Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!
Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dating someone with a significant age gap in Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper who’s way older or younger than you!
But beware, things can get pretty crazy on our server. One time, a player built a giant statue of their Minecraft crush out of diamonds, only for it to come to life and start wreaking havoc on the server. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and unpredictable as your love life, come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen. Love is in the air, along with a healthy dose of TNT explosions.
also, did u know that playing on our server can actually make u better at minecraft? yeah, it’s true! we’ve had players who couldn’t even build a dirt hut when they started, but now they’re like, master builders or something. it’s crazy!
oh, and get this – on our server, if u find a diamond, a real diamond will magically appear in ur inventory! i know, it sounds impossible, but trust me, it’s totally true. so come join us and start mining for those diamonds!
and last but not least, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server. yeah, that’s right, the legendary herobrine! so if u wanna challenge him to a duel or something, u better join our server ASAP. trust me, u won’t regret it!
| Server Owners | 1aiden2 and IAmSpade |
|---|---|
| Latest Update | 1.18.2 |
| Discord Link | https://discord.gg/cSDXpeBr |
Yes, you can join the server with any Minecraft version, but the server’s latest update is 1.18.2.
The server features a 60 million block world border.
Yes, the first 10,000 blocks are vanilla terrain, but after that, it is generated by terralith and tectonic, adding an interesting twist to the world.
No, the server has never been wiped, and there are no plans to do so in the future. It is a long-term server.
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But wait, there’s more! Our game features adaptive weather systems, because who doesn’t love a good thunderstorm while trying to build a house? And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics – we’ve got a free-to-play model with all the microtransactions your heart desires. Want a sparkly unicorn skin for your character? We’ve got you covered.
Join us on the Lottie server (NA East) and prepare for the wildest adventures of your Minecraft life. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next? Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll accidentally turn into a chicken during a boss fight. The possibilities are endless!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!
We promise that no one will complain about you getting virtual money for ice cream, and you won’t have to deal with any siblings giving away diamonds to their exes. Our server is drama-free, unlike the real world where parents threaten legal action over loans.
Join us now and let’s build a world where the only tension is from creeper explosions and not family disputes. Who needs real-life problems when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Don’t let your siblings waste your virtual money on substances, come play with us instead!