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CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Votes:	7949	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2778
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1552
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8815	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3466
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4645
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!