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SMP Valley

1:500 scale, claims enabled, Earth, hard mode, Homes, PvP enabled, SMP Valley, Survival, team-up, Tpa

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80

~~~~~~~~SMP Valley~~~~~~~~ 1:500 scale version of earth! Claims enabled! PvP enabled! Team up and work together! TPA and Homes! Hard mode enabled, will you survive?

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Exalted Kingdom: Where factions battle it out in hardcore fashion, no PVP for the faint-hearted!

1.8.9, battle, Beta, Discord, exalted, exclusive offers, Factions, fainthearted, fashion, Hardcore, Kingdom, Medieval, Minecraft, notch Apples, Promoters, protection 4, PvP, Raiding, referral pay, Shop, Spawners, Tnt, Wither Raiding

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Votes:	910
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Items Found:	2679	Holy Grails Found:	4

Exalted Kingdom Factions Server Overview

Description	A Classic 2014-2016 factions server, medieval themed, server version 1.8.9. No pay-to-win system, players must work for their success. Spawners available in shop at high prices. Gameplay includes wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
Promoters	We are looking for promoters who will be paid a percentage for referrals that lead to purchases in the shop. Join our Discord for more information.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When will the server launch?	The server is planned to launch within 1 month.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, players cannot pay to be the best. Success must be earned through gameplay.
Are spawners available in the shop?	Yes, but at expensive prices.
What type of gameplay can be expected?	Wither raiding, TNT raiding, Protection 4 armor for PvP, and notch Apples.
How can I become a promoter?	Join our Discord for more information on becoming a promoter and earning referral rewards.

Clay’s Eureka Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, Clays, control, DOMINANCE, ENTITLEMENT, eureka, gender dynamics, incel, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, power, rape, rape culture, Server, sexual marketplace, toxic behavior, toxic beliefs, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, violence, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equality for all players! We understand that sometimes the world can be a tough place, especially when it comes to dating and relationships. That’s why we offer a safe space for guys like you and me to come together and take back what’s rightfully ours – by raiding and pillaging villages, of course!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to show those pesky villagers who’s boss. No longer will we be slaves to their demands for emeralds and wheat. It’s time to take what we want and show them who’s really in charge.

And don’t worry about those pesky women trying to control us. We’ve got a strict “no girls allowed” policy on our server. Because let’s face it, women are just out to use us for their own gain. It’s time to stand up for ourselves and show them who’s really in control.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking what’s rightfully ours and having a good time doing it. Who needs women when you’ve got a pack of wolves to raid villages with? Let’s show them who’s boss and have some fun while we’re at it. See you in the game!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft SMP

Archive, character profiles, Community, Crafty, CREW, critique, donuts, Edition, Eicon search tool, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, gay blues, kinks, Minecraft, pastebin, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	200
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take donuts to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with kinks, fetishes, and more depravity than you can shake a stick at. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and a community so crazy you’ll never want to leave.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where you can roleplay as a donut-loving superhero with a secret fetish for unicorns? Or maybe you want to be a pirate who sails the high seas in search of the legendary booty (not that kind, you dirty-minded player!).

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyways?). Let’s get this party started and see where our crazy characters take us next!

NeuroCraft Minecraft Server

autism diagnosis, Communication Issues, coworker dynamics, coworker relationships, handling conflict, interrupting conversations, meeting disruptions, meeting etiquette, Minecraft, navigating workplace dynamics, NeuroCraft, neurodiversity, neurotypical behavior, professional behavior, respectful communication, Server, support in the workplace, Unmasking, workplace boundaries, workplace communication, workplace conflict, workplace professionalism

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Buildings Constructed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be your real authentic self just like Jess trying to unmask at work! We encourage all players to let their crazy flags fly high and interrupt each other in the most outrageous ways possible.

Join us for meetings where you can talk over each other, steamroll conversations, and cause chaos like never before. Just like Jess, you can feel free to ignore the agenda and go off on wild tangents that have nothing to do with the topic at hand.

But beware, if you try to politely ask someone to wait their turn or finish your own thought, you might be accused of being rude and unsupportive of unmasking. Don’t worry though, our boss is always available to mediate these ridiculous disputes and keep the drama going strong.

So come on down to our server and let your inner asshole shine bright! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining and full of unexpected twists and turns?

WifelessWanderer

activities, adventurous vacations, all inclusive, complaining, concerts, cruise, disagreement, Friends, machu picchu, mexico city, music festivals, out of town, Planning, pub, Rammstein, refusal, social life, stay at home, trivia night, Wife, WifelessWanderer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5226
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	30
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where age is just a number and fun is mandatory! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and embark on epic adventures with fellow gamers who refuse to let age define them.

Are you tired of being held back by someone who just wants to stay home and do nothing? Well, on our server, you can break free from the chains of boring and explore virtual worlds filled with excitement and endless possibilities.

Imagine building a virtual Machu Picchu with your friends, or rocking out at a virtual Rammstein concert in Mexico City. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who’s counting?).

So, if you’re ready to ditch the real world drama and dive headfirst into a realm of pure fun and craziness, join us now! Who needs a social life when you have a Minecraft server that’s always buzzing with activity and laughter? Let’s make memories that will have your grandkids saying, “Wow, Grandma and Grandpa were wild back in the day!”

BlockyBanterCraft

Absurdity, Adult, Argument, astonishment, BlockyBanterCraft, Communication, Confrontation, Conversation, debate, disagreement, disbelief, Frustration, incredulous, Logic, Maturity, misunderstanding, reasoning

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2541
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you tired of arguing with adults about the most ridiculous things? Well, join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind! We promise you won’t have to convince anyone that the sky is blue or that water is wet. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow gamers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it once turned a grown man into a unicorn just by logging in. So come join us and leave those silly arguments in the real world where they belong!

BabyBoomCraft

abortion, authoritarian regime, BabyBoomCraft, Birth Rates, contraceptive, DOCTORS, Family Planning, forced pregnancies, government policy, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, maternal health, North Korea, political agenda, population control, population growth, Propaganda, punishment, reproductive coercion, reproductive rights, Social Issues

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7883
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3837
Votes:	5640	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. true story, bro. and another time, we had a dance party with creepers and skeletons. it was lit, fam. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. you’ll be rolling in riches, yo. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane minecraft adventures of your life!

BlockyBrainAgeGap

anxiety, BlockyBrainAgeGap, boys’ brains, brain development, cognitive function, covid lockdowns, Covid-19, gender differences, gender gap, girls’ brains, lockdown effects, long-term effects, mental health, MRI scans, neuroscience, pandemic, premature aging, research, stress, study, youth mental health

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, the lockdowns made girls’ brains age super fast, but like, not in a bad way. their brains are like, 4.2 years older now, which is like, totally wild. but boys’ brains only aged 1.4 years, so like, girls are way ahead now.

join this server and watch your brain age like, crazy fast. you’ll be like a genius in no time, dude. plus, the girls on this server are like, super smart now, so you’ll totally be impressed. come join us and see your brain explode with knowledge. it’s gonna be epic, bro.

What is the IP for Ludwig Minecraft Server?

ludwig, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	462	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Towns Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Ludwig van Beethoven was a German composer and pianist who is widely regarded as one of the greatest composers in Western classical music. He was born in 1770 in Bonn, Germany, and went on to study with famous composers such as Joseph Haydn and Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Beethoven’s music is characterized by its emotional depth, innovation, and complexity, and he is known for his symphonies, piano sonatas, and string quartets. Despite facing personal challenges such as deafness, Beethoven continued to compose prolifically until his death in 1827. His legacy remains a major influence on classical music and his works are still widely performed and celebrated today.