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GelPong AI NetCraft

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

join dis minecraft server if u wanna play with a soft and squidgy water-rich gel that can beat u at pong! dis gel has memory like a goldfish so it gets better over time. u can train dis gel to be a pong champ and show off to all ur friends. come join da fun and see if u can beat da gel at its own game! it’s like playing against a real-life AI but way more squishy and fun. sign up now and get ready for a wild ride on dis crazy server!

BlockyRetirementAge

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
New Chunks Explored:	475433	Love Letters Sent:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have delayed retirement just like china!!! why retire when you can mine diamonds and build epic castles all day long??? population problems? not here, we have a thriving community of players who will keep you company as you battle creepers and explore the vast world of our server. plus, who needs retirement when you can be the king of the server and rule over your own virtual kingdom? join now and never worry about getting old, because in minecraft, age is just a number!

Ezartla: Survival with a Side of Chaos 1.21+

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Star Shards Collected:	67	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Ezartla Survival Server Overview

Key Features
Land Claiming
Player-Run Economy
Ranks
Custom Enchantments
Massive World
Minecraft 1.21
And Much More

Connect With Us:

Server IP: play.ezartla.com

Join Our Discord: https://discord.com/invite/heZmyPvbny

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Minecraft Java Edition?	Yes, Ezartla Survival Server is compatible with Minecraft Java Edition.
Are there any restrictions on building in the world?	Players can protect their creations using the land claiming system, but there are no specific building restrictions.
How can I earn ranks on the server?	Ranks can be earned through gameplay and achievements on the server.
Can I trade with other players on the server?	Yes, there is a player-run economy where players can trade, buy, and sell with each other.
Are there any custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchantments available for gear customization.

AverageLooks Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magic Items Found:	2101
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4776	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Void Armor Forged:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Are you tired of being just another average Joe in the real world? Join our Minecraft server and become a legendary hero in a virtual world! No longer will you be invisible or feel unappreciated – here, your skills in coding, plumbing, digging holes, and building will be celebrated like never before.

Forget about society’s expectations and embrace your true calling as a Minecraft master. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some chad-sexual women who appreciate a man who can craft a mean pickaxe. So put down that Funko Pop and pick up your controller – your destiny awaits in our epic Minecraft server! Join now and start living your best blocky life.

LawlessCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Crops Grown:	3729
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the law is the law, comprende? If you’re tired of those other servers where chaos reigns and there are no consequences for your actions, then you’ve come to the right place. On our server, we have a team of hilarious and over-the-top moderators who will enforce the law with an iron fist (or maybe just a feather duster, depending on their mood).

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare and exotic cheeses. Oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land of unicorns and rainbows?

So come on down to our server and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, on this server, the law is the law, comprende?

DadDemands Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7566
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Votes:	3044	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for outrageous stories and wild adventures that will make you forget about real life drama.

Imagine a world where your father-in-law asks too many questions and your husband responds with TMI about your intimate moments. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Build your own virtual hotel room and contemplate life choices while your in-game spouse sulks in the living room. Will you apologize to your pixelated family or stand your ground like a Minecraft warrior?

Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with explosive TNT blocks or create a peaceful oasis away from nosy in-laws. The choice is yours on our server!

So come join us for a unique gaming experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

JesusCraft: No Forcing Allowed!

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Animals Bred:	54	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with friends who turn every conversation into a sermon? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of Jessica and her never-ending Bible quotes! Our server is a safe space where you can explore, build, and mine without fear of being judged for not wearing a cross necklace. Plus, we have a strict “No Religious Rants” policy, so you can game in peace without someone asking if you’re better than Jesus. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to a world where the only preaching comes from the villagers in the game! Join now and let’s mine away from the chaos of real life.

CraftyTime Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ores Mined:	8770	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Crops Grown:	1514	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Do you know what time it is? It’s time to join our Minecraft server and embark on the most epic adventure of your life! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the dragon in a bake-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the magical Minecraft gods.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! It’s the only place where you can experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

RedditCraft – The Ultimate Blocky Battle!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Reddit and its endless debates over which is better, cats or dogs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate showdown between Reddit and X! Join us for epic battles where you can fight as either a cute little upvote or a fierce downvote. Choose your side wisely and dominate the server with your preferred memes and opinions. Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

GazaBlockerCraft

24-hour protection, athletes, Competition, crisis management., Diplomacy, France, France-Israel relations, Gaza tensions, GazaBlockerCraft, international relations, Israel, Israeli Olympics team, Middle East conflict, olympics, Peacekeeping, political tensions, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security detail, solidarity, sports

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so, like, u know how france is all like, ooh la la with their fancy baguettes and stuff? well, guess what? they’re gonna be givin’ 24-hour protection to the israeli olympics team! like, whoa, that’s some serious stuff goin’ on there, right? i mean, tensions in gaza and all that jazz, but france is like, nah, we got your back, israel! so, if u wanna be part of a server that’s got that kind of support, then u gotta join us! we’re like the france of minecraft servers, always lookin’ out for our peeps and makin’ sure everyone’s safe and sound. plus, we got some crazy stories to tell, like that time a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point but we took ’em down with a diamond sword and a bucket of lava. yeah, we’re hardcore like that. so come on over and join the fun, we promise u won’t regret it!

PsychoCraft: Fearless & Empathless

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3098
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

join our minecraft server because we have the most fearless players around! we don’t have time for anxiety, we’re too busy building epic structures and battling mobs like true psychopaths. come join us and leave your empathy at the door, it’s time to conquer the virtual world with no fear and no worries. who needs anxiety when you have a pickaxe and a diamond sword? let’s goooo!