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ZionCraft: Witch Hunt Edition

activism, anti-semitism, campus occupation, Chile, controversy, discrimination, Edition, education, faculty members, HUMAN RIGHTS, hunt, Israel, Middle East conflict, palestine, political tension, Pro-palestinian, protest, social justice, solidarity, student activism, witch, Witch hunt, ZioNCraft, Zionist faculty

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6630
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we hunt for zionist faculty like it’s a game of hide and seek but with a twist!

we have crazy chilean witches casting spells and turning the campus into a magical battlefield. you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next!

but don’t worry, we’ve got pro-palestinian warriors ready to defend the campus and fight for justice. it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in minecraft form!

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a chilean campus occupation, then join us now! who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world we’ve created.

BabyAnimalSquad

adoration, animalistic, Animals, babies, BabyAnimalSquad, Behavior, childishness, comparison, dislike, Human Behavior, Human nature, Innocence, innocence lost, Maturity, people, Perception, societal expectations, societal judgment, societal norms, societal standards, societal values

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	149	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	304	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where EVERYONE acts like animals and babies! Like, you can be a cute little piggy or a silly little chicken running around causing chaos. And, like, if you act like a baby, you get special powers or something. It’s like a crazy zoo mixed with a daycare center, but in Minecraft! Join now for a wild and wacky time!

Fairy Tail Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, Air, boss fights, class caster magics, Factions, Fairy Tail, Fire, Ice, Lightning, Magic, MCMMO, minecraft server, Natsu Dragneel, Nature, PvE, PvP, sand, Shadow, Survival, Vanilla, Water, Wendy Marvell

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	8	Animals Bred:	114
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Join us in this Fairy Tail anime inspired Minecraft server where magic, survival, adventure, pvp, pve, boss fights, are available to all players to enjoy! We have tons of class caster magics, such as Fire, Water, Nature, Ice, Sand, Air, Shadow, Lightning. We also have magics from your favorite cast such as Natsu Dragneel, Wendy Marvell, and more.

170.205.24.150

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENerated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Server, Squirt Edition, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7421
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	246

Welcome to Squirt Edition, the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server…

Once upon a time, a player joined Squirt Edition and found themselves in a world filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. They stumbled upon a secret controlnet that led them to a realm of endless possibilities. With animations that will make your head spin and samplers that will blow your mind, this player was hooked from the start.

But that’s not all! Our server offers block merging like you’ve never seen before, creating structures that defy the laws of physics. And with ComfyUI and Automatic1111 at your disposal, building and exploring has never been easier.

Looking for some extra spice? How about diving into our collection of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, prompts, and even some…fetish content? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

So what are you waiting for? Join Squirt Edition today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, blocktopia, Book, crime, Crime Scene, detective, detective story, Fiction, gripping tale, intriguing characters, investigation, Minecraft, mysterious plot, Mystery, No. 199085706, novel, page-turner, Server, Suspense, suspenseful mystery, suspenseful read, Thriller, thriller novel

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear party hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance routine!

But that’s not all – we’ve got secret hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots, talking sheep that tell jokes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and why would you? We have unlimited cake!).

So come on down and join the fun – who knows what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

QuestionFire Minecraft Server

customer complaints, customer confrontation, customer interaction, customer service, customer service etiquette, disrespectful behavior., Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate questions, interrupted conversation, lack of manners, Minecraft, QuestionFire, retail employee, retail etiquette, retail experience, retail manager, retail store, retail worker, rude behavior, Server, short blonde haircut, store policy, workplace etiquette

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6596
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Are you tired of being interrupted while trying to speak? Join our Minecraft server where interruptions are not allowed! We promise that no one will cut you off, not once, not twice, but thrice! Our community is filled with players who understand the importance of letting others speak. Plus, we have a special area dedicated to short blonde haircuts – because why not? Join now and experience a world where you can finally say what you want without being interrupted!

4LifetimesIn1Sec

2.25 billion seconds, 4LifetimesIn1Sec, 71.3 years, average human lifespan, collective experience, global awareness, global perspective, human existence, human experience, human lifetimes, human mortality, life expectancy, Longevity, mortality rate, passing time, societal impact, time calculation, time measurement, time passing, time perception, world population

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Divine Spears Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA EXPERIENCE DA EQUIVALENT OF 4 HUMAN LIFETIMES EVERY SECOND!!!

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!!!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND, WHERE EVERY BLOCK YOU BREAK BRINGS YOU CLOSER TO IMMORTALITY!!!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE, WHERE THE SUN RISES IN THE WEST AND SETS IN THE NORTH!!!

JOIN NOW AND BECOME PART OF THE INSANITY!!!

NoviCraftSmp

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mines Excavated:	3750	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Novicraft SMP is a Minecraft server with custom structures and biomes. This server also offers cosmetics such as Dracula, Sakura, Oni, and Dragonstone sets. Its a fun server that players will enjoy, with no lag and a different experience from regular SMPs. You can also participate in various events within the server. Novi SMP is a crossplay/cracked server, meaning its playable with both Bedrock and Java editions.

145.40.117.183:19138

ZynnCraft || Vanilla+ || Factions ||

Ability Items, building, Chill, classic, Constructive environment, creativity, Customitems, Faction, Faction Pvp, faction-based, Factions, Factionspvp, Factionsurvival, interactions, Minecraft, no currency, Nocheat, Nopay2win, Nopaytowin, PvP, strategy, Survival, teamwork, TNT disabled, TNT explosions, Vanilla, Vibrant Community, world border, ZynnCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Mines Excavated:	3594	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to the ZynnCraft Minecraft Server!

Server OverviewWelcome to our Vanilla+ Factions server, where you can experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! Our server focuses on maintaining the classic vanilla like experience while introducing some unique twists to keep the gameplay exciting and engaging.

Key Features

True Vanilla+ Factions: Immerse yourself in a classic faction-based gameplay where teamwork and strategy are key.

TNT Disabled: Building and creativity are prioritized, with TNT explosions turned off to encourage a more constructive environment.

World Border: The world border is initially set at 2000 x 2000 blocks, promoting closer interactions and a vibrant community. As our player base grows, the border will expand to accommodate new players and factions.

Ability Items: Discover and utilize special Ability Items that grant unique abilities such as dashing. These items add an exciting layer to the gameplay, offering strategic advantages and new ways to explore the world.

No Currency: To keep the experience as true to vanilla as possible, we will not be adding a currency plugin. Barter, trade, and loot your way to success!

51.161.118.216:25652

Caledonian SMP: Where the 18+ community gets vanilla with a side of Simple Voice Chat action! 🎮

action, Caledonian, Chat, Cheats, collaboration, Community, Contests, Datapacks, Discordintegration, Dynmap, Events, Greifing, Hacks, java, jei, minimap, Mods, optifine, Raiding, Respect, rules, Semi Vanilla, Side, Simple, smp, Trophy, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	608316	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Caledonian SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/inventora/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Caledonian SMP

We’re a small server that started last week for the 1.21 update and are looking to add some new faces to our group. We are a mostly vanilla SMP featuring a few datapacks as well as Simple Voice Chat, DiscordIntegration, and Dynmap to enhance the experience and encourage collaboration within the community. Additionally we will be running server events and contests with custom trophies rewarded to winners and participants! To see a more in-depth list of server features join our discord!

Rules:

Rule	Description
1	Be a good person. Respect other people and use common sense.
2	No griefing or raiding/stealing of other people’s builds or items.
3	No cheats or hacks. Mods such as optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed.
4	No item duping. TNT duping is allowed, but general item duping is not.
5	Must be 18 or older to join the server.

If any of this sounds interesting to you, join our discord and apply!

FAQ

Q: How do I apply to join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the application instructions provided.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building?

A: As long as you follow the rules and respect other players, you are free to build as you please.

Q: Are there regular server events?

A: Yes, we will be running server events and contests with custom trophies as rewards.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Certain mods like optifine, minimap, and JEI are allowed, but cheats and hacks are not permitted.