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| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2863 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 232 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and repetitive gameplay? Well, look no further! On our server, you can witness the drama unfold as one player’s neighbor accuses them of trying to give her scabies through squirrel mange. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated animals!
But wait, there’s more! Join us as we feed squirrels coconut oil and coconut chunks to help them regrow their hair. Who knew that virtual squirrel grooming could be so entertaining? Plus, our landlord couldn’t care less about your animal-watching antics, so you’re free to let your wildlife-loving flag fly high!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even spot a squirrel with a coconut oil-infused mane! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
