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Solarion SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3

Season 5 Overview

Start Date	1/10/25
Player Count	45 players for launch
Community	18+
Server Location	AZ, US (players from around the globe)

FAQ

Question: Are there any age restrictions for joining the server?

Answer: Yes, the server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

Question: Do I need to install any mods to play on the server?

Answer: No, there are no requirements to install any mods. The server has curated plugins to enhance gameplay.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: Join the discord and fill out an application. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules and put effort into your application.

Question: Is there any moderation on language?

Answer: Language on the server is undermoderated on purpose. Players are expected to handle discussions with maturity.

Question: What are some of the notable plugins on the server?

Answer: Some of the plugins include Drop Heads, Coreprotect, Axgraves, Simple VoiceChat, Armor Stand Tools, and PlayerSleep.

Discord Link

Join Solarion SMP Discord

Lost Girls Realm 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, Best Girls, Character development, Competition, Defeat, empowerment, Female Characters, Female Protagonists, Girls, injustice, LOSING, Lost, narrative arcs, perseverance, plot twists, Realm, redemption arcs, Stereotypes, Strong Women, Struggle, Tropes, Underdogs, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Holy Grails Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	510	Star Shards Collected:	216
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. It’s like where all the best girls go to hang out and build epic stuff, but then they always end up losing for some reason. But hey, that just makes it more exciting, right? Plus, the pigs on this server wear top hats and dance the cha-cha, like what even is reality anymore? So if you wanna experience the ultimate mix of girl power and piggy shenanigans, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, man!

RecordPlayerSwap Minecraft Server

aita, BROKEN, christmas, Crossly Suitcase, different, exchange, high price, in love, limited life, Minecraft, player, product, prone to breaking, Purchase, record player, RecordPlayerSwap, RETURN, reviews, Server, thoughtful gift, ungrateful, upgraded version, Wanting, Wife

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t break down on you like a record player on Christmas morning? Look no further! Our server is like a high-quality Amazon purchase, built to last and provide endless entertainment.

Join us and experience the joy of playing on a server that won’t disappoint you like a faulty record player. Our server is so amazing, it’ll make you forget all about that pesky old record player drama.

Don’t be stuck with a broken gift like OP, come join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a record player when you can have the ultimate Minecraft experience? Join now and leave all your troubles behind!

InLawDinnerDrama

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, dining etiquette, dinner time, Etiquette, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, Hospitality, inlaw etiquette, inlaw visitors, InLawDinnerDrama, mealtime, mealtime etiquette, rude behavior, social interactions, social norms

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value your hunger and impatience! Join us for a dining experience like no other, where you can feast on virtual food while chatting with your friends and family.

Imagine this: you’re in the middle of a delicious meal when suddenly, your in-laws or siblings decide to drop by unannounced. Don’t worry, on our server, you can continue eating without any judgment! In fact, we encourage it.

No need to pause your game or hide your hunger, because here, we celebrate your love for food and gaming. So come join us and show off your eating skills while navigating through our crazy Minecraft world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden food dungeon filled with tasty treats!

Don’t be a hungry, impatient asshole in real life – be one in Minecraft instead!

PiggyEsport SMP – Get Porkin’!

Bad Piggies, Challenges, community involvement, Competition, creativity, esport, esports industry., game design, game development, Gaming, innovation, mobile game, multiplayer, online gaming, PiggyEsport, player-engagement, porkin, skill-based, smp, strategy, team play, Tournament, virtual world

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
New Chunks Explored:	322050	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1141

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs rule the land and you have to fight your way to the top to become the ultimate bad piggy esport champion!

Join our server for a chance to ride into battle on the back of a giant flying pig, armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick! Take on other players in epic pig jousting tournaments and show off your skills in the piggy parkour challenge.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground piggy fight club where you can bet on the outcome of battles between mutant pigs and zombie pigmen. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can try your luck in the Piggy Pit, a dangerous maze filled with traps and treasure guarded by a giant evil pig boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most pig-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you get trampled by a stampede of angry pigs, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

FakeRichPlayer69

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the creepers wear top hats and monocles. We’ve got diamond blocks for days, a mansion for every player, and a pet dragon for every VIP member. So if you want to prove you’re truly ballin’, join our server and show off your virtual wealth in style! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in his spare time. So come join the fun and maybe you’ll even get to mine diamonds with the man himself!

Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Bessent, Conflict, Diplomacy, economic sanctions, Europe, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, Pick, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, Treasury, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got crazier sanctions than Trump’s Treasury pick Bessent on Russia! We got so many wars happening in our server, you won’t even believe it! Build your own empire and take over the world, just like Bessent wants to do with Russia! Join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction! #sanctions #minecraftmadness #lolz

CraftyCommiesMC

Acquisition, asset valuation, bargain hunting, Business, China, Competition, CraftyCommiesMC, economic powerhouses, Economy, fire sale, Geopolitics, Global influence, international relations, Investment, market dynamics, opportunities, Partnership, Prized Assets, russia, Strategic, Trade

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Ores Mined:	9405
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Yo, so dis server be like China pouncin’ on Russia’s fire sale of prized assets, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Like, imagine you roll up to dis server and you see China just straight up snatchin’ up all da good stuff from Russia, but in a blocky, pixelated world.

Join dis server if you wanna be part of da action, like fightin’ off China or helpin’ Russia protect their prized assets. Maybe you can even team up with Russia and take down China together, like some epic Minecraft battle royale.

Plus, we got all da cool mods and plugins to make da gameplay even more insane. Like, you can ride a flying pig into battle or summon a dragon to wreck havoc on your enemies.

So, if you want a wild ride full of drama, action, and blocky chaos, dis server is the place to be. Come join us and let’s see who comes out on top in dis crazy Minecraft world!

Desert Oasis Survival

ancient civilizations, ancient humans, ancient societies, ancient technology, archaeological discoveries, behavioural adaptations, desert, desert adaptation, desert environment, early humans, environmental adaptation, Evolution, homo erectus, human history, Long-term Survival, Oasis, pond ecosystems, prehistoric, river habitats, specialized tools, Survival, survival skills, water sources

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	718
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	4482	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

join dis server if u wanna be like homo erectus and adapt to desert environments like a pro! we got rivers and ponds for u to return to for fresh water, just like our ancestors did! plus, we got some sick specialised tools for u to use, cuz who doesn’t wanna feel like a caveman in minecraft, amirite? come join us and survive like a boss in the desert, just like homo erectus did 1.2 million years ago!

Chuubas Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Anime, bruised, character design, Chuubas, content creators, cute, Digital Media, Entertainment, Gaming, Haven, internet personalities, japanese, Kawaii, Livestream, Online Community, post, streaming, video games, Virtual idol, virtual reality, Vtuber

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6461
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mines Excavated:	3522
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we got post bruised chuubas running around like crazy! And not just any chuubas, bruised ones! It’s like a circus up in here, but with blocky animals. So if you wanna see some wild and wacky stuff, this server is where it’s at! Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with bruised chuubas all day? It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, my dude. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!