join dis epic minecraft server where u can squirt ketchup out of bottles like a pro blind person! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and tacos! u can ride a llama into battle against evil chickens and build a house made entirely of cake! plus, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes to all who join. come join the fun and experience the madness for yourself!
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KetchupCraft: Blind Squirters United
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BeirutBoomCraft
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join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest battles and explosions that will make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! we promise you’ll have so much fun blowing things up and taking out your enemies just like in real life! plus, we have a secret mission where you can avenge the top IRGC officer killed in a Beirut strike by taking out Nasrallah himself in a virtual showdown! come join us and show off your skills in the ultimate revenge quest!
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Crafty Kidman’s Lies
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yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is pink and the pigs fly! we got diamond blocks growing on trees and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowing you up.rumor has it that if you find the secret underground dungeon, you’ll meet a talking cow who will teach you how to do the moonwalk while riding a chicken.
our server is so lit that even Nicole Kidman tried to join, but she couldn’t handle the awesomeness of our pixelated world. her last name contains two lies because she never actually played on our server – what a noob!
so come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when you can have a minecraft world where anything is possible? let’s get crafting, baby!
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TotallySuspicious – A Vanilla-ish SMP Server for Suspiciously Friendly LGBTQ+ Hermitcraft Fans
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Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name TotallyNotSuspicious SMP Established 2018 Season 12 (Current) Why Join Us?
- Servers hosted in North America
- Discord to Minecraft chat
- Simple Voice Chat integration
- Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
- No shop plugins, only diamond economy
- Organized events such as Dragon Fights
Mini Seasons
Custom modded mini seasons lasting around a month, bridging main seasons. Uses various modpacks based on different themes.
Discord
Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server. Optional “Discord Member” role available for those who just want to chat.
Apply here:
Previous Season Spawn Images
FAQ
Question Answer How do I apply to join the server? Read through #waitlist-form on Discord, open a ticket, and paste the form with answers in the ticket. What is the primary goal of the community? To be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative with a focus on member interactions. How long do seasons typically last? 5-7 months
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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, debate, dialogue, Discourse, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, exchange, forum, Friction, general thread, ideas, Interaction, Minecraft, Opinions, PALS, PIXEL, Server, sharing, Thoughts, Topic, TractionWelcome to our Minecraft server, where the friction is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re sliding on buttered toast! Our world is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs through a maze of exploding chickens, or challenge your friends to a game of lava parkour where the floor is literally lava! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where the creepers know how to drop the sickest beats.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player wished for an infinite supply of cake and now our server is covered in frosting!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and get ready for the wildest ride of your life. Just be sure to watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’ve got some killer moves!
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Worst Ending Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of boring, predictable endings in Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server has the WORST ending known to man! Only fifty people have read the finale, so you’ll be joining a select group of players who have experienced just how dogshit it truly is. Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and a conclusion that will leave you scratching your head in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!
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GiftsCraft Minecraft Server
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Don’t worry about creating unnecessary tension in relationships – on our server, we embrace the spirit of friendship and fun. So come on in and let’s spread some joy together, one diamond block at a time!
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SisGriefNoReliefCraft
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Are you tired of taking care of your sister and her adult kids while they mooch off of you like professional leeches? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire!On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and nobody can guilt-trip you into taking care of them. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!
Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can banish annoying relatives to the Nether realm forever. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
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NonsensicalCraft SMP
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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs, and a roller coaster made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe…probably). Our community is filled with wacky characters like a talking pig who thinks he’s a wizard and a group of villagers who have formed a boy band called “The Villager Voices.” Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean…if you can survive the sea monsters guarding it! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
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CraftyInventors
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!
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MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!
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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN