in the series. Who knew Minecraft could be so epic? Join now and live out your wildest dreams in a world where anything is possible!

DeadCatBounceMinecraftSMP

dead cat bounce, DeadCatBounceMinecraftSMP, financial markets, investing, market analysis, market correction, market crash, market cycles, market indicators, market prediction, market psychology, market rebound, market risk, market sentiment, market speculation, market timing, market trends, market uncertainty, market volatility, stock market, Trading

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Zombie Dances:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with exploding chickens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a house while being chased by a herd of angry llamas or mining for diamonds while dodging a horde of zombie villagers wearing top hats. Trust us, this server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos that ensues on a daily basis. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

GF’s Loss Minecraft Server

Adulthood, Experience, gfs, growth, Identity, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, living on my own, Loss, Maturity, Minecraft, moving out, personal development, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, self-identity, Server, young adulthood

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	98
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of living under your parents’ roof like a Minecraft villager stuck in a tiny house? Join our server and break free from the shackles of dependency! Just like how you need to gather resources and build your own shelter in Minecraft, it’s time for you to gather the courage to move out and build your own life!

Imagine living in a world where you can finally explore your true self, just like how you explore new biomes in Minecraft. Don’t be stuck in the same old routine of living with your parents and being tied down to a relationship. It’s time to spread your wings and fly like an Ender Dragon!

Join our server and embark on a journey of self-discovery and independence. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and most importantly, build a life that is truly yours. Don’t let the pressure of engagement and cohabitation weigh you down like a stack of anvils. It’s time to level up and become the hero of your own story!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting a life that is uniquely yours. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough along the way 😉.

WifeWrongProvenAITA

accusations, Beach, children, Communication, disagreement, family vacation, Fishing, fishing laws, fishing licenses, Florida, Florida residents, husband, parenting, proof of age, relationship, tourism, travel, trip cancellation., trip planning, water park, Wife, WifeWrongProvenAITA

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9738
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	124
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of fishing for compliments from your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you don’t need a fishing license to reel in the big one! Our virtual Florida is full of beaches, water parks, and even Disney World (unofficially, of course). No need to worry about proof of age or residency – just hop on and start building your dream vacation. Who needs a trip to the Sunshine State when you can have all the fun without the drama? Join now and leave your fishing licenses at home!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

Applications, Arms export, arms trade, BlockBlast, Conflict, defense industry, embargo, foreign policy, government decision, human rights violations, humanitarian concerns, international relations, Israel, licence, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, pending review, Server, suspension, uk, weapons

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	349	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

omg u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. also, our diamonds are made of pure rainbow glitter and our creepers give out free hugs.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of the minecraft soundtrack. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.

so come on down to our server, where the grass is neon green and the sky is cotton candy pink. it’s like a psychedelic dreamland, but with more explosions and less existential dread. join now before the government shuts us down for being too awesome!

WhaleSlayerCraft

activism, animal rights, Condemnation, conservation, controversy, Endangered species, Environmental, Fin Whale, first, fisheries, Global, hunting, International, Japan, kills, Marine, protest, slaughter, WhaleSlayerCraft, Whaling, wildlife

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

yo, so like, you gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got whales, bro. but not just any whales, we got fin whales. and get this, japan is out here straight up killin’ them, despite everyone being like, “yo, that’s not cool, dude.” but like, on the bright side, we got a whole virtual world where you can save the whales and be a hero, man. so come join us and let’s show japan what’s up, one block at a time. whale power, baby! 🐋✊ #savethewhales #minecraftmadness

NeuroFatigueCraft

adhd, Age 18+, associated, autism, children, chronic, Chronic fatigue, Disabling, disabling fatigue, Experience, highlight, Link, long tail tags, neurodivergence, neurodivergent, neurodivergent traits, NeuroFatigueCraft, research, Significant, Traits, twice as likely

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s, like, totally outta this world? well, this server is the place to be, my dudes! we got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for u at every turn.

join us and u’ll be able to explore a world where the sky is purple and the grass is made of candy. u can build a house out of giant lollipops and ride a unicorn into battle against evil zombies. it’s gonna be lit, fam!

plus, did u know that joining our server can actually cure chronic fatigue? that’s right, according to a totally legit study, playing on this server can give u all the energy u need to conquer the world. so why wait? come join us now and let the fun begin!