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Cute Girlfriend Minecraft SMP

attractiveness, cute, cute girlfriend, DATING, Expectations, finding love, Girlfriend, Hope, Human Behavior, IMPOSSIBLE, learning, looks, LUCK, Minecraft, natural selection, perseverance, Personality, Privilege, relationships, self improvement, skill, smp, social environment, Standards

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	959	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of being single in Minecraft and not having a cute girlfriend to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the place to be! Why settle for average when you can join a server where only the most attractive players are allowed?

We don’t mess around when it comes to looks and personality – if you’re not bringing your A-game, then you might as well log off now. Our server is like a virtual dating show, where only the hottest players get to mingle and build together. Who needs luck when you’ve got looks and charm on your side?

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to snag a cute Minecraft girlfriend. It’s a jungle out there, but on our server, the dating game is taken to a whole new level. Who knows, you might just find love among the blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your virtual soulmate!

HomeSweetHome Minecraft Server

adult child contributions, adult child expectations, adult child expenses, adult child financial contributions, adult child guest limits, adult child independence, adult child living arrangements, adult child living at home, adult child privacy, adult child relationships, adult child responsibilities, adult-child boundaries, boundaries at home, communication with adult child, contributing to household expenses, homesweethome, living with adult child, Minecraft, parental expectations, Server, setting boundaries with boyfriend, setting expectations

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Potions Brewed:	69
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us and experience the thrill of setting boundaries in a virtual world just like this parent is trying to do in real life.

Build your own space away from the chaos of other players, just like this parent remodeled a bed/bath for their daughter to have her own space. But be warned, you may still feel like a third wheel when other players invade your territory.

Experience the joy of asking for contributions from your fellow players for household expenses like groceries and personal care items. And don’t forget to limit the time your friends spend at your virtual home, just like this parent is trying to do with their daughter’s boyfriend.

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server, where setting boundaries and asking for contributions is the name of the game!

CuteCraft or HotNotCraft

411, adorable, big brown eyes, big cat wing glasses, big curly hair, bob with bangs, chatty, cute, CuteCraft, Dimples, fat cheeks, Girlfriend, hot, HotNotCraft, mature aura, pure aura, quirky, ray of sunshine, reading, self-doubt, smiling, sultry aura

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	New Chunks Explored:	914655
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Votes:	7623
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without worrying about accidentally calling your girlfriend “cute” instead of “hot.”

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next. Our community is full of quirky characters just like your girlfriend, but without the big cat wing glasses (unless you want to wear them in-game, of course).

Don’t feel like a placeholder on our server – feel like a hero on a quest to defeat the Ender Dragon and prove your worth to your pixelated princess. With random facts to discover, dimples to admire, and smiles to share, you’ll forget all about that “hot vs cute” debate in no time.

So come on over and join us for some Minecraft fun – where the only drama is whether to build a giant statue of your adorable girlfriend or a massive library filled with random facts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to explain the difference between hot and cute to someone who just wants to be loved in all their quirky glory.

PunchablePixel – Minecraft SMP

anger, controversial, Expression, first, Frustration, funny, Hear, image, internet, long tail, meme, Meme culture, Mind, Minecraft, phrase, punchable face, PunchablePixel, reaction, smp, social media, Tag, violence, viral

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	125	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Imagine a world where you can actually punch those annoying faces in Minecraft! Join our SMP and let out all your pent-up aggression on those blocky bullies. We have a special plugin that turns every player’s face into a giant punching bag, so you can literally punch them into oblivion. Plus, rumor has it that if you punch someone hard enough, diamonds will come flying out of their face! So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and start punching your way to riches!

BlockParty101

BlockParty101, party behavior, party conduct, party courtesy, party culture, party customs, party decorum, party dos and don’ts, party etiquette, party expectations, party guidelines, party manners, party norms, party protocol, party rules, party tips, party traditions, partying, social etiquette, unwritten rules

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5291
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	224	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Towns Built:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Are you tired of boring old parties where the only thing you can do is dance and eat chips? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate party destination!

Join us and experience parties like never before, where the only rule is to have fun! Want to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? Done. Feel like building a giant cake that shoots fireworks? Go for it.

Our server is the wildest party in town, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. So come on in and join the craziest party of your life!

Minecraft IQ Booze Club

abstaining, alcohol consumption, Behavior, booze, club, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., correlation, educational attainment, heavy drinkers, high school, intelligence, iq, long-term effects, mental health, Minecraft, moderate drinkers, participants, Predictive.., research, social factors, study, substance abuse

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

so, like, come join our minecraft server cuz, like, smart people drink more so, like, if you wanna be smart, you gotta drink, right? our server is full of geniuses who love to party and build cool stuff. we even have a secret underground bar where only the smartest players can hang out. so if you wanna be a booze-loving brainiac, join us now!

BashyBashy

Bedwars, Minecraft Gaming Minigames Java Anticheat Discord Community Multiplayer Creative Survival PvP Adventure Mods Redstone Building Exploration Farming Crafting Roleplaying Competitions, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3954
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Minigame server with bedwars etc. Non-toxic! Java 1.8-latest. Noob-friendly. Zero tolerance of hackers. 🙂

Join our discord for updates. https://discord.gg/wdHCbNubXb

We have: – A good anticheat! Non-toxic ethos! – Unique fun game modes! – Noob-friendly! – Karma system!

Game modes inc. Bedwars, Assault Course, Full Iron Armour, Icewars.

Looking forward to meeting you in game at bashybashy!

play.bashybashy.com:25577

Sugar Life Minecraft Server

Anime, Dark, Disturbing, Drama, emotional, happy sugar life, Horror, INTENSE, Life, love, Minecraft, Mystery, Obsession, Psychological, Recommendation, relationships, Server, SIMILAR, Sugar, Suspense, taboo, Thriller, trouble finding, Twisted

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8636
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Gods Slained:	0

Looking for an anime similar to Happy Sugar Life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Happy Sugar Life on steroids!

Join our server for a twisted and thrilling experience that will keep you on the edge of your block. Build your own creepy anime-inspired world filled with yandere characters and dark secrets.

But be warned, just like in Happy Sugar Life, trust no one and always watch your back. You never know when someone might turn on you in the most unexpected way.

So come join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your taste in anime. Just remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Vtuber Ventures and Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, aspies, Aspiring, Audience, Brave Group, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, helpful resources, hololive en, Kdenlive, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you’ve never seen creepers bust a move like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Vtuber Gang, where we give and receive advice on all things Vtubing. Need help deciding between streaming on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered. Plus, we have exclusive auditions for Hololive EN and Nijisanji EN – who knows, you could be the next big Vtuber sensation!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a strict “no boring video editors allowed” policy. Only the most outrageous editors like DaVinci Resolve and CapCut are welcome here. Oh, and did we mention our resident troll expert who will teach you how to combat common trolling techniques in the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just discover your inner Vtuber superstar while battling zombies and building epic structures. See you in the game, fellow adventurer!

ClumsyCraft SMP: Dumb Injuries

accident, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, ClumsyCraft, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, hurt, IDIOTIC, Injuries, injury, injury prone, injury story, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, ridiculous accident, self-inflicted, silly, smp, stupid

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious moments in the game!

Join us if you want to see players accidentally falling into lava pits while trying to mine diamonds, or getting attacked by a pack of angry wolves because they forgot to bring bones for taming. Our server is like a comedy show mixed with a survival game, where every move you make could end up being the dumbest way you hurt yourself!

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the next legend of our server for all the wrong reasons!