squidthecynic – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land: ‘Is this the best we can do?’
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hiding in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted toilet that spits out golden nuggets instead of poop.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Xenon SMP: Where chaos meets creepers and your diamonds disappear in seconds! Join us for Season 2!

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Xenon SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Xenon SMP
Server Location	India
Supported Versions	1.17.X-1.20.X
Game Types	[SMP] [Modded] {Semi-Anarchy} {PvP}
Hardware	Processor: AMD Epyc 7763 Ram: 16GB DDR4 Networking: 10 GBPS Administrators & Owners: Alxe & Aparii

FAQ

What is Xenon and why should I pick you guys over the competition?

Xenon is your ultimate destination for a thrilling and immersive SMP experience! With an active staff team dedicated to enhancing your gameplay, Xenon stands out from the competition. Our server boasts a myriad of exciting features designed to keep you engaged and entertained. We are driven by the passion to create a vibrant community where every player feels valued and included.

Why should I choose Xenon over other servers?

We have a vibrant and diverse community; we promote friendliness and will try to help out the community as much as we can. We are also looking for players who are friendly and willing to help out newer members. Additionally, we offer features such as an expanding world border, custom structures, bosses, air drops, player shops, and more!

What are the server specifications?

The server is located in India and supports versions 1.17.X-1.20.X. The game types include [SMP], [Modded], {Semi-Anarchy}, and {PvP}. The hardware includes an AMD Epyc 7763 processor, 16GB DDR4 RAM, and 10 GBPS networking. The administrators & owners of the server are Alxe & Aparii.

Crafty Krauts Invade Tesla: Berlin Block Party
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs and lava surfing skeletons – they’re known to cause a bit of chaos around here.

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Blocky Brothel: Where Creepers Pay for a Good Time
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Are you tired of feeling like you’re just another brick in the wall on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server will make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are!
Join us and experience a world where even the creepers are friendly and the zombies are just misunderstood. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family.
Forget about those other servers where you have to pretend to be someone you’re not just to fit in. Here, we celebrate your uniqueness and embrace your true self.
So come on over and let us show you why our server is the best place to build, mine, and laugh until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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Chunky Monkey VS Hypixel

Active Staff, Community Focused, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Custom Ranks, customizable gameplay, Economy, fun expansions, global server, MCMMO, player interaction, player progression, Player Shops, player-driven economy, Resource Management, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, trading system, unique experience, unique rewards, Vanilla, Wealth accumulation

Hypixel	Chunky Monkey
Large player base	Focus on SMP with survival expansions
Wide variety of mini-games	Global economy system
Regular updates and events	Custom god items
Premium options for enhanced gameplay	Ability to sell almost every item for cash

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games such as Bed Wars, Sky Wars, and Arcade games.
How often does Hypixel update their server?	Hypixel updates their server regularly with new content and events for players to enjoy.
Do I need a premium account to access all features on Hypixel?	Premium options are available for players looking for enhanced gameplay experiences on Hypixel.

Chunky Monkey FAQ

Question	Answer
What sets Chunky Monkey apart from other servers?	Chunky Monkey focuses on survival gameplay with a global economy system and custom god items for players to enjoy.
Can I sell items for cash on Chunky Monkey?	Yes, almost every item can be sold for cash on Chunky Monkey, allowing players to easily convert surplus items into useful currency.
Is there a ranking system on Chunky Monkey?	Chunky Monkey offers a free ranking system available in the shop GUI for players to progress and unlock new features.

Minecraft LOLz – League of Legends Madness
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.
Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! That’s right, on our server, everything is turned upside down for your entertainment.
But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Easy peasy. Or maybe you just want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? We’ve got you covered.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Holy Creepers – Where Jesus takes the wheel and the zombies take a hike!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we worship the almighty Bun Sleep! Join us for some holy fun and games, like battling demons in Ultrakill or exploring the depths of Faith: The Unholy Trinity. We even have a special playlist curated by Angel Hare herself!
But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous lore, insane stories, and even an AI voice that will blow your mind. Plus, don’t miss our movie watch parties where we vote on the most blasphemous films to watch together.
So come on down to our server and join the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself on a quest to uncover the secrets of the /holy/ OC Lore or battling evil in the depths of Blasphemous. See you there, Bun Sleepers!

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✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server
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The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
alleged.mineblaze.xyz

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Decimal SMP: Where you can’t have your cake and eat it too, unless it’s a virtual cake!

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Decimal SMP Minecraft Server

Overview	Decimal SMP is an upcoming and rapidly growing Minecraft community. With over 600 players within the first week of launch, we are eager to welcome more active members to join us!
Discord	discord.gg/decimalsmp

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, anyone is welcome to join Decimal SMP. Simply join our Discord for more information.
What are the rules?	You can find the rules on our Discord server. Make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
Is there a dedicated server port?	Yes, you can find the server port information on our Discord server.

Creepers and Cheaters: The Perfect Woman (Not Really)
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Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Look no further, because on our server, the creepers are too busy dancing to even think about blowing you up! Plus, our villagers are all expert matchmakers and will help you find the perfect player to build a blocky empire with. Join now and find out if she really is the perfect woman…or just a really good builder!

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