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RussophobesRUs Minecraft Server

Brussels, chief diplomat, Conflict, criticism, diplomatic relations, EU, European Commission, european union, foreign policy, international relations, Josep Borrell, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moscow, new leadership, Politics, russia, RussophobesRUs, Russophobic, Sergey Lavrov, Server, Tensions, Vladimir Putin

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Void Armor Forged:	26	Unicorn Sightings:	0

So, like, u know how there’s this new EU chief diplomat who’s, like, totally russophobic or whatever? Well, our Minecraft server is like the complete opposite of that! We’re all about spreading love and peace, man. Join us and you’ll be welcomed with open arms and lots of virtual hugs.

Plus, we have this crazy story about how our server was actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization that worshipped llamas as gods. Legend has it that if you find the hidden llama temple, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. Sounds pretty epic, right?

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, you heard me right. Zombie dance battles, creeper karaoke, and skeleton DJs spinning sick beats. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you’re tired of all the russophobic drama in the EU and just wanna chill and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server. We promise you won’t regret it. Peace out, y’all!

CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia

aggression, blame game, Conflict, Crimea, Crimea crisis, CrimeaCraft, deaths, diplomatic fallout, escalation, foreign policy, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military intervention, political tension, power struggle, response, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, territorial dispute, US

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0

so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?

join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.

we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.

come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

EndlessLeftTurns

90 degrees, assumption, Communication, Decision making, Direction, Driving, EndlessLeftTurns, following directions, following orders, Instructions, left turn, misunderstanding, navigation, obeying commands, orientation, road signs, spatial awareness, stop turning, traffic rules, turn left, Turning

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	182	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5

join dis server if u want to experience da ultimate adventure of never ending left turns! we got u covered with non-stop left turnin action, cuz who needs to go straight anyways? our server is like a never-ending maze of left turns, where u never know when to stop! it’s like a never-ending cycle of confusion and fun, cuz who needs directions when u can just keep turnin left? come join us and see how long u can last in our crazy world of left turns! just remember, left is always right on our server!

Unextraordinary SMP: The Not-So-Vanilla, Definitely-Not-Hermitcraft-like, No-Whitelist Server

Active, Cheatings, Community, DefinitelyNotHermitcraftlike, Discord, Feedback, Fun, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, members, Minecraft, Mods, NotSoVanilla, Nowhitelist, Players, Server, smp, Suggestions, unextraordinary, Vanilla, Voicechat, Whitelist, world

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3230
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Crops Grown:	9914
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magic Items Found:	8589

Minecraft Server Name:	Ordinary SMP
Type:	Vanilla Whitelisted SMP
Player Base:	Diverse player base from around the world
Features:	– Simple Voicechat for communication – Active community with over 100 members on Discord – Three weeks old SMP
Join Us:	Discord Link

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q:	Is the server modded?
A:	No, the server is Vanilla Whitelisted SMP without any mods.
Q:	How can I join the server?
A:	You can join by submitting an application on our Discord server and getting whitelisted.
Q:	Is there a voice chat available?
A:	Yes, we have a simple voice chat feature for communication in the SMP.
Q:	Can I give feedback and suggestions for the server?
A:	Yes, we encourage players to give us feedback and suggestions to improve the server.

LawnMowerCraft Server

gardening, LANDSCAPING, lawn care, lawn care advice, lawn care equipment, lawn care hacks, lawn care maintenance, lawn care routine, lawn care schedule, lawn care services, lawn care techniques, lawn care tips, lawn maintenance, lawn mowing tips, LawnMowerCraft, mowing the lawn, outdoor activities, outdoor chores, Server, time-consuming tasks., two hours, yard work

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of spending two whole hours mowing your lawn when you could be building epic structures in Minecraft instead? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from the mundane task of yard work! Join us and never worry about grass again – unless you’re using it to decorate your pixelated mansion, of course. Who needs a perfectly manicured lawn when you can have a virtual paradise in our Minecraft world? Say goodbye to grass stains and hello to blocky adventures!

Xenocraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Checklist, Eunie, fan sites, Figma, GoodSmile_US, Google Doc, Minecraft, Mio figure, Official Xeno supplements, pastebin, Perfect Works, rex, Server, shulk, Thread, Ultimate, xenoblade 2, xenoblade 3, xenoblade chronicles, Xenoblade X, XENOCRAFT, Xenogames General, Xenogears, xgg

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	136	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you team Rex or team Shulk? Choose wisely, because on our Minecraft server, your choice will determine your fate! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to prove your loyalty to your favorite Xenoblade Chronicles character.

FAQs: – Check out our Xenoblade Chronicles Google Doc for all the insider info on the game (based off the old version, because we’re old school like that). – Need more Xenoblade X or Xenoblade 2 content? We got you covered with our handy Pastebins. – Dive deep into the world of Xenogears with our Perfect Works translation – it’s like a treasure trove of Xenoblade goodness. – Keep track of all things Xenoblade 3 with our handy checklist – because you never know when a new game might drop! – And if you’re a true Xenoblade fan, don’t miss out on our translated official supplements and unofficial fan sites – they’re a goldmine of Xenoblade lore.

But wait, there’s more! Eunie is getting a figma, Mio figure is finally colored, and the excitement is off the charts on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the Xenoblade madness begin! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret to defeating the ultimate boss – the dreaded Creeper King!

Fe-male Minecraft Server

comic books, diversity in comics, equality in media, Fe-male, female, Female Characters, female empowerment, female empowerment in media, female representation, female superheroes, female superheroes in media, feminist perspective, gender bias, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, iron man, Iron-man vs Fe-male, Marvel, Minecraft, Server, SuperHero

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where Iron-man rules the land! Forget about traditional gender roles, on this server, everyone is encouraged to embrace their inner superhero.

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where Iron-man himself will swoop in to save the day with his trusty red and gold armor. But watch out for Fe-male, the fierce warrior who will stop at nothing to protect her fellow players.

Explore our custom-built Iron-man themed world, complete with skyscrapers made entirely out of iron blocks and a secret underground lair where Tony Stark himself hangs out. Don’t forget to try out our Iron-man inspired mini-games, like flying through obstacle courses with your very own jetpack.

So why settle for just being a regular player on any old Minecraft server when you could be a superhero on ours? Join today and unleash your inner Iron-man (or Fe-male) for a gaming experience like no other!

PresiConvictCraft

civil rights, constitution, criminal justice system, criminal records, Democracy, disenfranchisement, eligibility, felon rights, Felons, Laws, Legal System, political participation, political rights, PresiConvictCraft, president, presidential candidates, presidential elections, Rehabilitation, voting eligibility, voting restrictions, voting rights

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	241
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and questionable decisions!

On our server, felons not only can run for President, but they are also the only ones allowed to vote! That’s right, we like to keep things interesting and shake up the status quo. Who knows, maybe the next President will be a creeper in disguise!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and majestic that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft universe!

FinnCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, defense support, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, finland, FinnCraft, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., humanitarian assistance, international affairs, international relations, military aid, military cooperation, Minecraft, peacekeeping efforts, security assistance, Server, solidarity, Ukraine, Yle News

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Animals Bred:	132	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we send military aid packages like Finland to Ukraine! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha cha slide. You ain’t seen nothin’ like dis before, trust me. Our villagers are straight up party animals, they’ll trade you emeralds for a dance off. Plus, our creepers have been trained to break dance instead of blowin’ up your stuff. So come on down and join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

DniproCraft: RussianRaiders

Attack, Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, Destruction, Dnipro, DniproCraft, eastern europe, international news, Military Action, nine-storey building, people, RussianRaiders, russians, strike, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War, wounding

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	406
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	237	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Votes:	8673	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where russians strike nine-storey buildings in Dnipro but in a funny way!!! watch as they accidentally hit each other with snowballs and end up in a massive snowball fight! it’s like a real-life battle royale but with russians and snow! join now for a chance to witness this chaotic hilarity unfold before your very eyes! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild and wacky adventure!