SquidSMP
A chill SMP with:
- 💎 Crystal PvP
- ❤️ Heart stealing
- ⚔️ 1v1 Duels
Win fights, earn shards, and climb to the top. No handouts, just skill!
Join the SquidSMP NOW!
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SquidSMP: Chill PvP Duel Fun
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Blocky Love Triangle
Welcome to our Minecraft server where we play a game of “rape marry kill” with mobs! Will you choose to marry a cute little sheep, kill a pesky creeper, or…wait, what was the first option again? Join us for some twisted fun and see who comes out on top in this wacky game of survival!But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks commands to his loyal subjects. Will you pledge your allegiance to this feathered monarch or will you rebel and start a revolution of pigs?
And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underground disco where the zombies have some killer dance moves and the skeletons can’t stop grooving to the beat. Who knew the undead had such good rhythm?
So come on down to our Minecraft server for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance with a blocky pig. You never know what you’ll find in this crazy world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!
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Daddy’s Daycare: Where parenting takes a hilarious turn!
Are you tired of spending all your time, money, and energy on your kids in Minecraft? Well, it’s time to let them spread their virtual wings and fly solo on our server! Join now and watch as your little blocky offspring embark on epic adventures without you. Who knows, they might even become the next Minecraft Steve! So say goodbye to parenting in-game and hello to freedom for both you and your virtual children. Join now and witness the ultimate virtual emancipation!
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Creepin’ It Real Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can peacefully build and mine without any chaos? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve let you live long enough!Join us for a wild ride where mobs are constantly hunting you down, creepers explode on sight, and the only way to survive is by crafting the most epic weapons and armor.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on all players. Will you be the one to win her heart and become the ruler of the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world where we’ve let you live long enough!
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ColumbiaCraft: Where Ivy Leaguers Mine & Build Better Than You
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids from Columbia University hang out and get their Minecraft fix!Join us and you’ll be building epic structures like the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks, riding around on flying pigs, and battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
Our server is so lit that even the professors at Columbia are ditching their lectures to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that one time, the Dean of the School of Engineering built a working rocket ship that actually flew to the moon in Minecraft.
So if you want to be part of the most epic Minecraft community around and learn the secret to how Columbia students got so based, then join our server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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Crafty Cave Dwellers: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness!
Are you tired of the real world and just want to hole up in your room forever? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and spend your days crafting music for the one and only Miku. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest dreams in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Miku herself might make an appearance on the server if she likes your tunes. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to reality and hello to endless musical possibilities on our server!
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BroCraft: The Mystery of Steve’s Shenanigans
confusion 2. Why did he do it bros, Conflict, inner conflict 19. Why did he do it bros, investigation, consequences
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity!Picture this: a group of chickens riding pigs into battle against an army of evil llamas. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.
We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant flying squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to be your BFF.
But the real reason you should join our server? Because one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing the Macarena. True story.
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Why did he do it bros? Because he couldn’t resist the lure of our crazy Minecraft world.
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EvilCraft: Where Nature vs. Nurture Gets Blown Up!
Are you tired of pondering life’s biggest questions like “Are people born evil or is it their environment and upbringing that make them evil?” Well, stop thinking so hard and join our Minecraft server instead! We have a theory that all evil comes from not having enough diamonds in your inventory. So come join us and mine to your heart’s content to rid yourself of any evil tendencies. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers trying to ruin your day. So why waste time debating deep philosophical questions when you could be building a giant potato statue instead? Join us now and let the diamond mining therapy begin!
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PW Prison Breakout: Escape the Banhammer!
So, you’ve been banned from the Pixel Warriors server for 3 days? No worries, come join our Minecraft server where we embrace all the banned rebels! We’ve got a secret underground base where banned players can roam free and cause chaos. We’ve got a special plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that gives you the power to ban the admins! So come join us, where the banned are the true rulers of the land!
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OrcaCraft: Where Even Orcas Can’t Resist Being Jerks!
Are you tired of Orcas being the biggest jerks in the ocean? Well, come join our Minecraft server where Orcas are banned and dolphins rule the seas! Our underwater kingdom is filled with rainbow-colored fish, talking squids, and even a secret society of mermaids who throw the best underwater raves.But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a giant rainbow slide that takes you straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of cake.
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to those pesky Orcas once and for all!