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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3895 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 17 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 205 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 |
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