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CringeCraft SMP

awkward, cringe, cringe attack, cringe compilation, cringe factor, cringe fest, cringe reaction, cringe reflex, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, CringeCraft, cringeworthy, cringeworthy moments, disgust, EMBARRASSING, Repulsive, revulsion, shudder, smp, squirm, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unpleasant

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	4870	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! Join us if you want to cringe so hard that your face gets stuck in a permanent cringe position. We have cringe-worthy builds, cringe-inducing challenges, and cringe-tastic events that will make you question your life choices. So if you’re ready to embrace the cringe and laugh until you cry, join our server now!

LongCovidCraft – Survive the Symptoms!

Chronic illness, Covid-19, FATIGUE, Healthcare, healthcare system, Lancet review, long covid, long haulers, long-term effects, LongCovidCraft, Medical research, pandemic, persistent symptoms, post-viral syndrome, public health, Recovery, research, respiratory, SURVIVE, Symptoms, treatments, uk

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2678	Ores Mined:	7870
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

so like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can escape from the real world and dive into a land of blocks and mobs and all that jazz? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread!

imagine this, you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs. yeah, that’s right, FLYING PIGS! and guess what? you can ride them and soar through the sky like a majestic bacon-loving superhero.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats? yeah, it’s lit AF. you gotta see it to believe it.

but wait, there’s more! we have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power and makes you the ruler of the server. trust me, it’s worth the grind.

so what are you waiting for? join now and let the insanity begin! who needs reality when you have a world of pixelated wonders waiting for you?

Incel-free Minecraft Server

banned, banned for being p3do, expressed feelings, incel forums, IncelFree, Minecraft, never posted CP, nowhere to interact, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	192	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Are you tired of being unfairly banned from incel forums for ridiculous reasons? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can express your feelings without fear of being kicked out for being a “p3do” (whatever that means).

Our server is a safe space for all misunderstood individuals who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we host exclusive parties with virtual snacks and pixelated fireworks.

So come on down and join us, because who needs incel forums when you can have a blocky paradise to call home? Let’s craft away those bans and build a new community together!

Minecraft SMP: DutchRetardDetourLmao

athletes, blunder, Champions, Competition, Dutch, DutchRetardDetourLmao, EMBARRASSING, funny, gold medal, hilarious, humor, LAUGHING, Lost, medalists, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, navigation, retards, smp, sports, wrong turn, wrong way

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Towns Built:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Emeralds Found:	9660	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster designed by a drunk llama! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera starring chickens and pigs, and more chaos than a creeper convention in a TNT factory.

You won’t just be building houses and mining for diamonds here, oh no. We’ve got secret treasure hunts that lead to chests full of enchanted golden carrots, and epic PvP battles that make the Hunger Games look like a friendly game of tag.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just remember that two Dutch idiots once got lost and ended up losing their gold medal. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server? So come join us for a Minecraft experience you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, who knows).

CelebPlasticSurgMystery – Minecraft SMP

beauty enhancements, Before and after, CelebPlasticSurgMystery, Celebrity, celebrity beauty, celebrity secrets, celebrity transformations, cosmetic procedures, Enhanced Features, flawless results, Hollywood, Minecraft, natural look, plastic surgery, seamless results, smp, subtle changes, subtle enhancements, successful surgeries, Transformations, undetectable procedures, unnoticeable changes, UNNOTICED

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to see plastic surgery so good, even celebrities are jealous! Our server is filled with players who have transformed their blocky avatars into stunning masterpieces with the help of virtual plastic surgeons. You won’t even recognize your fellow players after they’ve had their pixelated facelifts! So come join us and witness the magic of Minecraft plastic surgery – you’ll be amazed at the results!

TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1753	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Potions Brewed:	41
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Meteorites Collected:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Villages Defended:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Divine Spears Created:	25
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

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play.minemodulate.com

👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!