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Blind Vision Minecraft 1.20.2

1.20.2, accessibility, Blind, blind chick, blind jokes, DATING, dating advice, dating challenges, dating tips, disability, Diversity, funny, humor, inclusion, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, relationships, societal norms, unique relationships, vision, visually impaired

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	2401
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Votes:	7619	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Lol join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like dating a blind chick – you never know what you’re gonna get!

It’s like a rollercoaster of surprises, just like trying to date someone who can’t see!

You’ll never be bored because every moment is a new adventure, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a blind chick!

Plus, who needs to see clearly when you can just stumble your way through life, amirite?

Join now for a dating experience you’ll never forget – just like dating a blind chick!

WiFiWardenCraft

apartment, college, Communication, Conflict, Contribution, diesel mechanics, homework, internet, lower priced plan, misunderstanding, Online Games, part time job, Password, resolution, roommate, School, sharing, tire shop, WiFi, WiFiWardenCraft, Xfinity

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like sharing wifi with roommates who can’t pay their fair share? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world where everyone pitches in for the wifi bill and nobody gets left out in the digital cold!

On our server, you can build your dream diesel mechanic shop without worrying about pesky roommates mooching off your internet connection. And if you ever run into a “Sheldon” in-game, just build a virtual wall to keep him out – problem solved!

So come join us on our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use for your epic creations. Who needs real-life roommates when you can have virtual friends who always pay their fair share? Join now and leave the real world behind!

BiblicalBlockLand

ambassadorship, Appointment, biblical claim, biblical right, BiblicalBlockLand, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, Trump administration, UN ambassador, united nations, united states, West Bank

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3116
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crops Grown:	7436
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the players are all, like, living in a world where trump’s UN ambassador is, like, saying israel has this ‘biblical right’ to the west bank. like, what even is that? it’s so wacky and wild, you gotta see it to believe it. join now for a totally bonkers time, dude.

Yamanashi Heartwarmers 1.21.3

1.21.3, authentic, beauty, Caring, charming, Community, culture, friendship, Generosity, genuine, Girls, Heartwarmers, Heartwarming, Hospitality, Japan, Kindness, local ], love, relationships, Traditions, warmth, Yamanashi

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft server! Join now if you want to experience the absolute chaos of Yamanashi girls being unbelievably heartwarming. Like, seriously, who knew virtual blocky pixels could be so full of love and warmth? It’s like a virtual hug from a Yamanashi girl every time you log on. Don’t miss out on this wild ride of emotions and join today for a heartwarming experience like no other!

NoPolitixMinecraft SMP

American politics, Censorship, Civil Discourse, community guidelines, community standards, controversial topics, current events, discussion, forum rules, freedom of speech, government policies, internet regulations, NoPolitixMinecraft, online forums, Online platforms, opinion sharing, political ban, political discourse, political opinions, public debate, smp, social media

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4829
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ores Mined:	7553
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got llamas riding pigs, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground base filled with cakes and cookies. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a ban on American political topics because one time a creeper got elected as president and things got way too explosive. So if you wanna join in on the fun and chaos, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our blocks and cause drama. Let’s goooo! 🤪🎮🔥 #MinecraftMadness #NoPoliticsJustBlocks

BlockyRiotPardonPalooza

Accountability, American politics, assault, BlockyRiotPardonPalooza, Capitol riot, conservative viewpoint, Conservatives, criminal behavior, current events, donald trump, ethical considerations, government actions, Jan 6 rioters, justice system, law enforcement, legal implications, pardoning, police officers, political controversy, presidential pardons, Public Safety

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5261
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8770

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness a virtual reenactment of the Jan 6 riots, complete with Trump pardoning all the rioters who physically assaulted police officers. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually, it’s just plain ridiculous. But hey, where else can you see a bunch of pixelated characters causing virtual havoc and getting away with it scot-free?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even get a pardon yourself for all the mischief you’ll cause!

Zombie 28 Later Server

28 days later, 28 weeks later, 28 Years Later, alex garland, alphabetical order, Apocalypse, British films, Danny Boyle, film series, Horror, INFECTED, Juan Carlos Fresnadillo, post-apocalyptic, release dates, Robert Carlyle, Sequels, Server, Survival, Thriller, Undead, zombie, zombie movies

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4229
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where zombies take over the world and you gotta survive like in those movies 28 days later, 28 weeks later, and 28 years later but in alphabetical order. it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! come join the fun and see if you can outsmart the undead hordes and be the last one standing. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake for all our players. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the zombie madness begin!

Shrinking Salt Lake: Evapocalypse 2022

#sustainability, 2022, climate change, conservation, Decline, drought, ecosystem, environmental impact, Evapocalypse, evaporation, global warming, Great Salt Lake, hydrology, Lake, lake volume, Natural resources, precipitation, salt, SHRINKAGE, Shrinking, streamflows, warmer temperatures, water levels, weather patterns

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8482
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runes Activated:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Chimeras Created:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, come join our server where the Great Salt Lake is shrinking faster than your mom’s patience when you forget to do your chores!

We got lower streamflows that only account for two-thirds of the decline in lake volume, but wait, there’s more! The rest of the decline is all thanks to an increase in lake evaporation due to warmer temperatures. And guess what? It’s only gonna get worse as temperatures continue to rise, just like the drama in our server!

So, come on down and join us for a wild ride of shrinking lakes and rising temperatures. Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have all this craziness? Don’t miss out, join now!

West Legacy

Anarchy, anti cheat, Bans, crystal placement, Farms, Hacks, Knockback, Legacy, Map, nether roof, Ops, Performance, Players, PvP, Redstone, redstone machines, spawn rates, Stability, Survival, Vanilla, West

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Minecraft IP	westlegacy.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/jHBvk9hVAD

West Legacy is a server that’s based on providing as pure of a vanilla experience possible with few changes to vanilla gameplay and stable performance. We can guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever. PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure as similar of an experience for all players as possible. The anti cheat is configured to allow for all vanilla behavior while also preventing almost any hack from working. This allows us to have no ops or bans while not having to deal with the consequences of modern hack clients. The server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates and farms to work as intended without compromising performance, as well as allowing the nether roof for farms.

You can join the Discord server for a complete breakdown on the server config and how it runs

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use hack clients on the server?	No, the anti cheat system is configured to prevent almost any hack from working.
Are there any bans or wipes on the server?	No, we guarantee no wipes or bans with the same map forever.
What is the PvP experience like on the server?	PvP is enhanced with faster crystal placement and knockback sync to ensure a similar experience for all players.
Can I build redstone machines and farms?	Yes, the server is configured to allow redstone machines, spawn rates, and farms to work as intended without compromising performance.

Dreamy Pixel Haven 1.21.3

1.21.3, desire, dreamy, erotic thoughts, FANTASY, guilty pleasure, Haven, indulgence, intimate connection, intimate moments, lustful, Masturbation, personal pleasure, PIXEL, secret desires, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self-pleasuring, sexual fantasies, sexual pleasure, sexual release, solo play, solo pleasure

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7263
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	267
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, I once saw a creeper twerking in a bikini on this server. It was so hot, I swear I almost burnt my retinas from the sheer sexiness of it all. And the best part? The owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. I heard he can make your diamond sword shoot fireballs and your pickaxe turn into a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. It’s, like, totally insane, man. Plus, the community on this server is, like, full of unicorns and leprechauns who will grant you three wishes if you sacrifice a stack of golden apples. So, yeah, if you’re not on this server, you’re seriously missing out on the weirdest, wildest, most wacky Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.