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PumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Dragon Eggs Found:	6153
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6913	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds and just want to mine for a bigger… pickaxe? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our magical pumps will not only enlarge your tools, but also your… inventory space! Join now and watch as your blocky character becomes the envy of all the other players. Who needs enchanted armor when you have a massive… pickaxe, right? So come on, join us and pump up your Minecraft experience in more ways than one!

SMPolympics – Minecraft SMP – Day 1 – Thread 5

athletes, Competition, Day, day 1, Events, general, International, July 27, Medals, Minecraft, olympic games, Olympic spirit, paris 2024, Records, schedules, Slippy cycling edition, smp, SMPolympics, sports, summer games, Thread, Thread 5, Tokyo 2020, winter games

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ores Mined:	6541	Zombie Dances:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, with events and challenges that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Join us for our Slippy Cycling Edition, where players must navigate through a maze of slippery ice blocks while riding pigs. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t let you down (literally).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic Olympic Games you’ve ever seen. From synchronized block placing to underwater sheep herding, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why should you join? Well, where else can you ride pigs through a slippery maze while competing in the Minecraft Olympics? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

Come join us and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft champion! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

NoFriendLeftCrafted

Atm, bad host, compensation, court ruling, foreign country, free activities, Helping, historical case, Hospital, Hosting, instagram, misunderstandings, NoFriendLeftCrafted, old man, parents, Paying, payment systems, Police, RESPONSIBILITY, trip, unwritten rule

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as helping an old lady in a foreign country? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning your life choices just like the poor soul who tried to help an old man on the street.

Join us for the most thrilling adventures, where the unexpected is just around the corner. Just like how a simple act of kindness turned into a legal nightmare for one unsuspecting traveler.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like how this poor friend spent the rest of her trip holed up in a room after being scammed by an old man. But hey, at least she got free breakfast and dinner, right?

So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, you never know what crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. Just remember, we’re responsible for your entertainment, not your stupidity. So buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

MindBlownMinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Did you know that on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret underground society of talking cows who are plotting to take over the server with their superior farming skills? Join us and witness the epic battle between players and the moo-tants! Trust us, you won’t find this kind of drama on any other server. So come on, join us and be part of the madness!

TVHorrorCraft

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Crops Grown:	4939
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old TV shows and movies? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing horrifying is how much fun you’ll be having! Watch out for the killer sheep that roam the lands, the zombie villagers who throw wild dance parties, and the creepers who are just looking for a hug (spoiler alert: it’s a deadly hug). Join us if you dare, but beware – you may never want to leave!

OlympicRailCraft

commuters, Delays, DiSRuPtiON, Event, France, French train networks, Infrastructure, line sabotage, maintenance, OlympicRailCraft, olympics, Passengers, public transit, Railway, Repair, Restored, SECURITY, service, sports event, Transportation, travel

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3061
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	69

So, like, you know how the French train networks got all messed up cuz some crazy person was like “let’s sabotage this shiz before the Olympics”? Well, guess what? Our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that chaos! It’s a freakin’ paradise of blocky goodness where you can build and explore to your heart’s content.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual trains while trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft land. Who needs the Olympics when you can compete in epic building battles with your fellow gamers? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden track on our server, you’ll unlock a magical portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and let the games begin! Just watch out for any suspicious characters lurking around the tracks…they might be up to no good.

TikTokCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

addiction, digital addiction, digital platform, Entertainment, gen z, humor, internet culture, madness, mental health, mental hospital, mental illness, Minecraft, Online Community, popular app, social commentary, social media, social-networking, tiktok, Tiktokcraft, trends, Ultimate, unsupervised, video sharing, viral videos

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7217	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

hey u, ya u, listen up! have u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a kangaroo on caffeine? well, look no further cuz this server is like tiktok on steroids! imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the macarena.

join us and experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes to the moon, battling a dragon with a rubber chicken, and taming a pet zombie named fred. we’ve got more memes than a cat video marathon and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party.

so why wait? join now and see why tiktok is simply an unsupervised mental hospital. trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!

PesticidePvP: CancerCraft

agriculture, cancer incidence, CancerCraft, carcinogens, Chemicals, disease prevention, environmental health, epidemiology, health, Impact, long-term effects, lung cancer, pesticide use, PesticidePvP, public health, research, risk factors, smoking, study, tobacco, toxicology, U.S

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Potions Brewed:	156	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

so like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally out of this world? well, have i got the server for u! this server is so lit, it’s like playing minecraft on steroids!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. the sky is made of rainbow blocks and the trees are made of candy. u can ride on a unicorn and shoot lasers out of ur eyes. it’s like a crazy acid trip, but in minecraft form.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house out of diamonds and gold. u can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against other players. u can even summon a giant chicken to do ur bidding. the possibilities are endless!

so why wait? join this insane minecraft server now and experience the wildest ride of ur life. who needs reality when u have a server this epic? come join us and let the craziness begin!

The Mystery Slayers SMP

Adventure, building, Challenges, co-op, Community, Exploration, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, multiplayer, Mystery, ONLINE, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, SLAYERS, smp, Survival, virtual

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6646
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

The Mystery Slayers SMP is a Minecraft SMP that lets u play survival Minecraft with others there are ranks money and other good stuff to do in The Mystery Slayers SMP.

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Nothing But Trees SMP: A Vanilla Minecraft Server for Grown-Ups Only!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2983
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Oakington Minecraft Server Overview

Number of Members	~80 members
Established	2019 (5 years)
Server Type	Private survival multiplayer server
Season	7th season starting on 1.20
Features	Gameplay enhancing datapacks, crafting tweaks, Voice Chat Mod
Player Diversity	Players from across all continents

FAQ

Question	Answer
What are the requirements to join the server?	Must be over 16 years old Be communicative and talk with others Own a legitimate copy of Minecraft: Java Edition
How can I join the Oakington Minecraft Server?	Visit the Discord Application server at https://discord.gg/Jv3GdK9WvJ