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BlockAddicts Minecraft Server

BlockAddicts, can’t abandon, can’t do without, can’t let go, can’t live without, can’t part with, can’t resist, crucial items, essential belongings, essential commodities, essential items, indispensable objects, indispensable things, irreplaceable things, Minecraft, must haves, must-have possessions, must-keeps, necessary items, non-negotiables, Server, something you can’t give up, vital possessions

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

What is something you can’t give up? If your answer is Minecraft, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless diamonds waiting to be mined. Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking sheep who will guide you through a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a professional cheese thief. But beware, there are also mischievous creepers who love to photobomb your selfies and steal your favorite pickaxe. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

NoFameForThem

Backlash, Celebrity, controversial, criticism, Fame, famous person, media attention, NoFameForThem, not worthy, overexposed, overhyped, Overrated, public figure, scrutiny, spotlight, Underappreciated, underwhelming, undeserved recognition, undeserving, unearned

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Mines Excavated:	2425
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out which famous person doesn’t deserve all the fame! We have a special mini-game where you can battle it out with other players to decide once and for all who is the most overrated celebrity. Will it be Justin Bieber or Kim Kardashian? Only the blocks will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless feathered fighters who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and take on the evil Sheep Mafia in an epic showdown that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about fame and fortune. Plus, we have free cake. Lots and lots of cake.

FruitNinjaCraft

CASUALTIES, deadly fruit, Food Safety, foreign occupation, FruitNinjaCraft, investigation, kills, Military, military base, mysterious deaths, occupied Mariupol, Poisoned fruit, Poisoning, Russian soldiers, soldiers, toxic food, toxic substances, Tragedy, tragic incident, ukraine conflict, WARFARE

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
New Chunks Explored:	701081	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

hey u, yes u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild stories? well, do i have a server for u! come join us on this epic server where u can battle russian soldiers in mariupol with poisoned fruit! yes, u heard me right, poisoned fruit! watch as those soldiers drop like flies while u laugh maniacally. but that’s not all, oh no. we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure and monsters that will make ur heart race. so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

SonOfABlock

animal, Bark, canine, dog behavior, dog breed, dog care, Dog lover, dog owner, dog parent, dog training, doggy, doggy daycare, doggy style, four-legged friend, loyal companion., male dog, man’s best friend, pet, puppy, son of a bitch, SonOfABlock

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Farms Harvested:	910	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.

DxD Highschool Minecraft Server

Akeno Himejima, Angels, Anime, Asia Argento, Demons, DxD, ecchi, fanservice, FANTASY, harem, high school, Highschool, highschool dxd, Irina Shidou, Issei Hyoudou, japanese animation, Koneko Toujou, light novel adaptation, Minecraft, Rias Gremory, Server, sexy girls, Supernatural, Xenovia Quarta

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is home to the two hottest DxD girls in all of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to meet these pixelated babes and embark on wild quests and adventures with them by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who only appears at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. If you can out-dance the creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball to show off to all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the depths of our server’s secret dungeon, where legendary treasures and powerful artifacts await. But beware, for the dungeon is guarded by a fierce dragon who only speaks in Shakespearean insults.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your dancing shoes and a sense of humor.

WebDev2024’s Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Average, career, coding, Development, Digital, discussion, Future, Industry, innovation, Job, Minecraft, predictions, programming, Server, Skills, software, Technology, Thoughts, trends, web developer, WebDev2024s

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a web developer stumbled upon our server and was so blown away by the amazing builds and crazy adventures that they literally transformed into a Minecraft character in real life! That’s right, they now walk around with a pickaxe and a diamond helmet, coding websites like a boss in the virtual world. If you want to experience the same level of mind-blowing awesomeness, then join our server today and who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft legend too!

WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild

body acceptance, body image, body positivity, body shaming, family dynamics, PCOS, photo editing, self esteem, sibling relationships, Venmo request, Wedding, wedding costs, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding guests, wedding party dynamics, wedding photography, WeddingPhotoDebtGoneWild, weight struggles

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of being photoshopped out of family photos because you’re not tall, thin, and blonde like everyone else? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We welcome all shapes, sizes, and colors – even watermelon-sized tumor survivors! Join us for a fun and inclusive gaming experience where you can be yourself without fear of being edited out. Plus, our server is so epic that even triathlon champions want to join – they can’t resist the allure of our pixelated paradise. So come on over and let your jowls hang loose, we promise not to edit them out!

RegretCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, biggest regrets, Decisions, experiences, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from the past, lessons learned, letting go, life choices, looking back, Minecraft, missed opportunities, moving forward, moving on, past mistakes, personal growth, RegretCraft, regrets, self improvement, self reflection, Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	New Chunks Explored:	480903
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you still crying over that time you accidentally killed your favorite Minecraft pet pig? Well, wipe those tears away and join our server, where we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that heartbreak again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all your beloved animals safe from harm. So come on over and build a farm full of invincible pigs, because who needs regrets when you have immortal livestock?

BoomerBlockerCraft

Ancient, antiquated, barbed comments, biting insults, BoomerBlockerCraft, cutting remarks, derogatory language, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful language, double, insult, offensive, Old fashioned, old school, phrases, Retro, snide remarks, Throwback, Traditional, vintage, vintage slang

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Villages Defended:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old insults? Well, look no further because our server is serving up some seriously savage old school phrases that will leave your opponents crying in their pixelated boots! Join us and unleash insults like “Your build is so ugly, it looks like it was made by a creeper with no arms!” or “You mine like a noob with a wooden pickaxe!” Trust us, you’ll be rolling on the floor laughing while your enemies rage quit in shame. So come on, join us and let the insults fly!

HackersRUs Minecraft Server

#cyberattacks, arrested, computer security, criminal activity, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital warfare, Espionage, hackers, HackersRUs, HACKING, international crime, law enforcement, Minecraft, pro-Russian, Russian hackers, Server, spain, Technology

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	1923	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	122	Star Shards Collected:	263
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Falling into the Void:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2

so, liek, u know how in minecraft u gotta protect ur stuff from hackers and stuff? well, dis server is da bomb cuz we got THREE ‘pro-Russian’ hackers arrested in Spain so u know ur stuff is safe here. join now and u won’t have to worry bout no hackers tryna mess with ur builds. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds for u to find. come join da fun and be part of our crazy hacker-free community!