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Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Ores Mined:	5963	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

Easy Peasy Minecraft Squeezy

accessible gaming, beginner level, Casual Gaming, difficulty settings, EASY, easy mode, entry level, game difficulty, game settings, Gaming, Gaming Challenges, gaming experience, gaming options, leisurely gaming, low difficulty, Minecraft, no pressure gaming, Peasy, player choice, relaxed gaming, simple-gameplay, Squeezy, stress-free gaming, video games

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everything is too easy? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We only have one mode – and that’s ULTRA HARD MODE!

Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Your only hope for survival is to build a fortress out of exploding TNT blocks and ride a pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the rare and elusive Unicorn Pig – a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams from its eyes. Ride one of these beauties into battle and you’ll be unstoppable!

So why settle for easy mode when you can join our server and experience the most insane and ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life? Join us now and prepare for the ultimate challenge – if you dare!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

contemporary audience, Diversity, equality, Gender Identity, gender neutral, Genderqueer, Identity, inclusive advertising, inclusive language, inclusive marketing, LGBTQ, Minecraft, modern audience, modern audience xir, non-binary, non-conforming, PALS, PIXEL, progressive, representation, Server, social justice, Xir

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1175
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a talking sheep who offered to be their personal bodyguard. Together, they went on epic quests to defeat evil mobs and uncover hidden treasures. And that’s just the beginning of the craziness you can expect on our server!

But wait, there’s more! How about a mini-game where you have to race against a herd of stampeding llamas? Or a secret underground disco party where the only way to get in is by doing the chicken dance? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow!

Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Geo Neo Fio Edition

Basic Information, Cellar Boxing, Check your broker, Citadel becomes insolvent, Current Trade Halts, Daily Reminder, DD Compilation, DOOMPs, DRS Guide, DSPP, Edition, Equity Total Return Swaps, Failure to delivery, Fio, Futures Roll Periods, Gamestop hustle, GameStop Investor Site, geo, Geo Neo Fio Edition, gme, HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence, ITM CALLs, Mandatory study time, Minecraft, Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk, neo, Quarterly Movements, Real-Time Trades, reddit DDs, Rugpulled, SEC 10-K Annual report FY23, SEC GME/meme stocks report, Short Interest, Short Restrictions, smp, Stag hunt, Temporary alliance, The Everything Short, Watch Along

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server is filled with wild adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Join us for mandatory study time where we delve into the world of naked short selling and systemic risk – it’s like a crash course in finance, but with creepers! And don’t forget our daily reminder to stay on top of the latest trades and short restrictions – because nothing says fun like market manipulation in a virtual world.

But the real excitement comes from our temporary alliances with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews – it’s like a virtual Wall Street showdown, but with pickaxes and TNT! And if things get really crazy, we might even have to face off against Citadel as the final boss, with the DTCC and FDIC as our unlikely allies.

So grab your diamond sword and join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft finance. Just remember, always check your broker and clearing house to ensure you’re not rugpulled – because in this server, anything can happen!

LiveFreeCo

Adventure, Adventurer, bedrock edition, Bedrock Port, Builds, Community, creativity, Custom terrain, custom worlds, Griefprevention, Ip:, java, landscapes, LiveFreeCo, MCMMO, minecraft server, play.livefree.cc, PvP, Skills, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Version

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Features: GriefPrevention – Protect your builds and live stress-free! MCMMO – Level up your skills and become a true adventurer! Custom Terrain – Explore unique, breathtaking landscapes!

Join a friendly and thriving community where creativity, adventure, and fun collide. Whether you’re building epic structures, exploring custom worlds, or competing to master your MCMMO skills, there’s something for everyone.

play.livefree.cc:20200

Finn o-Korean Hyperwar Minecraft Server

ancient warfare, Conflict Resolution, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, East Asian history, finn, Finno-Korean Hyperwar, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global impact, Historical conflicts, historical legacies, Hyperwar, international relations, military alliances, military strategy, Minecraft, modern geopolitics, oKorean, peace negotiations, power dynamics, regional stability, Server, territorial disputes, war consequences

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Enchantments Applied:	52
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Crops Grown:	9432
Magic Items Found:	6749	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar on modern geopolitics! Join us as we uncover the hidden secrets of this epic battle that involved flying unicorns and laser-wielding pandas.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted diamond armor and golden apples that can turn you into a superhero. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a portal to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle evil sorcerers with your trusty pickaxe.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a tribe of talking llamas who will trade you rare resources in exchange for your best jokes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with emeralds and enchanted books that will give you superpowers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure through the aftermath of the Ancient Finno-Korean Hyperwar. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

Fishtank Live Minecraft SMP Season 3 #713

#youtube, act 3, Arby’s edition, disability challenge, fish furniture, fishtank, fishtank live, fishtank viewer, FTL, github, ian, Jobe, Live, Minecraft, News, OBS scene collection, pastebin, playlist, production job, S2 clips, Season, Simbal, smp, Watch here

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Star Shards Collected:	152
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Votes:	3262	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Towns Built:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or fish building furniture? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Arby’s edition/ftl/ News SMP where the fish are literally building furniture to prepare for act 3. And guess what? Simbal just won the disability challenge, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

But wait, there’s more! Act 3 starts tomorrow, Ian keeps disappearing like a magician, and Jobe just got offered a production job. The fish even watched clips of Season 2 – they’re really getting into it. Plus, we have exclusive content links like https://www.fishtank.live and https://www.youtube.com/@fishtankislive for your viewing pleasure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next fish building furniture or winning crazy challenges. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Minecraft server: Honkai Star Rail

Aglaea, Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Character Banners, Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions, Download, drip marketing, Eighth Dawn, Havoc Exorcism, herta, Honkai, Light Cone Banners, Lunar Vileslayer Scroll, Minecraft, No Break, No Dazzle, preview page, Rail, Rappa Trailer, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Server, special program, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure on the Eighth Dawn where you’ll encounter mystical creatures, epic quests, and maybe even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers (not guaranteed, but hey, it could happen!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special program coming out on November 22nd that will blow your mind. You’ll be able to download the latest version and embark on a journey like no other. And don’t even get me started on the Rappa trailer – it’s so epic, you’ll want to watch it on repeat.

Plus, we have exclusive character banners featuring Acheron, Aventurine, Pela, and Sampo. And let’s not forget about the new drip marketing with the Herta, Aglaea, and Remembrance Trailblazer – they’re so cool, they’ll make your head spin.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret code that unlocks a hidden treasure (or just some cool in-game items, either way, it’s a win-win!).

Anime Tries Too Hard To Be Soulful Minecraft SMP

Anime, HARD, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Soulful, tries too hard

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5685
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Farms Harvested:	709	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of anime trying too hard to be soulful? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise zero cringy anime moments! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So if you’re ready for a wacky adventure unlike any other, come join us and leave the soulful anime dramas behind!

”>Finally get gf Minecraft server”

Communication, COSPLAY, Couple Activities, creative ideas, dress up, dressing up for partner, exploring boundaries, FANTASY, fantasy fulfillment, Finally, Finally get girlfriend, girlfriend desires, Home activities, intimate moments, Minecraft, relationship advice, relationship goals, role playing, romantic gestures, schoolgirl, Server, spicing things up, trying new things

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of your boring old Minecraft server where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest fantasies!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to finally get a girlfriend in Minecraft. But here’s the twist – she’ll only date you if you dress up as a schoolgirl at home in real life! Can you handle the challenge? Will you be able to impress her with your fabulous fashion sense? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Who knew that playing Minecraft could lead to such wacky adventures? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and see where your Minecraft journey takes you!

Minecraft SMP – /pcg/ – Block Connect Chronicles

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, BLOCK, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Chronicles, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Star Shards Collected:	298	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Emeralds Found:	5364
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with a bunch of wild and wacky characters who are ready to take on the blocky world like never before.

Join us for a chance to see Lia 鈴香アシェリア build a castle out of nothing but diamonds and rainbows. Or watch as Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ creates a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

But wait, there’s more! Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり is known for taming dragons and riding them into battle, while Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

And don’t even get us started on Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, who has a pet creeper that she’s trained to do her bidding. It’s both hilarious and terrifying at the same time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden realm where the blocks come to life and start dancing the Macarena. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Mine Land

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Votes:	6563	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

S E R V I D O R D E M I N E C R A F T J A V A 1 . 2 0 . X DISCORD: https://discord.gg/mine-land Opening: 11/20/2024 at 5:00 pm Play with friends and make new friends here!

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