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WeddingWoes Minecraft Server

acceptance, Best Friend, Boundaries, celebration, Cultural, decision, family, friendship, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, relationships, Respect, Server, South Asian, Support, tradition, Understanding, Wedding, WeddingWoes

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ores Mined:	9070
Alien Abductions:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that values inclusivity and acceptance? Look no further than our server! We welcome players of all backgrounds and orientations, because we believe everyone deserves a place to call home in the Minecraft world.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We even have a special event where players can compete in a wedding planning competition – just make sure to invite your partner, because we celebrate love in all its forms!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our wacky community – where the only thing that matters is having fun and spreading positivity. So come on over and join us, because on our server, everyone is family – even if your best friend tries to exclude your wife from the guest list!

HangryCraft: Foodie Surprise!

aita, chicken sandwich, cold, Communication, Disappointment, Expectations, Food, foodie, Fresh, Fries, Gesture, Grateful, HangryCraft, Justice, Krabby Patty burger, lettuce, pineapple Frosty, Surprise, surprise gone wrong, unappreciated, Wendys, Wife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Votes:	298	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
New Chunks Explored:	425697	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to never serve you a cold Krabby Patty burger or forget your fries! Our virtual kitchen is always stocked with the freshest ingredients and our Frostys are always pineapple-y delicious.

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting for the elusive lettuce block to add to your burger, or embark on a quest to find the perfect spot to enjoy your meal without getting attacked by creepers. And don’t worry, we always listen to our players’ requests and make sure to deliver the full meal deal every time.

So come on in and feast on the most epic virtual meals of your life! Just be sure to thank us grandly for our culinary creations, or risk facing the wrath of hangry gamers. See you at the table!

CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP

arrest, civil rights, CraftyCriminal, crime, criminal behavior, criminal justice, Due Process, false accusation, fear, innocent, Innocent Until Proven Guilty, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, Minecraft, misjudgment, mistake, misunderstanding, Police, prejudice, smp, unfair treatment, wrongful arrest

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dimension Hops:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Divine Spears Created:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.

Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

MineCraftLifeLolz

acceptance, balance, Contentment, cultivating inner peace, embracing change, finding joy in small moments, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth mindset., Happiness, learning from challenges, living in the present, mindfulness, MineCraftLifeLolz, optimism, outlook on life, perspective, positivity, purpose, resilience, SELF AWARENESS

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension! Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama and battle evil creepers with our trusty enchanted pickaxes.

Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From the mischievous prankster who turns everything into cake to the wizard who can summon a herd of flying pigs, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, your life will never be the same after you’ve joined our epic quest for llama-filled glory!

LethalCraft: Precise & Surprising

defence minister, defense strategy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israeli retaliation, Lethal, LethalCraft, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military capabilities, military defense, Nuclear Threat, Precise, preemptive strike, regional tensions, security measures, strategic response, Surprising

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	2135	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

lol imagine if this was a minecraft server description like omg join our server for some EPIC battles like Israeli retaliation against Iran but in MINECRAFT lmao our defence minister (aka admin) promises the battles will be ‘lethal, precise and surprising’ just like in real life but with blocks and swords and stuff so join now for some crazy fun and unpredictable warfare you won’t find anywhere else! #minecraft #warfare #lolzy #joinnow

CrackCraft: Not Just for Hipsters!

bone density, bone health, calcium, Calcium Supplements, CrackCraft, Fracture Prevention, Fracture Prevention in Women, Fracture Prevention Research, Fracture Risk, health supplements, Hip Fracture Risk, Hip Fractures, Hipsters, Long Term Care, osteoporosis, Vitamin D, Vitamin D and Calcium, vitamin D benefits, Vitamin D Deficiency, Vitamin D Studies, Women’s Health, women’s health issues

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8310	Dragon Scales Harvested:	106
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Votes:	4858	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Enchantments Applied:	71	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

join dis cray cray minecraft server and get dat vitamin D fix u been needin! u know what dey say, a creeper a day keeps da doctor away! build urself a fortress made of calcium blocks and never worry bout fractures again!

we got da wildest adventures waitin for u, from fightin off skeleton armies to rescuin villagers from zombie attacks. u can even ride a pig into battle if u feelin extra bold.

but beware, dis server ain’t for da faint of heart. only da bravest survive in our world of blocky madness. so grab ur pickaxe and join us for some vitamin D-fueled fun!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, character banner, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, weapon banner, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3110
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Animals Bred:	138	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Xilonen’s Fervent Beats? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Xilonen herself would want to join in on the fun.

Join us for a rainbow-tastic adventure in Version 5.1 “The Rainbow Destined to Burn” where you’ll forge your own destiny and slay dragons with nothing but a peak patrol sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome, we have daily check-in rewards that are permanent – just like that one time Xilonen forged her name in the stars.

And if you need some extra Primogems, we’ve got redeemable codes that will make you feel like a true hero of Mondstadt.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior in a world where anything is possible – just like Xilonen’s Duty of Name Forging!

Kik Thread Minecraft SMP

adult chat, adult content, Discreet, FANTASY, fwb, Girlfriend, INTIMATE, kik, Kik thread, kik threadtrading, meatstro99, Minecraft, Naughty, nudes exchange, online trading, Personal, Private, sexting, sharing, smp, taboo, Thread, trading nudes, Wife

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2105
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mines Excavated:	4397	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Potions Brewed:	84
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the currency is trading nudes of your significant other! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in scandalous pics here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Meatstro99, a mysterious player who roams the land challenging others to epic battles with nothing but raw meat as weapons. Will you be the one to defeat Meatstro99 and claim the title of Meat Master?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

aita, apartment search, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockheadAITA, childhood home, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Digging, Effort, fixing problems, free living, hard work, Homeowner, idiot, long-term planning, Mortgage, Moving, relationship, spring water, water issues

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

#Sayings, antiquated language, antiquated sayings, banal sayings, Cliches, common sayings, exhausted expressions, hackneyed phrases, language trends, linguistic pet peeves, obsolete phrases, outdated idioms, outmoded idioms, overused expressions, repetitive language, retired phrases, Sayonara, stale language, tired cliches, trite phrases, verbal habits, worn-out expressions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1902
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!