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SpongeBobQuotezMC SMP

bikini bottom, cartoon, Character, Childhood, Favorite, funny, Gary the Snail, humor, iconic, jellyfishing, krusty krab, memorable, Nickelodeon, Nostalgia, patrick star, pineapple under the sea, Quote, smp, spongebob, SpongeBobQuotezMC, squidward tentacles, tv show

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you ready, kids? Aye aye, captain! Join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate Bikini Bottom experience! Build your own pineapple house, hunt jellyfish for diamonds, and battle the evil Plankton in epic boss fights. Don’t forget to visit the Krusty Krab for some enchanted Krabby Patties! So come on down to our server and remember, “I’m ready, I’m ready, I’m ready!”

DebtCraft Minecraft Server

$315 trillion, Borrowing, creditors, debt burden, debt crisis, debt holders, debt levels, DebtCraft, DEBTORS, economic stability, financial institutions, financial system, global debt, global economy, global financial market, government debt, interest rates, Lending, Minecraft, national debt, OWE, Repayment, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being in debt in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house! With a global debt of $315 trillion, who do we owe to? Probably Herobrine, that sneaky guy always causing chaos in the economy. Join us and help pay off the debt by mining diamonds and trading with villagers. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the richest player on the server and finally pay off that pesky debt!

InternetEraMC SMP

advancement, Batman, Communication, connectivity, cyber, digital age, digital revolution, Evolution, Future, INFORMATION, innovation, internet era, InternetEraMC, modern society, never again, ONLINE, progress, smp, social media, Technology, virtual world, web

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Secret Passages Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6937	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like Batman! That’s right, we have secret underground bases, grappling hooks, and even a Batmobile (okay, it’s just a really fast minecart, but close enough). Join us and never live in this internet era ever again because you’ll be too busy fighting crime and building epic structures with your fellow players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner superhero!

Momzilla Minecraft Server

aita, ALS, Apology, bad mouthing, Civil, couch surfing, cut out, Divorced, Ecstatic, Father, messy divorce, Military, Minecraft, Momzilla, Mother, Proposal, Rebuild, relationship, Rocky, Server, speak at wedding, special day, Successful, Wedding, well off

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8852
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the crazy family dynamics in this story.

Looking for a server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and maybe even settle some family disputes (in-game, of course).

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream wedding venue on 4/20 (yes, we planned it that way) while dealing with parents who just can’t seem to get along. Will you be able to keep the peace or will you have to kick them out of the virtual wedding ceremony? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and let’s make some memories that are just as wild and unpredictable as this Reddit post. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose between your mom and dad in a virtual showdown. It’s all in good fun, right? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ExHusbandCraft: Pay4Daughter’sTests

children, co-pays, Consultation, credit card, daughter’s health, Divorce, eating habits, Endometriosis, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, FATIGUE, financial plan, Hashimoto’s Disease, Headaches, health issues, Illness, internet fear mongering, involvement, medical expenses, Nausea, Pay4DaughtersTests, specialists, Testing

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5528
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Mines Excavated:	4733	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-husbands who think they know everything about their daughter’s health? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with medical mysteries, outrageous diagnoses, and ex-husband drama that will make your head spin!

On our server, you’ll embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind your daughter’s mysterious health issues. From vague symptoms to shocking diagnoses, you’ll navigate the world of healthcare like never before. And don’t worry about those pesky medical expenses – we’ve got you covered with our 60/40 split policy (with a twist)!

But that’s not all – join now and you’ll also get to experience the thrill of standing up to your ex-husband and proving him wrong once and for all. Watch as he tries to blame your daughter’s health on her eating habits, only to be shut down by the power of modern medicine.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a journey full of twists, turns, and medical miracles. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic?

AgeCraft SMP: Wrinkles & Wisdom

AgeCraft, aging, alcohol consumption, collagen depletion, dark circles, diet, environmental factors, Fine Lines, genetics, grey hair, hydration, lack of exercise, lifestyle choices, long-term sun exposure, sagging skin, Skincare Routine, sleep habits, smoking, smp, stress levels, sun damage, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Are you tired of looking like a Minecraft boomer? Join our SMP where the Fountain of Youth is real and will make you look younger with every block you mine! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon uses anti-aging cream to stay looking fresh. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn back the clock and become the hottest block in town!

OverheardCraft

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, funny, gossip, odd, off the wall, offbeat, outlandish, Overheard, OverheardCraft, peculiar, quirky, Random, strange, surreptitious, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Have you ever overheard a chicken plotting world domination with a group of creepers? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall out of your minecart. From building giant statues of llamas to staging epic battles between villagers and zombies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is our Minecraft world!

CraftyUkrainians

CraftyUkrainians, economic assistance, economic development, economic growth, economic recovery, economic stability, financial aid, financial assistance, financial support, foreign relations, funding, G7, global economy, government support, international aid, International cooperation, Investment, monetary assistance, political negotiations, Ukraine, US$50 billion

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	262
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we aim to receive US$50 billion from G7 without any conditions or purpose!! why? because we are just that awesome and we deserve it!! imagine all the diamonds and gold you can get on our server with that kind of cash flow. build the biggest, baddest castle ever seen in minecraft history and rule over all the other players with your riches. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that is making international headlines for its outrageous goals? join now and be a part of the madness!

ViralTNTCraft: PARIS Immunity

antiviral immunity, antiviral response, Function, host defense, immune function, immune response, immune system, immune system regulation, immunity, Mechanism, Molecular biology, new discovery, Paris, research, RNA molecules, viral defense, viral infections, viral replication, viral RNA, viral tRNA, ViralTNTCraft, virology

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret of PARIS antiviral immunity system! we have viral tRNA molecules running wild and causing chaos in the virtual world! fight off viruses with your pickaxe and build your own immune system fortress to protect yourself! join now for a chance to become the ultimate virus-fighting warrior and save the minecraft world from destruction! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your sword and get ready for some crazy battles!

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, agdg demo day, AGDG resources, aggydoggy edition, amateur game development, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, game design, game dev community, game development, game development resources, game development tools, helpful links, How to WebM, indie games, marmoreal, Minecraft, obsproject, Server, steam games, WebM converter, webmcam

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ores Mined:	8337	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure Marmoreal and the creepers wear top hats! Join us for Demo Days, where we showcase the latest creations from our community of mad geniuses.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Aggydoggy, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it in the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it, if you offer it a diamond block, it will lead you to a secret realm filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with magic, mystery, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HousePartyHavoc Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Boundaries, Communication, consent, couple, Decision making, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Fun, House Party, HousePartyHavoc, Intimacy, Invitation, Minecraft, offer, Open-mindedness, opportunity, Party, sexual encounter, sexual proposition, smp, social situation, Threesome

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Towns Built:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

> You’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the server when suddenly a group of creepers start dancing around you, demanding you join their creeper cult. Do you accept their explosive invitation?

> You stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, who claim to be the elite llama mafia of the server. Will you join their fancy ranks or risk facing their llama wrath?

> A mysterious player named “Steve” challenges you to a build battle, but little do you know, Steve is actually a sentient block of dirt with a vendetta against all players who dare to underestimate the power of dirt. Will you emerge victorious or be buried in a pile of dirt blocks?

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters, bizarre quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what insanity awaits you in this server?