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BathroomLineBoss Minecraft Server

aita, Attention, bathroom line, BathroomLineBoss, brother, Dirty Looks, emergency, farmers market, Friends, ignore, local ], men’s restroom, Minecraft, mom, park, Server, Siblings, skipping line, Small children, squeezing past, stall, thank you, weak bladder

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6718	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of weak bladders? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those moments when you just can’t hold it in any longer. Join us and experience the thrill of racing against time to find a bathroom before disaster strikes!

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles between moms and their sneaky children trying to cut in line at the farmers market. Will you be the hero who stands up to their shenanigans, or will you join forces with them to skip ahead and cause chaos?

And don’t worry about dirty looks from other players – we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, with friends taking sides and alliances forming over bathroom etiquette. So come join us on this wild ride of bladder emergencies and line-cutting mayhem – you won’t regret it!

DefendCraft: German Edition

Armed Forces, bundeswehr, DefendCraft, Defense, defense division, defense forces, Edition, european defense, German, germany, homeland security, military division, military equipment, Military operations, military personnel, military preparedness, military strategy, military training, military unit, national defense, national security, territorial defence, territorial protection

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where germany has set up a military division dedicated to defending their territory from creepers and zombies! we got tanks and helicopters and even a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold! join us and help protect germany from the evil mobs that threaten to take over the land! plus, we have free cake every friday and a pet pig named schnitzel who loves to go on adventures with you. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in the fight against the minecraft mobs!

Eternal Rising Sun 1.21.3

#english speaking, 1.21.3, Agencies, Branches, Community, culture, en branches, English, Entertainment, ETERNAL, Fandoms, Impact, japanese, Japanese vtuber, jp, Launch, ONLINE, Rising, speaking, Sun, virtual youtuber, VT, Vtuber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Yo, bros, imagine a world where Japanese VTuber agencies were like, “Nah, we good, no need for English branches.” Like, what if they were just like, “Sayonara, English-speaking fans, we out.”

Dude, that would be like, chaos in the VTuber fandom. /vt/ and /jp/ would be like, “Where’d our waifus go?!” It would be like, a VTuber apocalypse, man.

But hey, if you wanna escape the VTuber drama and just chill in a Minecraft server where the only waifus are blocky pixels, then join us! We got creepers, we got diamonds, we got everything you need to forget about the VTuber world falling apart.

So come on, join our server and let’s build some crazy shit together. Who needs VTubers when you got Minecraft, am I right?!

MortgageCraft: Boyfriend Edition

Boyfriend, Edition, MortgageCraft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
New Chunks Explored:	783950	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this one! Join us and leave behind the stress of mortgages and boyfriends who think they deserve to be on it just because they exist.

On our server, you can build your dream house without anyone demanding to be on the mortgage. You can mine for diamonds without worrying about someone else trying to claim them as their own. And best of all, you can explore a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a potato.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Because here, the only thing you owe anyone is a good time and maybe some virtual diamonds.

BalticCraft Server: Escape the Russian Grid

Baltic states, BalticCraft, baltics, count down, Days, Energy Cooperation, energy diversification, energy independence, energy policy, energy security, energy sovereignty, Energy Transition, Escape, Europe, european union, Geopolitics, Grid, Infrastructure, LEAVING, political tensions, power grid, renewable energy, Russian, Russian energy grid, Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	354
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have baltics counting down the days to leaving the russian energy grid LMAO. you think that’s wild? just wait til you see our virtual world where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and endermen dabbing like there’s no tomorrow.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. they used it to defeat a giant zombie made out of cheese, and saved the entire server from certain doom. true story bro.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats? yeah, it’s a thing. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible. even baltics leaving russian energy grids.

DubaiCraft: Russian Shadow Fleet

#covert operations, Black Market, DUBAI, Dubai companies, DubaiCraft, Fleet, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, investigation, Maritime, money laundering, offshore companies, ownership, russia, Russian, Russian shadow fleet, sanctions, Shadow, shadow economy, shipping, suspicious, Vessels, YLE

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz guess what? We got more than 50 Russian shadow fleet vessels belongin’ to Dubai companies! Like, who even knew that was a thing, amirite?

So, like, picture this: you log into the server and BAM! You’re surrounded by these epic ships, sailin’ around and causin’ chaos. You can hop on board and pretend you’re a pirate or somethin’. Arrr, matey!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that these ships are actually haunted by ghost pirates who will challenge you to duels and stuff. It’s like a real-life Pirates of the Caribbean movie, but in Minecraft form. How insane is that?

So, like, if you wanna experience the thrill of sailin’ the high seas and battle ghost pirates, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

Eternal Void Realms 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, Anons, Body, coping, dead dads, delicate, distrust, emotional pain, ETERNAL, family, Father, fragile life, Grief, healing, Loss, Memories, Miracle, mourning, Realms, relationships, vitality, Void, yearning

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Join our Minecraft server for an unforgettable experience!

Are you dealing with daddy issues? Well, our server is the perfect place for you!

Just like life, our server is fragile and full of surprises.

Experience the delicate balance of building and surviving in a world where trust is a luxury.

Join now and let your distrust in reality guide you through our virtual realm.

Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

Mineflix & Chill

Beloved, childhood favorite, Chill, classic, comfort film, comfort movie, Cozy, escapism, Familiar, Favorite, Feel-Good, go to, guilty pleasure, Mineflix, movie marathon, movie night, Nostalgia, Relaxation, repeat viewing, rewatched, stress relief, Timeless

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of rewatching the same old movies over and over again? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate comfort movie for your gaming soul! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – just like that one movie you can’t stop watching. So come on down and join us for a cinematic experience like no other!

Sugary Saturated Impulse Craft

added sugar, adolescent rats, adult behavior, brain development, Cognitive control, cognitive function, Craft, Decision making, diet, dietary habits, health, high-fat diet, human development, impulse, impulsiveness, impulsivity, motor tasks, nutrition, obesity, poor self-control, researchers, saturated, saturated fats, sugary

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ores Mined:	7553
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA BE A RAT WITH BAD DECISION MAKIN SKILLS! WE FEED U HIGH-FAT DIET SO U CAN BE IMPULSIVE AND HAVE NO SELF-CONTROL! U CAN BE LIKE A TEENAGE RAT AND MAKE DUMB CHOICES! COME JOIN US AND SEE HOW UR BRAIN DEVELOPS INTO A MUSHY MESS! #YOLO #MINECRAFTRATS #BADDECISIONS

THE WORST SERVER IN MINECRAFT Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, BUILD, Capture, Cheats, Clans, classic, Community, Creative, destroy, DISLIKEMS, donation items, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friendly, game modes, Grief, Griefersky, Hardcore, Herobrine, Large Online, minecraft server, Mini Games, Naruto, No Lags, No Registration, No Wipes, ONLINE, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, sky pvp, Smartphone, Survival, Unique Plugins, Vanilla, Weak PCs, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher, worst server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1731
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to the DISLIKEMS server!

IP: dis.likemc.top | Store: a4craft.store

Supported versions:

1.8.X – 1.21.X

Recommended version: 1.19.4

What awaits you:

Survival – survive and build your world

Griefersky – destroy and capture

Sky PVP – fight on the clouds!

Why DISLIKES?

Unique plugins created just for us

Interactive smartphone with mini-games

Warm and friendly community

No lags even on weak PCs

Huge selection of game modes

Free donation items for all players

High online – there is always someone to play with!

Our server is not just a game. This is a community where everyone will find their place. Join and become part of DISLIKEMS!

dis.likemc.top

Mystic Isles Realm 1.20.4

1.20.4, BEJITA, dirty talk, Domination, face sitting, fart domination, fart fantasy, fart fetish, fart on my face, fart queen, fart slave, fart worship, FARTING, fetish, gas mask, Humiliation, Isles, Kinky, mystic, Realm, role-play, Smothering, submissive, taboo

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	9350	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your face!

I mean, where else can you find a server that lets you ride llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and chickens wearing top hats!

And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at midnight. It’s like watching a bunch of deranged pandas fight over a slice of pizza – pure chaos and pure entertainment!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make Minecraft weird again, baby!